the DON JONES INDEX…

 

 

GAINS POSTED in GREEN

LOSSES POSTED in RED

 

  11/27/23...     14,884.45

  11/20/23...     14,889.77

     6/27/13…    15,000.00

 

(THE DOW JONES INDEX: 11/27/23... 35,390.15; 11/20/23... 34,947.28; 6/27/13… 15,000.00)

 

LESSON for November 27th, 2023 – “DON JONES GIVES THANKS! 

 

It came a day late and a few hostages short of clemency, but Hamas and Israel began swapping prisoners on Friday and, Sunday afternoon, the third release of hostages included the four year old American girl... also a day late for her birthday and orphaned by the Islamic gunmen... but alive.

 “She’s free and she’s in Israel now,” Joe Biden said of four-year old Abigail Edan, a dual US-Israeli citizen, who was released by Hamas on Sunday alongside 16 other hostages. (Guardian U.K, November 25th 12:05 PM EST, Attachment One)

 “What she endured is unthinkable,” he said, adding that he expects additional Americans to be released by Hamas as well.  They weren’t, but optimism remains that the hostage swap may continue beyond tomorrow’s expiration date.

 

Over the long holiday weekend, negotiations between Israel, Hamas, Egypt and the U.S.A. resulted in three tradeoffs brokered by the Qatar.  (Financial Times, Attachment Two)  Just hours after Hamas’s devastating dawn assault on southern Israel, Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman al-Thani was preparing for action. He established a task force and a working group to co-ordinate with Washington — his government being one of the few with direct lines to the US, Israel, Hamas and the Islamist group’s backer, Iran. Within 48 hours, Sheikh Mohammed, who is also foreign minister, had spoken to Mossad chief David Barnea, US secretary of state Antony Blinken, his Iranian counterpart, and Hamas’s political leader, Ismail Haniyeh to take the temperature of an erupting crisis.

Israel, enraged and traumatised after the deadliest attack on its soil since the state’s founding in 1948, was in no mood for negotiations. Instead, it demanded that Hamas released the hostages its militants seized during its brutal October 7 raid, an official briefed on the talks told the FT.

Working closely with Barnea and CIA chief Bill Burns, the quietly spoken 43-year-old has co-ordinated diplomatic efforts to secure the hostages’ release. On Wednesday, after weeks of tortuous negotiations, Israel and Hamas finally agreed a deal in which the militant group will release 50 women and children from around 240 captives. In return, Israel paused its offensive on Hamas-controlled Gaza for four days, beginning yesterday, allowing more aid and fuel into the besieged strip and free 150 Palestinian women and children from Israeli prisons.

So far, Qatar has been praised for its brokering role but when the dust finally settles, Doha’s ties to Hamas, including hosting their political office, may become problematic.

It’s been a divided year... whether in the world or in an America divided by race and by class, by partisan inclinations and caprices of crime, climate economics and even what to call that Thanksgiving stuff that goes along with the turkey.  Some people won big, others didn’t.  The billionaire class made out like gangbangers – except for a few who didn’t, like Sam Bankman Fried.  Victims of their own greed, God and Satan shook hands over that... God over the lessons the losers learned and the suffering they endured, the Devil for another soul to situate in his boiler room by and by, next to the Messrs. Ponzi and Madoff and Ms. Holmes.

But it’s also been a happy Thanksgiving for a few sectors of the proletariat... specifically, those with the capacity to join or form unions, defy the mockery of history and endure the ire of employers.  Some, of course, were involuntarily separated from their jobs for their uppitiness but, after the plague, other jobs hae been easier to find and the surveillance AI apps that track the complicity or docility of the peasants is not yet applicable (although the proliferation of beeping robot cashiers in the big box stores is a forshadowing of a grim future for the working classes),  Vigorous, perhaps violent, political action will be an option as America slinks throught he rest of the twenties (where the roaring might be the bellow of climate-engendered storms and tornadoes, as we have seen this week).

And don’t forget the volcanoes... the hot ones over there in Iceland and the warm, but menacing bubbling lava under Yellowstone Park.

