DON JONES INDEX… |
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4/2/21… 13,913.18 3/26/21…
13,913.34
6/27/13… 15,000.00 |
DOW JONES INDEX: 4/2/21…33,101.48; 3/26/21…32,618.48; 6/27/13…15,000.00)
LESSON for April 2, 2021 – “JUST APRIL FOOLS!”
Sunday is
Easter. There’s maybe a little more
peace in America, good will to men (and women) now that Herod Antipax is gone, but not much. One can pray.
And hope. And watch the Pope on
television beneath half an Italian moon.
Yesterday was April Fool’s Day, and
the hopeless dopes and fools were glowering in places in the sun (except in the
toasty Florida Panhandle where a Federal investigation into pedophilia and transporting
sex traffickers across state line has laid its bony fingers upon Rep. Matt Gaetz). Gaetz, the Pensacola Holy Roller frequently called Trump’s
most dedicated defender while 45 was in office; subsequently bestowing him with
the thorned crown of martyrdom since, now has a
problem of his own… “a
scandal worthy of a pulp paperback, one swirling with claims of extortion,
Ecstasy, an orgy, a hula hoop and sex trafficking, along with an Iranian
hostage and, of course, a cameo by
Roger Stone,” wrote Maureen Dowd in the New York Times, comparing Matt to
Hunter Biden.
Hunter
was, probably still is many things, according to Dowd, but merely a tell-some
autobiographer, not an elected official – thus merely accountable to the
criminal authorities, and to reviewers, not the voters. Gaetz is the April
Fool subject to both… his juvenile jokesterings an impeachable offense, perhaps, and uncollegial
colleague Ted Lieu would like to try that out.
(See Attachment Three.)
Upon the
topic of our favourite fools and charlatans, it’s
been a banner-flapping year for fake news in real life, which, added to the
censorious bitterness of the cancel culture, has resulted in appeals to ban the
so-called holiday, erase it from history and practice and even to subject
pranksters to criminal prosecutions.
The
prohibition is likely to dominate in 2021 as it did in 2020 and probably will
do for a few more years before fading away, leading to more incidences of
swapping out sugar with salt, declaiming lies about this or that family issue
and that also-for-Halloween front porch door favourite
– the flaming bag of shit. April… or
All… Fools Day has been around long enough to survive and overcome a few years
of sense and sobriety.
“It began,
after all, in 1582, when France switched from the Julian
calendar to the Gregorian
calendar,” notes history.com (See Attachment Five) or, alternately, to the
Roman “Hilaria” (nothing to do with the defeated 2016 candidate). Encyclopedia Brittanica
(See Attachment Six) notes a few other national foolish feasts such as Holi (an
unholy tradition of India),
Wikipedia presents us with Geoffrey
Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales (1392). In the
"Nun's Priest's Tale", a vain cock Chauntecleer
is tricked by a fox on Syn March bigan thritty dayes and two. (See reference in Wikipedia).
The Wikis
also cite the origins of Fool Hate, citing Doll,
Jen (1 April 2013). "Is April Fools' Day the Worst Holiday? – Yahoo
News". calling
the day "creepy and
manipulative", "rude" and "a little bit nasty", as
well as based on schadenfreude and
deceit. There have always been cancel culturati, although the pandemic and King Trump have
brought more to the fore.
Even
celebrities like the lofty Justin Bieber have endured incoming fire from the canceliteers. The star told his 107 million Instagram followers that
his wife Hailey Baldwin was pregnant.
(Sky News, See attachment seven,)
Some
sour brits from the Daily Mail (See Attachment Eight) demanded permanent
cancellation of the Day inasmuch as it oppressed “insensitives”
and, as a peanut from the London gallery, observed: “no made up prank
could match the unbelievable s*** going on in the world right now.”
The Verge (See
Attachment Nine) especially targeted corporate brands as being the most
insensitive and most abusive jokers. But
the most egregious (or notorious) prank was Volkswagen’s fake launch of a fake
electric car (See Attachment Ten). When
the stock spiked 5% overnight, the authorities moved in. Can’t be giving the dirty little fools what
they want, can we?
Here, therefore, are twenty-six 2021 occurrences that occurred since
the beginning of January. Did all of
them actually happen! Or were some fake
news, devised by scoundrels in the pay of hostile predators; seeded among the
real to fool the fools who believe what they see and hear on their social
media, talk radio, TV and inter-office gossip and maybe go out and kill people
because of it.
