the DON JONES INDEX… |
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GAINS POSTED in GREEN LOSSES POSTED in RED 7/23/22... 14,921.35 7/16/22... 14,914.48 |
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(THE DOW JONES INDEX: 7/23/22… 31,899,29; 7/16/22…
31,288.26; 6/27/13…
15,000.00) |
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LESSON for July 23, 2022 – “THE ONE
EIGHTY-SEVEN!”
If one believes Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Ms), chair of the House
Select Committee inquiring into the origin, proceedings and implications of the
Capitol... call it Riot, Insurrection, Tourist stroll, whatever... the
Inquisition, which met again on Thursday evening (See NPR’s transcript as
Attachment One), is concluded (at least until the fall – perhaps nearer the
midterm elections?). Prime Inquisitors...
Jamie Schiff (D-NY/Ca) and, furthering the illusion of bipartisanship, Liz
Cheney (R- Wy) would concur, as would the rest of the panel, its staff, most
witnesses, most of the media and Don Jones.
Time and again, Inquisitors, witnesses and outside commentators
obsessed on “the 187” (being the 187 minutes between President Trump’s appeal
to treason and his capitulation, sort of, to the reality of defeat. According to Dictionary.com,slang use
of 187 is a reference to Penal Code 187 in the law code of the
state of California. (See Attachment Two)
Penal Code 187 defines and outlaws the act of murder. Thrown
about as frequently as spears in “The Three Hundred” (Spartans who held off
invading Persians in the movie of the same name); the term may not have been
intended to refer to murder, but to the dead Capitol policemen and to
gunned-down protester Ashlii Barrett who has not yet become an icon of gangsta
rap, nor is she likely to, but the sentiment endures even as President Joe and
the nation go about their business.
But is it really over?
The panel and the pundits and the pardon-seekers promised
fireworks... perhaps the testimony of former Presidential advisor Steve Bannon,
whose claim to Executive Privilege, viewed with suspicion by the Inquisitors, had
already been discarded by anxious state prosecutors in Georgia and New York.
Might he have a story to tell... if he would open up.
And if Steve-O, who suddenly waived that E.P. last week (at least
at the Federal Level) did so with the blessings of the former President, might
Djonald Unquiet actually consent to taking the floor himself?
Instead of fireworks, Bannon and Ol’ 45, however, the
Panel got a fistful of sparklers – pretty to look at but far from
explosive. Thursday’s summer finale
co-featured Matthew Pottinger, the former deputy national security
adviser under Mr. Trump, and Sarah Matthews, a former White House deputy press
secretary. Also on the bill was a Blockbuster dumpster of video featuring the likes of
old Inquisitory troopers and tropers like Rudy Gee, Patrick (Cip Cip) Cipollone
and the new leftish poster girl, Cassidy Hutchinson as well as, of course, The
Panel.
BEFORE the DELUGE
Prior to
Thursday, the panel had promised “an account of activities inside the White
House during a 187-minute period following former President Donald Trump’s
speech to his supporters that day at the Ellipse,” according to the Wall Street Journal which kicked off
the usual round of timelines, takeaways and previews.
The panel
planned to portray Mr. Trump as failing to respond to the attack, a decision
that committee member Rep. Elaine Luria (D., Va.), who will help lead
Thursday’s 8 p.m. ET hearing, called a “dereliction of duty.”
“He
literally watched the ship burn and didn’t try to put out the fire,” Ms. Luria,
a former nuclear-trained officer in the Navy, dropped the spoiler. She said Mr.
Trump’s inaction raises questions about his intentions that day and whether he
was in some way in favor of the assault on the Capitol by his supporters.
The broadcast networks were all present in their fluffery and
finery.
NBC brought to the attention of Don Jones
the fact that Homeland Security has launched criminal probe into destruction of Jan. 6
Secret Service text messages.
“The
Department of Homeland Security’s Inspector General has launched a criminal investigation
into the circumstances surrounding the destruction of Secret Service text messages that may have been relevant to inquiries about the Jan. 6 Capitol riot,” asserted the Peacock.
Noting that
the proceedings were the finale in a series of eight televised public hearings,
they also predicted that the primetime show of July 21st would
“hardly be the last of the year.” (See Attachment Four).
CBS, during the antediluvian week between Inquisitions Seven and
Eight seconded rumours and assertions of deleted Secret Service texts and
proffered numerous predictions about how the testimony would proceed (many of
which were on the mark, a few of which were not). “The Secret Service claimed some
phone data had been erased unintentionally as a part of a pre-planned system
migration,” the Eye declared, and said that any texts that were deleted "are
presumed to be permanently deleted."