But, if nothing else, the world can be grateful that even if Iceland is cracked into a million little rocks of steampunk sobriety, most climatologist aver that the dreaded ash cloud that blanket the Earth, blinder the Sun and plunge us into two or three decades of non-nuclear winter is not likely to occur.

Give thanks.

Even for 2023, there were plenty of lesser catastrophes averted and personal and social triumphs to bless Don Jones over the course of the year – even admist disasters.  This week, while the ongoing Israeli-Hamas war paused and a fraction of the hostages were freed, Russia’s imperialism in Ukraine stalled – mechanized and cyberized into mutual drone attacks (tho’ Zelenskyy has yet to take the giant step forward and obliterate the Kremlin and all within.  China did not invade Taiwan and none of the wars currently raging went nuclear (although North Korea seems to want to make this som according to the V.O.A. News – Attachment Three).

The United States accused the NoKos on Monday of using the prohibited launch of a military spy satellite to try to advance its nuclear weapons program

North Korea’s envoy defended the launch.

“It is a legitimate and righteous exercise of the rights to self-defense, which fully belongs to the legal sphere of our self-defense,” Ambassador Kim Song told the council.

He attributed North Korea’s need for such technology to the United States’ “hostile policy” toward his country and its joint military exercises with Japan and South Korea.

The Japanese and SoKos have lodged protests, and several U.N. council members also expressed concern about reported military cooperation between North Korea and Russia, according to the Voice of America

Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield Thomas-Greenfield also said U.S. information indicates that Pyongyang has provided Russia with more than 1,000 containers of military equipment and munitions for its war in Ukraine.  But no further deployments have been made this week.

 

In health news, the Covid plague retreated in both frequency and lethality – although it is by no means gone and new diseases are cropping up in places like China and among animals like birds and dogs.  Noting that next year’s election will impact Don Jones’ health, as well as his wallet, the business magazine Forbes surveyed three top healthcare issues that may probably decide what is likely to be a Trump/Biden rematch.

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.” – Mark Twain (Noted as Attachment Four, November 16th)

While foreign policy has vaulted to the top of voters’ minds in light of the conflicts in the Middle East and Ukraine, and while it will almost certainly remain a critical issue through next year, the financial journal Forbes allowed that: “healthcare policy will also have significant influence on the election outcome.”

U.S. life expectancy rose last year — by more than a year — but still isn’t close to what it was before the Covid-19 pandemic.  (Stat News. Attachment Five)

The measure of American longevity plunged, dropping from 78 years, 10 months in 2019 to 77 years in 2020, and then to 76 years, 5 months in 2021.

Steven Woolf, a mortality researcher at Virginia Commonwealth University, said he expects the U.S. to eventually get back to the pre-pandemic life expectancy.

But “what I’m trying to say is: That is not a great place to be,” he added.

 

Some of the other boons to be thankful for included a lowered inflation rate – particular as regards gasoline and, with winter approaching – fuel oil and the cessation of Hollywood writers’ and actors’ and autoworkers’ sttikes which allows the studios to begin cranking out new distractions for a disturbed public and release and promote other ventures still “in the can” as the saying goes.

There are new sequels, prequels and spinoffs... film and television candy for consumers ranging from animated features for the kids to serious and sober reflections on the human condition (some of which are new or continuint British family dramas).

There’s even Thanksgiving perks for psychopaths after a haunted Halloween.  Time, just in time for the holiday, reported that creepy Eli Roth (creator of freaky franchises and other spooky seasonal venues).

Roth has made a name for himself finding innovative ways to get audiences to squirm in their seats (November 17th, Attachment Six) and Thanksgiving is no different.  An “homage” to holiday-themed slashers like Black ChristmasHalloween, and April Fool's DayThanksgiving updates and downgrades the Pilgrim/Indian meme (noted below) by chronicling “the gruesome rampage of a serial killer dressed as Pilgrim John Carver, the first governor of Plymouth Colony, who embarks on a murder spree in Plymouth, Mass.—the birthplace of the film's titular holiday—in the wake of a tragic Black Friday riot at the town's local superstore, Right Mart.”

Right!