Are you an April Fool? Take the
test… answers are at the bottom. If you do fail and are a fool, print out and clip Attachment One, laminate it and
carry it around; it might get you into all sorts of places that you never
dreamed would admit somebody like you.
Places like Florida, perhaps, or New York… where government jobs, richly
compensated, are expected to become available soon.
Happy
hunting!
(A)lec Baldwin’s wife
accused of being from Boston, not Spain, precipitating frenzy at the frontier
of political correctness and celebrity worship.
True or fake news?
(B)ody hijacked while
reclining comfortably in St. Louis hearse; NY landlord kidnaps tenants, dumps
them in a cemetery.
(C)rypto-collectibles called a “counterintuitive way to think
about possession,” say
crypto-collectors.
(D)oing battle in NFL Puppy
Bowl – Snoop Dogg (naturally) and Martha Stewart (unnaturally).
(E)motional support animals booted off American
Airlines planes; hungry passenger bites off
United attendant’s ear.
(F)lea and tick killers by Seresto accused of also killing 1700
dogs.
(G)rape Nuts cereal shortage ends – scalpers and hoarders cry.
(H)ome Depot recalls ceiling fans that break apart and decapitate victims.
(I)rate MAGAmen call masks a
Satanic conspiracy, contend that the one-six was an Antifa false
flag.
(J)umpin’ Jack kangaroo escapes from kangaroo farm in Alabama.
(K)iss requests must be
criminalized, cancel culture decrees.
(L)ady Gaga’s dogs hijacked; racist dogwalker sentenced to receive “sensitivity
training”.
(M)ister Potato Head to go
gender neutral, the sensitive people also cancel Dr. Seuss and Pepe le Peu (below).
(N)ational Rifle Assn.
declares bankruptcy; moves headquarters from sissy New York to macho (but
uncomfortably Mexicanizing) Texas.
(O)regon trumps wussy legal
pot states, decriminalizing heroin; Oklahoma
legislation protects drivers who ram and kill protesters while sending the
victims to jail for two years.
(P)epsi rolls out Mango Cola and distillers plot Peeps-flavored
bourbons. Pepe (le Peu)
consigned to the same right-wing Hell as Pepe the Frog.
(Q)-anon Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene alleges secret amphibian hordes are being protected by Jewish space lasers.
(R)ebel (but not reptilian)
pharmacist destroys vaccines because “they are part of a liberal
mind-controlling contamination conspiracy” (masterminded by
monolith-worshipping aliens?)
(S)an
Francisco cultists, following the instructions left by Visitors to the Utah
desert, erect their own 7 foot tall monolith.
(T)hai court sentences a woman to more than 43 years in prison for
criticizing monarchy.
(U)nforeseen Vatican budget crisis forces 10% pay cut for Cardinals.
(V)olvo going
all-electric by 2030. Voltvo?
(W)arns Walensky, President Joe’s new plague queen: “people are emerging from international places.”
(X)treme
diet posts censored by Tik Tok
(Y)ou have 2020 vision? Katy Perry warns: “then you’ll see things that are wrong.”
(Z)happle, electric car
developed by Hyundai/Apple collusion, joining Tesla, Voltvo
and Voltswagen.