Token
Republican Inquisitor Adam Kinzinger told
the networks "Face the Nation" on Sunday that the hearing will "open people's eyes in a
big way" about Trump's behavior.
(See Attachment Five)
ABC hitchhiked on Kinzinger’s FTN appearance, adding that he’d
stated that: "The reality is, and I'll give you this preview, the
president didn't do very much but gleefully watch television during this time
frame." (See Attachment Six)
Mr.
Kinzinger called the possibility of Mr Trump testifying a "big
question" the committee is still dealing with, but it's not a must-have at
this stage.
"Donald
Trump has made it clear that he doesn't mind not telling the truth, let's just
put that mildly," he said.
"He
lies all the time, I wouldn't put it past him to
even lie under oath, so I'm not sure what the value is there.”
Fox News chose not to attend.
But the tabloids (and pompous, presumptious publications that
pretend they do not cultivate the tabloid market) also did.
THURSDAY’S INQUISITION:
TRANSCRIPTS, TIMELINES and TAKEAWAYS
Our moderator hurriedly
transcribed (well, noted) statement by the Inquisatatory witnesses and
panelists but, this morning, NPR released its certainly more detailed and
accurate version, which served as the foundation for Attachment One.
Inserted into the
transcript are assorted details and commentary from a few of the usual suspects...
the Washington Post, NPR, CNN and the broadcast networks, to name a few. These insertions are inserted at the end of a
particular statement or, in the case of lengthy explanations by a panelist or
witness, between paragraphs most appropriate to the commentary.
We note, without attaching,
other versions of the proceedings:
The Ninth Inquisition
began with a surprise – probably disconcerting to most good liberals, perhaps a
source of amusement and schadenfreude
to MAGAland. Chairman Bennie Thompson
(D-Ms) announced that, in the interim following Session Eight, he had
contracted the plague and would, therefore, be unable to attend the proceedings
in person.
“Earlier this week,” Thompson declared, via remote devices
and from a remote location, “I received a positive COVID diagnosis. Per CDC
guidelines, I've received the initial two shots and all of the boosters. Thus
far, I have been blessed to experience very minimal symptoms. Because I'm still
quarantined, I cannot participate in person with my colleagues. I've asked our
vice chair, Ms. Cheney, to preside over this evening's hearing, including
maintaining order in the room and swearing in our witnesses.”
Rep. Cheney (R-Wy and the daughter
of former Vice President Dick) took up the reins of responsibility and, after
reading through the rigamarole of Inquisatory process, began by explaining the
background and justifications for Number Nine.
“In the course of these hearings,” she said, “we have received new
evidence, and new witnesses have bravely stepped forward. Efforts to litigate
and overcome immunity and executive privilege claims have been successful, and
those continue. Doors have opened, new subpoenas have been issued, and the dam
has begun to break.”
And then, through testimony live and
videotaped... Cheney’s first presentation was that of Senate Minority Leader
Mitch McConnell who, at the time of the recording, vehemently argued that the
mob, the criminals would listen to one man alone (“...only President Trump
could end this...”) and through the assortment of statements (many of which
were either self-serving paens to the punitive panelists or distractions by
former Trump intimates uttered forth to deflect potential criminal
prosecutions) a clearer portrait of the one eighty seven emerged.
In a nuthouse, the story was that
President Trump, after inviting thousands of armed militia boys, lone wolf
malcontents, dedicated MAGAslaves and just plain curious citizens to march with
him to the Capitol, slipped away to go back to the White House and watch the
riot on TV. (He blamed the Secret
Service for his defection.)
There, he sat for 187 minutes while
rage raged hot and wildness raged unchecked... for a while before the
insurrection petered out. Unhung hero,
Vice President Pence, returned to the Capitol and finished the vote counting which,
to no rational Jones’ surprise, confirmed the election of Joseph R. Biden. One Capitol policeman and one protester were
murdered at the scene, several other lawmen subsequently suicide.
America snarled with shame, laughed
at the comical Q-Anon Shaman and Barney Fifelike Rep. Josh Hawley and the world
had second thoughts about the U.S.A. and democracy itself. An Inquisitory Panel was decreed by the slim
Democratic majority in the White House, House and Senate; witnesses were
summoned, subpoenas issued. Eight or
nine hundred protestors were arrested and their trials continue.
At the same time that the testifiers
were testifying, media moguls, trolls and First Amendment patriots could not
help interjecting their own input into the prime time spotlight, according to
their bias
In addition to the NPR transcript,
commentary as Thursday’s hearing proceeded was published by the usual suspects,
some of which can be found here as Attachments Ten through Seventeen.