"It was really a pleasure not just to make a Thanksgiving movie, but to fill the November horror movie void," Roth told People. "I felt like the calendar has been missing a November horror movie. It's been my life's mission to bring Halloween into November."

Apparantly, Time failed to share in the pleasure, for its article concludes with that customarily verboten artifact of the yellow press... a spoiler.  A lot of spoilers.  Check out the attachment at your own risk.

In addition to film and TV sprouting, sports stood up over the holidays and beyond as did the object of the day... the food.

Fox ran the numbers on the cost pf 2023’s turkey gobble and found most of them pleasant (Attachment Seven).

Time dispatched its investigative team to the birdhouses and the markets to garner the real reason why turkeys were so cheap (November 20th, Attachment Eight) and deduced that is due to the decrease in poultry affected by the bird flu outbreak that began in 2022. 

“Birds that are infected with the avian influenza have to be killed, causing more than 4.5 million birds to be slaughtered so far this year. That statistic is steep, but still much lower than the 58 million birds that were impacted in 2022, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, Time reported.  

 

And, if all the family, fun and feasting (and tryptophan) didn’t make Don Jones want to take a nap, there were plenty of speeches.  Vital speeches!  Viral speeches!  Vital speeches going viral!  Heart warming or gut wrenching speeches... the former crawling with children, puppies, kitties and smiling grandparents; the latter... perhaps treating Israel, Ukraine, the dear and departed, nasty weather or the occasional outbreaks of salmonella populating the latter.  And the politicians, athletes and actors baring their souls and their stomachs to Don Jones and the family began with none other than President Joe and First Lady Jill attending another of their traditional dinners with the military.

The First Lady spoke upon faith – a quality which many Republicans accuse her husband of lacking – during a tea break in the Blue Room of the White House (Attachment Nine).  Jill, an intellectual who has read Kierkegaatd, taped her favorite quote (“Faith sees best in the dark.”) to her mirror when theirr son, Beau, grew sick from cancer, so that “every morning, Joe and I would be reminded of the power of faith.

“But, when Beau died, I felt betrayed by that faith. Shattered. I couldn’t imagine a way through the darkness.

“And then Joe and I visited Brookland Baptist Church in South Carolina...” rediscovering that “we all go through darkness at some point in our lives – perhaps some of you are even in it now. And I hope you have someone to help you find that light that can never be extinguished.”

President Joe, for his part, appealed to the (small “D”) democratic inclinations of the supporters gathered to watch him pardon (or, perhaps, decapitate)  the two turkeys, Liberty and Bell – thanking the breeder, the other small farms and the National Turkey Federation.  (Whitehouse.gov, Attachment Ten)

He cracked a joke: “This is the 76th anniversary of this event.  And,” Biden (who had just turned 91 I want you to know I wasn’t there at the first one.  (Audience Laughter.)  I was too young to make it up.  (More Laughs.) 

And he lauded the military... a simpler task than could be expected in years past.

“I’ve met so many incredible people who do such extraordinary things — including, just yesterday, Jill and I visited the largest naval station in the world, Norfolk Naval Station in Virginia, to serve what they call “Friendsgiving” — a Thanksgiving meal — to a thousand servicemen and their families.  We owe them.  We owe them big.

“And let’s remember: We are the United States of America, and there is nothing — nothing, nothing — I mean this sincerely — nothing beyond our capacity when we work together.  We’ve never come out of a situation, a bad circumstance not — without being better off when we come through it.  And this is always who we are as Americans.”  (Associated Press, Attachment Eleven, November 19th)

Perhaps so, but one thing apparently beyond Old White Joe’s capacity was sorting out Beyonce, Britney Spears and Taylor Swift in what Pink News called an “awkward Thanksgiving speech.”

“While pardoning Liberty and Bell on Monday (20 November) – which just so happened to be his 81st birthday,” Biden joked that “the competition to be chosen as this year’s turkey was just as fierce as the competition to get tickets to Beyonce’s Renaissance World Tour or Taylor Swift’s ongoing Eras World Tour.

“You could say this is even harder than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour, or, or, or for Britney’s tour. It’s kind of warm in Brazil right now.”