That’s all folks,
Here’s what happened this week…
Or, maybe, not…
THE DON JONES INDEX
CHART of CATEGORIES w/VALUE ADDED to EQUAL BASELINE of 15,000
(REFLECTING… approximately… DOW JONES INDEX of June 27, 2013)
See a further explanation of categories here…
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INCOME |
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6/27/13 |
LAST |
CHANGE |
NEXT |
3/26/21 |
3/26/21 |
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Wages (hourly, per capita) |
9% |
1350 pts. |
3/26/21 |
+0.04% |
4/9/21 |
1,429.18 |
1,429.18 |
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/wages 25.19 |
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Median Income
(yearly) |
4% |
600 |
3/26/21 |
+0.025% |
4/9/21 |
668.72 |
668.89 |
http://www. whttp://www.usdebtclock.org/ 35,396 405 |
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Unempl. (BLS –
in millions |
4% |
600 |
12/1/20 |
+1.61% |
4/9/21 |
323.48 |
323.48 |
http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000000 6.2% |
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Official (DC – in millions) |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+0.01% |
4/9/21 |
389.79 |
389.83 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 9,964 963 |
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Total. (DC – in millions) |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+0.15% |
4/9/21 |
327.38 |
327.86 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
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Workforce
Participation Number (in
millions) Percentage (DC) |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+0.017% +0.029% |
4/9/21 |
311.72 |
311.81 |
In 150,319 Out 100,828 Total: 251,147 http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 59.85 |
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WP Percentage (ycharts)* |
1% |
150 |
12/1/20 |
-0.16% |
4/9/21 |
151.74 |
151.74 |
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Total Inflation |
7% |
1050 |
3/12/21 |
+0.4% |
4/9/21 |
1,014.25 |
1,014.25 |
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Food |
2% |
300 |
3/12/21 |
+0.2% |
4/9/21 |
283.27 |
283.27 |
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Gasoline |
2% |
300 |
3/12/21 |
+6.4% |
4/9/21 |
297.02 |
297.02 |
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Medical Costs |
2% |
300 |
3/12/21 |
+0.5% |
4/9/21 |
287.06 |
287.06 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm +0.5 |
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Shelter |
2% |
300 |
3/12/21 |
+0.2% |
4/9/21 |
294.32 |
294.32 |
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Dow Jones Index |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+1.48% |
4/9/21 |
357.89 |
363.19 |
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/index/DJIA 33,101.48 |
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Sales (homes) Valuation
(homes) |
1% 1% |
150 150 |
3/26/21 |
-1.04% -1.90% |
4/9/21 |
194.41 162.28 |
194.41 162.28 |
https://www.nar.realtor/research-and-statistics
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Debt (Personal) |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
-0.05% |
4/9/21 |
274.44 |
274.30 |
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Revenues (in
trillions) |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+0.03% |
4/9/21 |
297.36 |
297.45 |
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Expenditures (in tr.) |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+0.09% |
4/9/21 |
221.55 |
221.35 |
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National Debt (tr.) |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
+0.08% |
4/9/21 |
329.82 |
329.55 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 28,120 |
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Aggregate Debt (tr.) |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
+0.11% |
4/9/21 |
369.01 |
368.59 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 85,748 |
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Foreign Debt (tr.) |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+0.015% |
4/9/21 |
290.16 |
290.12 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 7,134 |
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Exports (in
billions – bl.) |
1% |
150 |
3/26/21 |
+1.00% |
4/9/21 |
159.63 |
159.63 |
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Imports (bl.) |
1% |
150 |
3/26/21 |
-1.38% |
4/9/21 |
134.93 |
134.93 |
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Trade Deficit (bl.) |
1% |
150 |
3/26/21 |
+2.35% |
4/9/21 |
106.13 |
106.13 |
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World Affairs |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
-0.4% |
4/9/21 |
395.49 |
393.91 |
Over
100 anti-coup protesters gunned down in Myanmar then escalates to air
strikes. Coup plotters hold a parade to
celebrate themselves with support from Russia (where dissident Navalny goes
on hunger strike) and China (which kicks Hong Kong representatives out of
Parliament). Confused man breaks into
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Terrorism |
2% |
300 |
3/26/21 |
+0.3% |
4/9/21 |
240.93 |
240.21 |
ISIS
celebrates Palm Sunday with church bombings in Indonesia, massacres in
Mozambique. ABC pundits on domestic and
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Politics |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
+0.1% |
4/9/21 |
435.99 |
436.43 |
Michigan
GOP chair calls for assassination of Democratic “witches”. Capitol rioters buy “I Was There!”
t-shirts, leading to easy arrests.
President Joe tops 1.9M Covid handouts with
2M infrastructure plan, paid for by (still unvalidated) taxes on the rich…
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Economics |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
+0.8% |
4/9/21 |
397.93 |
400.18 |
Suez
cargoship finally moved after giving “capitalism a
heart attack” (Jimmy Kimmel). Vegas reopens
as gamblers flush with government cash return to Stim City. Nike denies complicity, condemns $1,300
“Satan Shoes” with a drop of human blood.
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Crime |
1% |
150 |
3/26/21 |
+0.6% |
4/9/21 |
255.59 |
254.06 |
Mass shootings continue: 10 (2 dead) in Virginia
Beach, NC road rage shooter kills mother of six. Artist Charles Russell busts Atlanta
copycat with five guns. Doubling of
teen carjackings (including fatal DC heist by 13
and 15 year old girls) blamed on CV children out of school with nothing else
to do but kill people and play videogames.