SIFTING THROUGH the
DEBRIS
·
Back
at the Capitol after its MAGA-fumigation, as the electoral count
continued. “Gen. Milley said Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, called him
to say they needed a “narrative” that Trump was still in charge and making
decisions. (WashPost, Attachment Ten)
·
Trump “did not want to include any
sort of mention of peace” in a tweet aides urged him to send to quell the
violence, Matthews testified. The former president also hesitated to vilify the
rioters and refused to say “the election’s over” while taping remarks the day after
the attack.
·
Promising additional hearings in
September, committee members warned that a failure to hold Trump accountable
would critically damage American democracy. “There was no ambiguity, no nuance: Donald Trump made a
purposeful choice to violate his oath of office, to ignore the ongoing violence
against law enforcement, to threaten our constitutional order,” committee vice
chair Cheney said. “There is no way to excuse that behavior. It was
indefensible.”
·
The hearing also featured taped
testimony from the committee’s interviews with other witnesses, including an
unnamed White House security official who said members of Pence’s security
detail started to fear for their own lives during the attack. “There were calls
to say goodbye to family members and so forth,” said the official, whose voice
was disguised. Gen. Milley said Trump’s
chief of staff, Mark Meadows, called him to say they needed the “narrative”
that Trump was still in charge and making decisions.
·
“But Trump wasn’t giving any orders.
Pence was.”
Over the pond in London, where temperatures hit a record
104° over the weekend, the liberal firestarter Guardian U.K. vented its usual
spleen in a trio of missives – one ridiculing America’s new contender for the
upcoming “Who Wants to be a Clown” series, Rep. Josh Hawley (R-Mo), lampooning
Trump as the new Nero (well, if he bounces back in 2024) and shaking its heat
at Americans in general. (Attachments
Seventeen, A, B and C.) on Thursday night and Friday.
The cooler heads at BBC attempted to remain cool and
collected, simply reiterating the charge of diseased Bennie Thompson, chairman
of the committee, who zoomed in from his sickbed to the Inquisitors: "For
187 minutes on Jan 6, this man of unbridled destructive energy could not be
moved. They provided only two jeremiads
(See Attachments Eighteen A and B) but also supplied eight “key factors”.
"Not by his aides, not by his
allies, not by the violent chants of rioters, or the desperate pleas of those
facing down the mob. He could not be moved."
Any potential prosecution of Mr
Trump would be led by the Department of Justice, the BBC acknowledged. But some commentators have suggested
that advice issued by Attorney General
Merrick Garland requiring
prosecutors to obtain approval before embarking on politically sensitive
investigations means it is unlikely Mr Trump will ever face trial.
Those eight “key factors” were...
1.
Allies repeatedly told Trump he had lost
2.
A drunk Rudy Giuliani pushed Trump to declare victory
3.
Ex-election officials paid a high price fighting back
4.
White House officials knew demonstrators were armed
5.
Trump intended to lead the mob to the Capitol
6.
Justice officials were ordered to seize voting machines
7.
Trump sought to contact witnesses
8.
Leading allies sought pardons
The BBC also noted that polling in
the US has suggested that the hearings are having little impact on Mr Trump's
personal popularity among Republican voters.
A recent survey by the PBS
broadcaster found that just one in five party members think the 76-year-old
should face prosecution for his actions on 6 January, while more than half
would like to see him as the Republican candidate for president in 2024.
Meanwhile, President Joe Biden's
personal approval has fallen to just 37% among voters, lower than Mr Trump's
ratings were at any point during his term in office.
Reuters was the most
austere of the britpack... they supplied only one recapitulation with six, as
opposed to eight “takeaways”.
The MAGAmob remained (and
remains) defiant; the liberal Guardian U.K. could not help piling on today
(well Saturday... we’re a bit late this week for reasons below). This time, they attempted to present the
other side of the argument, a rather doomed, but interesting effort. Venturing out into the colonies to converse
with true believers, the wokesters found plenty of them in “flyover country”
between the woke enclaves of New York and California.
“The hearing was a one-sided attack
on the former president rather than an attempt to get at the truth,” asserted a
true believer in Cheeseland.
“There was an annoying and troubling
Hollywood movie look to these theatrical hearings, as if they’re acting in a
badly done B-list movie,” she said.
“I haven’t watched it,” said
Kathleen Silbernagel, the Oneida county (Wi) Republican party secretary and a
retired programme manager for a Pepsi subsidiary, referring to the televised
inquisitions. “It’s a joke. Most conservatives feel that it is a kangaroo
court. Liberals already hate him so it’s not going to affect them. But how it
will affect independent people, who are always in the middle, is hard to tell.”