But, not only is Britney Spears not on tour, neither is Beyoncé. Her Renaissance tour finished in October.

Swifties (and, presumably, Spearchuckers) attacked on social media.  “ENOUGH! sobbed a poster.  “We as a country need to deplatform Joe Biden for this unacceptable mistake. I am literally shaking as I write this. Britney, I am so sorry!”

The White House did not issue a comment on Biden muddling up the pop idols, “which comes as some voters express concerns about the president’s age ahead of next year’s election.”

 

The man who stands to reap the benefits of President Joe’s wandering memory, the 45th President of the United States Donald J. Trump joined Gov. Greg Abbott (R-Tx) in serving meals to over 240 Texas National Guard soldiers, Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) troopers, and other service members stationed on the border over Thanksgiving for Operation Lone Star (OLS) in Edinburg. (gov.texas.gov, November 19th, Attachment Thirteen)

“Texas is forever grateful for our brave service members who work day and night to protect and defend our state and our nation,” said Governor Abbott. “I am proud to be with President Trump here today to thank the thousands of Texas National Guard soldiers and DPS troopers who are stationed along the border for Operation Lone Star to respond to President Biden’s border crisis.

It was a lusty, luscious meal, attendees rubbing tummies in remembrance, but one of them was left out for, according to his own tweets on Truth Social, former President Trump complained that “there was no food left for him” at the Thanksgiving luncheon for Texas state patrol officers noted above.  (Newsweek, November 20th, Attachment Fourteen)

"The food looked very good. I wanted to have some, but they didn't have any for me. They had none left. That's not good. That's my kind of food too," he said as aired on RSBN and shared on X, formerly Twitter, by journalist Ron Filipkowski of MeidasTouch.

Newsweek attempted to verify the snub, but was told that Trump was joking.  He may or may not have received a free lunch, but Ol’ 45 did, at least, garner Abbott’s endorsement after also criticizing the Biden administration for, as the AP reported, “failing to do more to crackdown on people entering the United States illegally.”

"We need a president who is going to secure the border," Abbott said in his endorsement speech. "We need a president who is going to restore law and order in the United States of America, not letting these criminals run ransack over the stores that you see images of almost nightly.

"We need a president who's going to restore world peace as opposed to this outbreak of warfare under Joe Biden. We need Donald J. Trump back as our president of the United States of America."

 

There were still plenty of disgruntled Don Joneses who passed the 23rd in bitterness, envy and, perhaps, indigestion.

Despite the charitable endeavors promoted by public and private sources, from big business from individuals dropping a can of beans into the food box, food insecurity continued among the bottom quarter (or third, or...) of Americans

But as many of us get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving, this is a reminder that approximately one in eight Americans lack consistent access to adequate food,” Balagtas said. Food insecurity rates vary by region. The largest difference so far in 2023 occurs between the West (10%) and South (18%) regions.Nov 8, 2023

“It’s a good thing that the food insecurity rate is down from the higher rates we saw in the spring and summer. But as many of us get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving, this is a reminder that approximately one in eight Americans lack consistent access to adequate food,” Balagtas said. 

Food insecurity rates vary by region the experts say. The largest difference so far in 2023 occurs between the West (10%) and South (18%) regions. The prevalence of food insecurity is highest in the South, followed by the Midwest, Northeast and West. These findings are consistent with the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Economic Research Service’s food insecurity statistics.

Diet well-being appears to correlate with food insecurity. Consumers living in more food-secure regions tend to rank their diets higher on the diet well-being index.

Slightly more consumers in the West and Northeast, which are the regions with the lowest prevalence of food insecurity, are categorized as “thriving” on the diet well-being index compared to the South and Midwest. 

“However, most consumers, regardless of region, are ‘rather happy’ or ‘very happy’ with their diets, showing the ability of the U.S. food system to satisfy the diets of consumers from all regions of the U.S.,” Bryant said.

Happiest of all – the prosperous princelings across America (and in a few foreign places too), wined and dined in opulent, princely privilege... the paupers and peasants (if fortunate) copped a meal at the local church basement or Salvation Army cafeteria or, at least a turkey sandwich under their underpasses.