Roblox accused of enabling juvenile Black Handers to bully and extort
smaller kids for cybercash. Over 900 frauds busted for filching fake
plague funds. Idiots posting their vaxx cards on social media getting their identities (such
as they are) stolen. NYPD arrests
paroled mommy murderer for beating up Asian granny. K-9 sniffs out fentanyl wrapped in breakfast
burrito. Italian mob boss busted after
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Environment/Weather |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
-0.1% |
4/9/21 |
414.80 |
414.39 |
Long
track Cat Three tornadoes in Georgia and Alabama have winds up to 170 mph, 90
mph. winds in Wyoming, 70 mph. winds in Northeast, Texas twisters and
Tennessee floods (6 in. in Nashville).
Record high temperatures in West, record lows in Southeast. More drivers on the road help air pollution
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Natural/Unnatural Disaster |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
-0.2% |
4/9/21 |
413.50 |
412.67 |
Fires
close Mount Rushmore, Presidents sneeze.
Nine year old migrant drowns in Rio Grande. Iowa crew team capsizes, two more
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Science, Tech,
Education |
4% |
600 |
3/26/21 |
-0.1% |
4/9/21 |
654.16 |
653.51 |
Near
disaster when child types gibberish on Daddy’s national nuclear strategy
computer, left unattended. Yet another
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Equality (econ./social) |
4% |
600 |
3/26/21 |
-0.3% |
4/9/21 |
566.59 |
564.89 |
SW Airlines exec on the hot seat for anti-San
Francisco rant. Palmdale CA teacher accuses student of
lying… lawsuits multiply. Anti-Asian
hate crimes up 833% since start of plague.
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Health |
4% |
600 |
3/26/21 |
-0.2% |
4/9/21 |
507.31 |
506.30 |
China
refuses to cooperate with W.H.O. on plague origins. JAMA President cancelled for racism. Plastic pollution said to be causing penis
shrinkage, 2000 cases of salmonellic Sabra hummus
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Plague |
nc |
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Erik
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Freedom and Justice |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
+0.1% |
4/9/21 |
452.90 |
453.35 |
Derek Chauvin trial begins with witness
testimony. MAGASen.
Matt Gaetz (R-Fl) investigated for pedophilia; he
calls it extortion. USD settles
gymnasts’ suit against gropy gyncecologist for
1.1B. Billion! “Real Housewives” star Jenny Shah in real
trouble facing 50 yrs. in real jail for telemarketing scam. DC appeals court question Tennessee bond
release of Capitol rioter and his riotous Mommy. Jacob Blake sues Kenosha police for
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Cultural incidents |
3% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
+0.2% |
4/9/21 |
500.69 |
501.69 |
VP
Kamala’s stepdaughter and hubby introduced to Presidential prerogatives by
sharp SNL parodies. God slaps down Sister Jean – NCAA Final Four are set
(above). SCOTUS will hear case for
paying collegiate athletes. MLB
reopens under plague protocols, NFL promises full stadiums (and 17 games)
when they open in the fall. Broadway
promises re-opening in fall (or maybe winter) with Princess Diana musical…
“Game of Thrones” slated for 2023. |
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4% |
450 |
3/26/21 |
+0.3% |
4/9/21 |
474.00 |
475.42 |
Oscars still weeks off, but NAACP Image Awards
posthumously honors actor Chadwick Boseman, Kennedy Center awards Medal of
Freedom to Mitt Romney (apparently for impeachment vote). “The Talk” awards walking papers to Sharon
as lawyers negotiate her golden parachute.
RIP
children’s book author Beverly Cleary (104), Waterburglar
G. Gordon Liddy (90), Tik Tok star Rochelle Harper. |
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ATTACHMENT ONE – From this Lesson,
above. Answers…
All
twenty-six items are True!
A few,
however, might be improved by analysis…
(K) Kiss
suppression refers to the act, not the band.
Prosecutors are considering impeachable or criminal charges against NY
Governor Cuomo, against whom nine women (to date) have come forward with
allegations most foul (as well as his coverup of nursing home plague
deaths). One of his accusers swears that
he asked her for a kiss. If this is
upheld as criminal, thousands… perhaps millions… of sweaty, jittery high school
students at the Junior Prom could face a lifetime of wanton discrimination,
degradation and disrespect owing to their criminal records.