“They’re painting Trump as though he
incited this riot,” said the county Republican vice chair, Peter Biolo, who has
also avoided watching the hearings. “They got to the Capitol and the Capitol
police let them in. They didn’t storm the Capitol as is being reported. And the
one person that was shot, that female veteran, was shot by a Capitol police
officer.”
The hearings are instead viewed as
part of a broader witch-hunt against the former president, alongside official
investigations into whether his company fiddled taxes and fraudulently inflated
property values to obtain cheaper loans.
“The bad news for those who want to
see Trump run again is that a key part of the electorate does not see it that
way. Two-thirds of those independent voters who are following the hearings
closely say Trump bears “a lot of responsibility” for the storming of the
Capitol, according to the Marquette law school poll. Even among independents
not paying close attention, a majority say he bears some responsibility.”
“(L)oyalty to Trump continues to be
a litmus test for most Republican voters in who they vote for,” the Brits
deduced, and that includes buying into the claims that the 2020 election was
stolen and that the January 6 hearings are part of the plot.
“If you want to be a good Republican
in the current party, you have to signal to the voters who have bought into the
election fraud story,” one of their cheeseheads said. (See Attachment Twenty)
With Fox scowling on the sidelines, it up to the New York
Post (Attachment Twenty One) to report on the former President’s Twitterstorm,
wherein he derided former White House deputy press secretary Sarah Matthews,
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell... a disloyal sleaze bag “who was losing big in Kentucky, and came to
the White House to BEG me for an Endorsement and help?” and committee vice
chair Cheney, whom he called “a sanctimonious loser,” Speaker Pelosi (“maybe
looking for her husband!”... or
out on the town with Rudy G.? – DJI
and concluded:
“I had an election
Rigged and Stolen from me, and our Country. The USA is going to Hell. Am I
supposed to be happy?”
The Daily Beast
reported that the House Republicans’ official
Twitterers were decidedly unhappy, posting a direct attack on former Trump
White House deputy press secretary Sarah Matthews that labeled her a “liar” and
“pawn” of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
(Attachment Twenty Two) Cooler
heads eventually prevailed, and the elephant boys then “walked it back.”
Finally (we thought) Time (Attachment Twenty Three) played
up the bon voyage aspect of
Inquisition Number Nine, Number Nine... committee members had billed Number
Eight as a kind of season finale to the first tranche of public hearings, leaving open
the possibility of more to come as the investigation yields additional
information. The committee is also preparing to hold one or two hearings in
September when it releases its preliminary report with recommendations for how
to avoid a similar coup attempt in the future.
Thompson and Cheney both made clear that the committee’s
investigation was not over, and that more hearings would be scheduled. “Our
committee will spend August pursuing emerging information on multiple fronts,”
Cheney said in her opening statement.
At the end of the nearly three-hour hearing, she added, “See
you in September.”
CONTEMPTING the
CONTEMPTIBLE
Left on the table were a
couple more hole cards in the Inquisitory deck... the (still) missing Secret
Service tweets and letters and smoke signals and the peregrinations of Steve
Bannon, who was duly indicted, arrested, convicted and sentenced to two whole months for Contempt of
Congress. He has, of course, appealed –
and probably hopes to stay out of jail until The Man is restored in 2024/5 and
Steve-O gets another pardon to add t his collection. We’ll take them on next Lesson...
But wait! as the
television pitchmen say... we delayed issuance of this Lesson because sources (probably
including Cheney herself) have just raised the possibility of trooping back to
the Inquisitory Chamber to deal with two more red (or dead) herrings over and
above the above two: a subpoena to and testimony by (or another contemptible
citation for) Mrs. Clarence Thomas, who apparently loosed her animal instincts
to graze upon Mark’s meadow; and the newly exhumed prospect of an appearance by
Donald Himself himself!
So maybe we’ll see each
other in August.
Again, we remind you that
the United Nations predicts world population will reach 8,000,000,000 on November 15th this year.