Amongst the powerful and famous, Congresseaters flew back to their home states and districts to gnaw bones, indulge boners and lobby donors.  Djonald UnFull flew back from Texas and his busted barbecue with Governor Abbott   (Attachments x11 x12above) and took a page from the Biden playbook by extolling the U.S. armed forces, ICE, border patrol and first responders.while, simultaneously, kicking the copied cat: “Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL!” (Palm Beach Post, Attachment Fifteen) 

Not to omit all of Joe’s and the Democrats’ demons from his blessing... “the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS” and, of course, the judges and prosecutors of his various trials and the court clerks (and, presumably, janitors) who “tell them what to do” – he wished a “Happy Thanksgiving to ALL!” on Truth Social.

Not to be outdone, President Biden's campaign issued what it called "Your Handy Guide for Responding To Crazy MAGA Nonsense This Thanksgiving" consisting mainly of Bidenesque “accomplishments” from the good to the bad (in the eyes of MAGA...infrastructure, gun control, fighting Big Pharma and their big donors) to the ugly (“supporting Ukraine, strengthening NATO and standing up to Putin”) as well as the Chinese.

Trump also blamed Old White Joe for weaponiz(ing) his Department of Injustice,” reported the Washington Times (November 23, Attachment Sixteen) and bounced back to the base by declaiming “Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”

Returning to Mar-a-Lago for the revenge feast, the Donald assuaged his Texas fasting with a multi-coursed revenge diet of turkey, beef, lamb, fish and shortribs plus soups, salads, entrees and eight desserts.  NBC (Attachment Seventeen, November 25th) was unable to confirm that the former President said “Let me have ‘em all.”

“You thought you ate a lot for Thanksgiving?” asked NBC reporter Jason Cumming,

 

Thanksgiving was also celebrated, or fell upon, the famous and the infamous alike, with the Notorious  Rep. George Santos (R-NY) also facing dire circumstances.  The embattled Congressman responded to critics with a wiggle and a giggle... declaring that he missed his family, being together around the dinner table to celebrate the festivities with loved ones and promised to “give back and go serve the less fortunate and show them there is still love in the world. We have allowed to [sic] much to divide us as a nation, let’s overcome that by finding more ways to unite us,” as reported the website Queerty (Attachment Eighteen)

However…” cautioned correspondent David Hudson, “this is George Santos we’re talking about. And the reaction online was, well, somewhat skeptical.”

The Queerty peanut gallery included sixty eight comments denouncing him as a corrupt and venal “troll” who “farts out of his mouth” and practices “performative religiousness” with the rest of the far-right momzers (who, the gay Republicans argue online, bend the brand).

“The only person I can see him serving is himself,” a pea (or lychee) nut concluded, and another lumped George in with all the Christian right, saying “they are no more religious than Putin.”

Well, speak of the prince among  the world’s worsest and wickedest and he will manifest. Vladimir Putin reportedly availed himself of the American holiday and, according to the Conservative Book Club a19x39, gifting the baby elephants with a little toy – a little riddle or a joke that might, or might not, cloak a croak of truth, expressed a Thanksgiving dish wish.  See for yourself at the attachment or, if in a hurry, here.

         

The CBC having pulled off this nugget of right wing humor, and (with the return of little Abi) some even beginning to feel giddy enough to satirize current events and the human condition. The San Diego Jewish World, accordingly, published a guide to a proper Hebraic Thanksgiving from which terror and politics are expelled, and from which Christian guests are discouraged from bringing a baked candied ham “telling you that at their Thanksgiving dinners they ‘always eat ham as the second meat.’”  Your Jewish relatives, no matter their politics, will fixate on the words “ham as” and go ballistic.    (Attachment Twenty, November 21st)

 

Perhaps, amidst the zeit of the geist of the day, there were plenty of Thankstaking critics dissenters, too shaming the gluttons who feasted while (choose either) Israelis/Palestinians were dying and others, around the world had little or nothing to give thanks for.

Many pointed out the ethnic implications of poverty and, in particular, Native Americans - who welcomed the season with only slightly less vitriol than they expressed on Columbus Day.