(L) Lady
Gaga’s dogwalker was not the racist, he is, in fact, at least a martyr… maybe a hero… for
trying to save her pooches. The
dogwalker was a different lady, seen on TV berating a birdwatcher.
(Q) Essentially
true… however, the distinguished gentlewoman from Georgia has specified that
the Jewish collaborationist aliens are reptilian. The amphibians are from a different planet, and doing their
dastardly deeds under the auspices of a different
cabal – maybe Mexican, maybe Chinese.
Something…
(S) Their monolith was made of gingerbread!
(T) See
this.
(V) and (Z) Both names are reportedly still in branding
Beta-test.
ATTACHMENT TWO – From the New York
Times
Hunter
Biden, Matt Gaetz and Nonstop Depravity
IN A
MEMOIR OF HIS VICES, HUNTER BIDEN SENDS A LOVE LETTER TO HIS BROTHER.
By Maureen Dowd, April
3, 2021
·
WASHINGTON — A Twitter wag summed it up best:
“Matt Gaetz is everything the Republicans were
looking for in Hunter Biden.”
The Times’s report about a federal investigation into whether
the Florida congressman had a sexual relationship with a minor and paid for her
to travel has set off a scandal worthy of a pulp paperback, one swirling with
claims of extortion, Ecstasy, an orgy, a hula hoop and sex trafficking, along
with an Iranian hostage and, of course, a cameo by Roger
Stone.
We are awash in sordid tales of Gaetz — the Beavis to Donald Trump’s Butt-Head — creating
a point system for
sexual conquests and showing nude
photos of women to other (often appalled) lawmakers on the House floor.
The moment crystallizes Republican
hypocrisy. Trump and Gaetz viciously beat up on
Hunter Biden, undeterred by their own vices.
As it happens, Hunter begins his new
memoir, “Beautiful Things,” with a scene of him
watching Gaetz on TV reading a magazine excerpt about
Hunter’s addiction into the record of the House Judiciary Committee’s hearing
during Trump’s first impeachment.
Biden writes:
“‘I
don’t want to make light of anybody’s substance abuse issues …’ Gaetz said, snickering for the cameras as he made light of
my substance abuse issues.
“‘Again,
I’m not … casting any judgment on any challenges someone goes through in their
personal life,’ Gaetz continued, as he cast judgment
on my personal life. … Trump believed that if he could destroy me, and by
extension my father, he could dispatch any candidate of decency from either
party — all while diverting attention from his own corrupt behavior. Where’s
Hunter?
“I’m
right here. I’ve faced and survived worse. … I’m not going anywhere. I’m not a
curio or sideshow to a moment in history, as all the cartoonish attacks try to
paint me. I’m not Billy Carter or Roger Clinton, God bless them. I am not Eric
Trump or Donald Trump Jr.”
Yes, for all his messy, self-destructive
behavior, this Hunter has never slaughtered and posed with wild animals or
whipped up a crowd for an insurrection.
For
years, Joe Biden’s second son has been a tabloid buffet of strippers, leaked
photos, crack pipes, family love triangles, an incriminating laptop, a stray
gun and ethical quandaries.
When
the book was announced two months ago, it seemed like another bad calculation
by Hunter, sure to overshadow his father’s presidential honeymoon.
But
it isn’t. The book, ineffably sad and beautifully written, tears the tabloid
face off the story about an American family that has experienced the highest of
highs and the lowest of lows. The outline is familiar but the details are
wrenching, proving that drugs can drag anyone down, even a famous politician’s
privileged son who drove into inner cities to buy crack in his Porsche and who
had plenty of Burisma “funny money,” as he called it,
to rehab-hop. Even his father, chasing him down a driveway after a family
intervention, could not overcome “crack’s dark power.”
Page
after page, you wonder: How the hell is this guy still alive?
At
51, Hunter has not lost his knack for getting tangled up in messes. He offered
a disingenuous reply in a CBS interview airing
Sunday about the notorious laptop he supposedly forgot to pick up from a
Delaware repair shop: “There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from
me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was the — that it was
Russian intelligence.” No one is buying that.
The
book recounts a litany of other times he left incriminating evidence in rental
cars, got ripped off in drug deals or had his Gucci loafers, $800 sports coat
and Rimowa luggage stolen by the “scummy subculture”
he was hanging with in Hollywood hotels.
And while he writes that he would not go on the Burisma board if he had to do it over again, be