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JULY 16th – JULY
2nd, 2022 |
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Saturday, July 16th, 2022 Dow: 31,288.26 |
President
Joe lands in Riyadh and Khashoggi-killer Prince Salman gives him a fist bump,
resulting in a selfie from Hell that energizes and/or disgusts both his
Democratic base and disloyal Republican opposition. His spin pretends to satisfy the former... but
doesn’t... although there are real reasons for downplaying the Saudis’
abysmal human rights record: namely that their Number One regional foe, Iran:
1) is even worse, 2) is dickering with Russia for the sale of military drones
to be used to kill more Ukrainian civilians, and 3) oil, OIL, OIL. Back in the U.S.A., air-conditioners
are working overtime and gobbling electricity. Heat and drought-induced wildfires are
scorching the Pacific and mountain states, and the “dome of terror”... a
stubborn and, perhaps, climate-induced air mass is sitting over the
West. Wandering slowly eastwards, the
triple-digit temperatures are migrating from places accustomed to them (like
Phoenix and Vegas and Death Valley) to places that are not (East Texas,
Oklahoma north to Minnesota and the Dakotas).
And don’t even think about a
summer vacation – Europe is baking and blazing too. Flying under the radar in this season of
record temperatures, the plague is back to killing 2,500 Americans per week
while monkeypox panic settles over neighborhoods where homosexuals are
trumpeting their “pride”. Even Dr.
Fauci is calling it a “gay disease” (tho’ obliquely and without the finger
pointing and prosecutions at the height of the AIDS epidemic. Police in gentrified communities demand,
and get, a crackdown on homeless people... who are fighting back the only way
they can: beating up a (black female) Olympian and stabbing race car driver
Bobby East to death. |
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Sunday, July 17th, 2022 |
Active shooter copycats Akron,
Uvalde, Buffalo, etc. etc. by blasting away at a comedy nightclub in NC but
is either just sending a message or is under the variant of some chemical, as
well as psychic influence. No
casualties. Another bozo is tackled by
police before shooting up a mall. Ordinary
mayhem continues apace... people who kill other people for reasons, valid or
not: bad romances, robberies, gang wars, u-name-it. The inevitable “boyfriend” kills his
pregnant baby mama, her foetus and grandparents in Ellerslie, GA,
Uvalde school shootings still galvanize media attention. Footage of angry parents and grieving
relatives flood the airwaves, as well of accusations against incompetent
and/or cowardly cops. An officer
videotaped talking on a cellphone becomes a national disgrace until it is
revealed that he was making a last call to his dying wife. “If it bleeds, it leads,” is joined by
emotional depictions of dead children from Ukraine to Uvalde.
Senators stalk the Sunday talkshows.
Joe Manchin (D-WVa) says climate change is a hoax, and that he will
not support President Joe’s appeal to tax the rich. The Bern (D-Vt) all but calls him a
Republican. |
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Monday, July 18th, 2022 Dow: 31,072.61 |
It’s
Nelson Mandela Day. On the other end
of the legal/moral spectrum, Steve Bannon’s trial for contempt of Congress
begins jury selection. (See above) Bennifer finally ties the knot at a
midnight ceremony in the White Wedding Chapel in Vegas. No Elvis impersonator – he left early to go
to bed and will be ridiculed forever for blowing his big chance at
advancement. Nor is “Gigli Two” in the
offing. Better, at least, than the
Hawaiian matrimony washed out by a giant wave – again, no Elvis surfing in
the chapel. Elsewhere in Vegas, a
breaking window mistaken for gunshots, creating panic and trampled gamblers
(who leave their winnings on the table to be swept up by cooler heads). Pro-gun activists celebrate Elisjsha
Dicken, an armed civilian who ventilates an active shooter, who’d already
shot up a mall in Indiana, killing three.
Pacifists recoil, realos call Dicken a hero. Who needs cops? (Maybe the producers of “Law and Order”
after their NYC street parking guard is killed by a disgruntled
something.) Woman in a coma for two
years wakes -
fingers brother as assailant. Angry
emu becomes social media star. |
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Tuesday, July 19th, 2022 Dow: 31,827.05 |
How hot is it? People are dying in Kansas City and
Minnesota. Thirsty and dying cattle are
being rushed to market to create beef bargains now, shortages later. Moving east, Atlantic Ocean plankton are
dying off, creating rust in the fish supply chain and a climate-confused
giant shark is captured off New York City.
Starvation rages in drought-plagued Africa and in Europe, temperatures
hit an all time record 104° in London, 106° in Paris.
Still, Don Jones is more worried about inflation than the heat. Food bank and free lunch charity outlets
are overloaded, 93% of small businesses say they fear recession and
Goldman-Sachs CEO assures Joneses: “We will get through this.”
Hi: Macy’s will bring back Toys R’ Us for the 2022 holiday season, but
no longer.