Revealing the “dark truth behind the origins of Thanksgiving,” the wildly inappropriately monikered Delish.com snarled that “most popular retellings of the first Thanksgiving have been proven to be riddled with mistruths” and that while you, the perpetrator of the world’s miseries and oppression “may know that on some level, what's not often discussed is the truth about the holiday's history and the effect it has on many Native Americans (October 30th, Attachment Twenty One) in that place amidst the Unhappy Hunting Ground where truth and lies mingle and clash.

“According to The New York Times, the Mayflower did, in fact, bring settlers from England to land which they colonized and renamed Plymouth, MA,” wrote the Delish-ish Kristen Salaky.  “In 1621, those Pilgrims did hold a three-day feast, which was attended by members of the Wampanoag tribe. However, typically, when these settlers had what they referred to as "thanksgiving" observances, they actually fasted. So this feast and celebration was known as a "rejoicing," according to The New Yorker.

Any food likely consumed was probably fish and a cornmeal porridge, if anything.

The Pilgrims celebrated "thanksgivings" in their traditional way of fasting and praying, according to the The New Yorker (above) and, on occasion, massacring the natives as from the murder of 700 Pequots in 1637 to the present, as non-Natives choose to dress up in things like headdresses in "honor" of Thanksgiving, which many see as a mockery of sacred dress.

"Thanksgiving day is a reminder of the genocide of millions of Native people, the theft of Native lands, and the relentless assault on Native culture," says the United American Indians of New England. They've marked the occasion as a day of mourning for 48 years.

A few assimilationists like Sean Sherman, founder and CEO of The Sioux Chef and the author of The Sioux Chef’s Indigenous Kitchen, believe that it is time to stop reliving the grievances of the past and (like some RINO Republicans feel about 2024) reject the poisonous 'pilgrims and Indians' narrative. “We do not need that illusion of past unity to actually unite people today. Instead, we can focus simply on values that apply to everybody: togetherness, generosity and gratitude. And we can make the day about what everybody wants to talk and think about anyway: the food.”

Instead of commiting suicide out of guilt and despair, Salaky recommends shopping... for Native American artifacts, for eaing traditional foods (if produced by indigenous companies, all the better) and for buying the books that she lists at the end of the article

 

Time, also, lists “8 Historical Moments more important to Native Americans than the ‘First Thanksgiving’” (November 21st, Attachment Twenty One) and includes, among them, eight historical moments differing than the myth of the First Thanksgiving, which, as above, lacked turkey, wasn’t the first time colonists and Native Americans had interacted, and many of those interactions were hostile.

Time’s Olivia Waxman interviewed Paula Peters, a museum curator and a citizen of the Mashpee Wampanoag, the tribe that fed the pilgrims, who pointed out to TIME that her ancestors “didn't come to have dinner” in the meal hailed as the First Thanksgiving. They were armed, and “they came because they felt threatened.”

Peters listed the eight more significant instances of Native American history as...

1.  The Great Dying (1616-1619)

European and English sailors brought a devastating plague to the area that would become known as Plymouth colony

2.    Colonists poison Native Americans in 1623

A year after war in the Chesapeake broke out, during an expedition to rescue captives, colonial soldiers distributed poison to 200 Powhatans even though they knew that doing so violated the rules of war

3.  King Philip’s war (1675-1676)

King Philip’s war of 1675-76 marked when the relationship between Plymouth colony and the Wampanoags finally degenerated into large-scale bloodshed.

4.  Pueblo revolt of 1680

Toward the end of the 17th century, the Pueblos revolted against the Spanish New Mexico government, Catholic missionaries until Spain recaptured the territory in 1692.

5.  Pontiac’s rebellion and the failed reclamation of Fort Detroit in 1763

Odawa war chief Pontiac (Obwaandi’eyaag), born in present-day Detroit around 1720, warred on British forts – capturing several but failing to conquer Detroit.  (In 2009, General Motors announced that they would discontinue the Pontiac brand.)