Bye: Dr. Fauci says he’s tired
of the drama and will retire before the November elections. |
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Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 Dow: 31,874.84 |
Climate change, under the auspices of its
new hero, Sen. Joe Manchin, turns on West Virginia, the nation and the world
with a vengeance. Of particular
concern are the record high lows in the U.S. which enable daytime
temperatures in Wichita Falls to hit 115°, the American West to bake and burn
(Hoover Dam’s transformers blow out, endangering power and water) and Europe
to broil and burn. Also severe storms – ten soldiers at Ft.
Gordon, GA are injured by lightning.
Olena (Mrs. Zelensky) comes to America, asks for more arms and shares
videos of cute, pitiful children murdered by Russia. Putin sends ten thousand captured civilians
of Mariupol to hastily constructed concentration camps.
The entire Clan Trump attends Ivana’s funeral. Even Melania has nice words for the
deceased. The widower (sort of)
observes a break from the aggressive prosecutors in Georgia and New York who
want to lock him up on a variety of charges, many concerning his fake
electors. (See above) |
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Thursday, July 21st, 2022 Dow: 32,036.90 |
It’s
“let’s kick Trump” day and that the Inquisitors do. (See above)
Perhaps, as if malign angels are conspiring above, President Joe gets
it. (The plague, remember?) Omicron 5 something also selects Select
Chairperson Bennie Thompson. Popping
rumors like birthday balloons, the CIA calls Mad Vlad Putin “too healthy”. Dr. Jha says that Biden is not in danger,
and he is shown doing work with papers regarding something or other. Dr. Fauci remains sick, but alive – he’s
one of the only five percenters who get paxlovid rebound atop the ordinary
plague rebound now thriving.
Elsewhere, people are standing in long lines under a hot sun hoping to
get monkeypox vaccine. And now, add a
third plague to the pot... polio is back after a ten year vacation. As for the heat, it’s drying up Lake Mead,
principal water source for the southwest.
It’s down 40 feet in three years and still evaporating, not only will
Californians have to drink beer, agriculture will shut down. No more fresh fruits and vegetables for Don
Jones, even though prices are already sky-high. (And, up in the sky, a “micrometeor”
smaller than a grain of sand crashes into the Webb and scientists fear that
the great experiment is over.) The baby formula crisis is getting worse,
but at least the nursing mothers, thirsty Americans, doctors and Space Forces
can find some liquid consolation... Velveeta is rolling out a processed
cheese flavored martini. |
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Friday, July 22nd, 2022 Dow: 31,899.29 |
Americans of the liberal persuasion
are still recoiling in shock and awe over the phone calls that Secret Service
agents guarding Mike Pence made to family, expecting that they would probably
not survive the one-six. And they have
some comic relief in Sen. Josh Hawley, who’s filmed saluting the Capitol
rioters with a raised fist, then seen scuttling like a scared lobster through
the halls of the Capitol as those same rioters come after him.
And, not to disparage our patriotic civil servants, the Inquisitors
still haven’t found out anything more about all of the tweets and twits and
texts that the S.S. deleted against protocol.
There’s finally some good news on the Ukrainian front... Putin and
Zelensky have agreed that Ukr grain can be transported on the Black Sea and
exported to starving Africans. The bad
news is that the war goes on. Russian
foreign minister Lavrov boasts that their troops will not stop with just the
Donbas, they will take all of Ukraine... then Poland, Berlin, Paris,
sweltering London and, finally, the U.S.A.
Mwahh hah haahhh! |
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The
Dow, adjusting to the new, new normal of the week, bounced around and even
climbed up over 32,000 before falling back in an economically quiet week (no new stats
on inflation, unemployment etc.) full of political turmoil – partisans
cheering for their side, America stagnant.
So is the Russian invasion of Ukraine... there was a brief “beacon”
when it seemed that Putin would allow ships of grain to feed starving
Africans, but it was just a ploy so that he could bomb the relief ships and
containers in the port of Odessa. He’s
winning friends and influencing people, but doesn’t care. Nor do most Joneses, inflation is bad but
not spiking and the heat is sweltering... just another excuse to stay
indoors, do like Trump and watch the world on television and run up the air
conditioning bills. But
have cheer... or fear. The start of
the school year and the football season are just around the corner. |
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Unempl. (BLS – in mi) |
4% |
600 |
4/22 |
+5.56% |
8/22 |
633.36 |
633.36 |
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Official (DC – in mi) |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
-0.12% |
7/30/22 |
301.96 |
302.32 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 5,897 |
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Unofficl. (DC – in mi) |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
-0.10% |
7/30/22 |
309.54 |
309.85 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 10,929 |
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Workforce Particip. Number Percent |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
-0.029% -0.016% |
7/30/22 |
300.19 |
300.67 |
In 158, 675 Out
99,332 Total: 258,007 |
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WP % (ycharts)* |
1% |
150 |
6/18/22 |
-0.16% |
7/16/22 |
150.00 |
150.00 |
https://ycharts.com/indicators/labor_force_participation_rate 62.20 |
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15% |
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Total Inflation |
7% |
1050 |
8/22 |
+1.3% |
7/30/22 |
1010.64 |
1010.64 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm +1.3 |
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Food |
2% |
300 |
8/22 |
+1.0% |
7/30/22 |
289.34 |
289.34 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm +1.0 |
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Gasoline |
2% |
300 |
8/22 |
+11.2% |
7/30/22 |
221.46 |
221.46 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm +11.2 |
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Medical Costs |
2% |
300 |
8/22 |
+0.7% |
7/30/22 |
293.45 |
293.45 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
+0.7 |
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Shelter |
2% |
300 |
8/22 |
+0.6% |
7/30/22 |
293.46 |
293.46 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm +0.6 |
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WEALTH |
6% |
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Dow Jones Index |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
+1.95% |
7/30/22 |
260.67 |
265.75 |
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/index/ 31,899.29
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Home (Sales) (Valuation) |
1% 1% |
150 150 |
7/16/22 |
-3.57% +2.06% |
7/30/22 |
170.06 312.49 |
163.99 318.93 |
https://www.nar.realtor/research-and-statistics Sales
(M): 5.12 Valuations (K): 416.0 |
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Debt (Personal) |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
+0.12% |
7/30/22 |
293.01 |
292.66 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 70,292 |
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NATIONAL |
(10%) |
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Revenue (trilns.) |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
+0.18% |
7/30/22 |
321.67 |
322.26 |
debtclock.org/ 4,398 |
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Expenditures (tr.) |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
-0.76% |
7/30/22 |
325.13 |
322.66 |
debtclock.org/ 6,098 |
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National Debt tr.) |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
+0.05% |
7/30/22 |
444.55 |
444.33 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 30,598 |
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Aggregate Debt (tr.) |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
-0.16% |
7/30/22 |
441.55 |
440.86 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 91,563 |
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GLOBAL |
(5%) |
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Foreign Debt (tr.) |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
-0.09% |
7/30/22 |
320.12 |
319.82 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 7,541 |
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Exports (in billions) |
1% |
150 |
7/16/22 |
+1.31% |
8/22 |
158.81 |
160.88 |
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Imports (bl.) |
1% |
150 |
7/16/22 |
+0.59% |
8/22 |
154.44 |
153.54 |
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Trade Deficit (bl.) |
1% |
150 |
7/16/22 |
-1.87% |
8/22 |
192.63 |
196.23 |
https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/index.html
85.5 |
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ACTS of MAN |
12% |
|
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World Affairs |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
-0.3% |
7/30/22 |
473.18 |
471.76 |
London
records record 104°, Paris beats them with 106° and the South... Spain and
Portugal across to Greece, top 110°.
Famine (potentiated by Uke grain cutoff) ravages East Africa which
hopes that the end of the Black Sea blockade is reality. (It’s not.)
Mrs. Zelenskyy travels to New York to meet with American and U.N. bigshots. She gets four new rockets. |
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Terrorism |
2% |
300 |
7/16/22 |
-0.2% |
7/30/22 |
292.86 |
292.27 |
Terrorist
Putin journeys to Iran to buy more military drones with which to kill more
Uke civilians as he ships off 10,000 Mariupol civilians to concentration
camps. Ukraine and Russia agree to
lift Black Sea blockade and send grain to starving Africans, but the “beacon
of hope” flames out when Putin bombs the port facilities in Odessa. |
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Politics |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
+0.2% |
7/30/22 |
461.36 |
462.28 |
Pundits
call inflation an existential threat – to the Democratic Party. So Congress passes a Cheaper Baby Formula
Act 421-2 (who were those two baby
haters?) and reaffirms legality of gay marriage 267-157. Republican NY Gov. candidate Lee Zelder
survives stabbing attack. |
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Economics |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
-0.2% |
7/30/22 |
438.84 |
437.96 |
Netflix
membership down 70%, tries to make up by gouging its surviving subscribers
with ads. Food banks and free lunch patrons multiply as inflation spikes. |
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Crime |
1% |
150 |
7/16/22 |
-0.4% |
7/30/22 |
291.98 |
290.81 |
Tops
Grocery in Buffalo reopens; sentimentalists who want it torn down and made a
memorial lose to residents who choose not to lose their only place to buy
food. Bountiful week for “active shooters”:
Ga. (all together, now!) “boyfriend” kills baby mom, grandparents and her
fetus, Tn “honeymoon killer” offs bride in Fiji, Montana road rager wipes out
family, gunslingers shoot up a NC comedy club, and street raging thugs
carjack and kill the leader of the United Methodist Church and murder the car
park man on “Law and Order” set. But
gun-totin’ American shoots killer at Indiana mall. Granny-tranny robs bank in Georgia. 150M
in jewels robbed from armored truck in Cal.