6.  Forced assimilation at the Carlisle Indian Industrial School (1879-1918)

In the mid-19th century Indigenous children were rounded up and forced to leave their communities and attend institutions where they were indoctrinated into rudimentary English and forced to perform manual labor.

7.  The 1969 occupation of Alcatraz Island

On November 20, 1969, a group of over 80 American Indians landed on Alcatraz Island. Known as the “Indians of All Tribes,” this pan-Indian activist group claimed Alcatraz Island “by right of discovery,” commencing a 19-month occupation.

8.  Tribe that fed the pilgrims gets official U.S. government recognition (1987)

On April 10, 1987, the Wampanoag Tribe of Aquinnah (Gay Head), who met the Pilgrims in 1620 and had contact with French and Spanish sailors for a century before that, was officially recognized by the U.S. government as an American Indian tribe.

 

Coincidentally, a man who was on a float for the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe of Massachusetts held up a Palestinian flag and made it onto a NBC broadcast.

The action was denounced by the tribe on social media, saying it “takes no stance on the conflicts overseas.”

“Our Tribal Nation remains focused on the issues we face on our ancestral homeland,” the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe wrote on Facebook. “While we cannot speak for an individual’s actions, his actions were not a Tribal decision.

 

The popular (and highly publicized) Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade provided partisan MidEast protesters a chance to get out into the streets and work up an appetite.  One group of protesters in white jumpsuits with words like “imperialism” and “genocide” written on them, blocked a dinosaur balloon by Sinclair Oil Corporation, lying on the ground as fake blood was poured on them, chanting “liberation for Palestine and planet.” (Time, Attachment Twenty Three)

Current events also impeded the fun with some random pro-Hamas extremists and civilians concerned about the attacks on Gaza, taking to diverse streets and soapboxes for ideological and physical confrontations with families and survivors of hostages and Jewish lobbies like the ADL and JDL, who retorted: “Never again!”  (A few neo-Nazis here and there also poked their noses out of the cracks in the walls and, in Illinois, an anti-Islamic killboy landlord slaughtered a six year old Palestinian tenant twenty six times.)

According to the Washington Post, thirty of the Gothan protesters were issued summons for trespassing... another four were criminally charged with resisting arrest, obstructing governmental administration, trespassing and disorderly conduct related to the vandalism at the New York Public Library.  (Attachment Twenty Four)

New York Public Library spokesperson Jennifer Fermino told The Post in a Friday statement that while it “strongly supports the right to protest,” the damage to the building will be costly amid budget cuts to the library system.

“On Thanksgiving, individuals involved in a protest engaged in a shameful act of vandalism to the Library’s flagship Stephen A. Schwarzman building, a space devoted to the open exchange of ideas and intellectual debate,” Fermino said. “This comes at a time when the city’s libraries are facing steep budget cuts that have left us unable to maintain our current levels of service, and this vandalism will be costly to repair.”

Other pro-Palestinian protesters invaded and occupied the offices of several U.S. senators, including Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.).

A plethora of police patrolled parades in the larger cities and no Turkey Day terror was reported; just a few scuffles between partisans.  “But a pro-Palestinian protester in California was arrested last week and charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of a Jewish man who suffered head injuries in an altercation between pro-Israel and pro-Palestinian protesters at a demonstration in Southern California.”

 

Even the Founding Fathers were dragged into the fray.  According to the Washington Post (November 23, Attachent Twenty Five), no less an American Icon than Thomas Jeffersion exclaimed that he hated Thanksgiving.

While it didn’t become an annual national holiday until the days of Abraham Lincoln, religious feasts (and fasts) of thanksgiving were commonplace. Both the Continental Congress and Gen. George Washington declared days of public thanksgiving during the Revolutionary War after big victories. And in 1779,  Jefferson,Virginia’s wartime governor, signed a proclamation declaring Thursday, Dec. 9, “a day of publick and solemn thanksgiving and prayer to Almighty God.”

As President, however, he turned to the new Constitution instead of the Bible.