FCC cracking down (finally!) on fraudulent auto warranty
telemarketers. |
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ACTS of GOD |
(6%) |
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Environment/Weather |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
-0.1% |
7/30/22 |
444.17 |
443.73 |
Commuters
and climate changers both watching and waiting for OPEC’s next meeting on
8/5. Men in Trump hats rally for Joe
Manchin and for greenhouse gas as Atlantic Ocean plankton die-off imperils
fish chain. ESPN honors Dick Vitale,
Kate Ledecky, Vitali Klitscho and Brittany; Kennedy Center honors U2, George
Clooney, Amy Grant and Gladys Knight (but not the Pips!). |
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Natural/Unnatural Disaster |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
+0.1% |
7/30/22 |
444.50 |
444.94 |
Drought-induced dust storms swirl; six
killed in Montana highway crash. Tree
falling on house during Birmingham storm kills 2 kids. Ten soldiers at Fort Fordon hit by
lightning, one dies. But pizza guy
saves 2 kids from burning house, 200 escape burning Boston train – some
jumping into the river. Gators got a
granny in Florida swamp (chomp! chomp!) another gets only a man’s arm. Hangry! |
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LIFESTYLE/JUSTICE INDEX |
(15%) |
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Science, Tech, Education |
4% |
600 |
7/16/22 |
+0.1% |
7/30/22 |
617.91 |
618.53 |
Privacyteers and corporations rassle
over Big Databanks of the political views and health status of Mister
Jones. Back to School sales and
charities start operations early.
Webb telescope
keeps providing new photos of distant galaxies and nearby
planets like Jupiter and Mars until socked by a “micrometeor”. |
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Equality (econ/social) |
4% |
600 |
7/16/22 |
+0.3% |
7/30/22 |
589.83 |
591.60 |
Amanda
Lee becomes first female pilot in the Blue Angels, Michael Langley becomes
first black 4-star general. Lebron James
calls Boston racist and parents also accuse costumed Sesame Place critters of
disrespecting little black children. |
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Health |
4% |
600 |
7/16/22 |
-0.1% |
7/30/22 |
490.92 |
490.43 |
988
suicide hotline opens.
Titanium-polluted Skittles prompt lawsuit against Mars (the candy
company). Plague new wave now killing
2,500/wk. tho’ Johns Hopkins no longer reporting cases; Dr. Jah calls it
“immune evasive”. Monkeypox up too
(vaxxes may soon be imported from Denmark) but TV docs lament that “the
window (for containing it) has closed,” and Dr. Fauci calls it a (politically
incorrect) gay disease (like early AIDS) but says he is retiring, so the
wokesters can’t lynch him – then, as big cities like NY, L.A. and Seattle
start reimposing mandates, warns that Joneses should re-mask up with “good”
masks. |
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Freedom and Justice |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
-0.1% |
7/30/22 |
449.10 |
448.65 |
Vague state anti-abortion laws have
still unknown collateral damage... like making the baby daddies pay child
support to the foetii. Uvalde
survivors and parents call for legal action against cowardly cops – target
one caught talking on the phone to his dying wife. Parkland shooter’s death penalty trial
begins. |
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MISCELLANEOUS and TRANSIENT INDEX |
(7%) |
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Cultural incidents |
3% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
+0.1% |
7/30/22 |
465.63 |
466.10 |
AL
beats NL 3-2 in All Star game on back to back homers; Juan Soto wins home run
derby. Daniel (“Harry Potter”)
Radfcliff to play “Weird” Al Yankovich.
RIP: “Elvis” actress Shonta Dukurah, MLB star Dwight Evans, singer
William Hart (Delfonics), artist Claes Oldenburg |
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Misc. incidents |
4% |
450 |
7/16/22 |
nc |
7/30/22 |
457.77 |
457.77 |
Abused
Turpin children (Things 1-16) re-abused by foster parents with long history
of cruelty. Nobody wins Tuesday’s, nor
Friday’s Powerball – jackpot rises to 800 Mil. |
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