Jefferson wasn’t an atheist, but he still held theological ideas considered radical for his day,” according to the Post’s Gillian Brockell. Though he believed in a benevolent creator, he “questioned biblical miracles, divine intervention and the Christian trinity” and defended the First Amendment’s applicability to heretics like Quakers, Baptists... even Muslims!... and, in an inked-out portion of a draft of a letter on the First Amendment recovered by the FBI  in the 1990s, even lampooned the heavy-handed thanksgivings of his predecessors as “performances of devotion” more associated with King George III.

His successor, James Madison, would revive the thanksgiving proclamation tradition in 1815, but for the eight years Jefferson was in office, there was no thanksgiving.

 

Fast forward a couple of centuries and politics still tries to dig its claws into the Thanksgiving bird.  Atop the wars, plague and inflation, America has just squeezed through a month as might not belong to the giving of Thanksgiving feasts or Christmas cheer... an occasion in April (that is not Easter, nor, at least, Income Tax Day),

For... although consigned to the background for the weekend... the prospect of another Presidential impeachment (Biden’s removal for the crimes of his son, Hunter) remains viable. 

Eveb were this possible, however, would the hard right really want President Joe replaced by President Kamalala?

Fox, accordingly, chose not to cry out for the execution and consumption of the two criminal White House turkens and, instead  (November 20, Attachment Twenty Six), simply noted that he was the “oldest president in U.S. history,” when, joined by unvegan co-conspirator Jill, pardoned Liberty and Bell, the two lucky turkeys before accepting the delivery of the official White House Christmas tree – an 18-and-a-half foot Fraser fir from Fleetwood, North Carolina, hosting a meal for military members and their families – then sailing off to dinner on Nantucket, a Massachusetts island, continuing a long family tradition. 

“Friendsgiving with the military has become a tradition for the Bidens. Last year, they dished out mashed potatoes and other sides as part of the buffet-style meal in Cherry Point, North Carolina, home to more than 9,000 military personnel and roughly 8,000 military family members,” recalled the Associated Press (November 18th, Attachment Twenty Seven), and, in 2021, “...the Bidens visited the Army’s Fort Bragg in North Carolina for an early Thanksgiving meal in a hangar for about 250 service members and their families. Troops got chocolate chip cookies bearing the presidential seal.

Prior to feasting, Joe and Jill hosted a preview of the Willy Wonka preview (opening to the rest of us on December 15th) for youngsters at the nearby Naval Support Activity Hampton Roads before cutting out and saying: “I wish I could stay and watch Wonka with you.”

His destination was Norfolk Naval Station, where he assisted Chef Robert Irvine in preparing a meal of turkeys (who, at least, died happily... slow roated in bourbon) and the fixings for 400 service members and families from the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower and the USS Gerald R. Ford.

At the Wonka show, Jill remembered Beau Biden’s deployment while, at Norfolk, Joe had a few words of rememberance for Roslyn Carter, describing the Carters as a couple of grace and integrity, and praised Jimmy Carter as a person who worked as hard for others after he left the White House as he did in office.

“Imagine, they were together for 77 years,” he added. “God bless them.”

He also told the service members about watching Beau Biden’s children while he was deployed, but then appeared too overcome with emotion to continue and said, “I don’t want to talk about this.”

 

Nobody wanted to talk about Hunter but he was invited up to Nantucket and endured the penitence of the polar bear swim that Joe has enjoyed for years – a plunge into the frigid ocean where “(w)ater temperatures in the Nantucket Sound were a bitter 48 F Thursday afternoon.”

Nantucket’s annual Cold Turkey Plunge, “a charity event where participants race into the icy salt water and hurry back to shore,” the New York Post informs us (11/23/23, Attachment Twenty Eight).

“Annual Biden fam polar bear plunge. Happy Thanksgiving!” Naomi Biden, the 81-year-old president’s granddaughter, wrote in an X post.

For the hungering, following pressthings, the animal of the hour was “duck”, as in ducking anys response to questions about hostages prior to little Abi’s release for risk of blowing the Qatari deal – a strategy that proved correct.  And asked if he had a message for Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and former US Marine Paul Whelan, (both detained in Russia on espionage charges), Joe was able to respond: “We ain’t giving up.” 

 

Most Joneses however, unconstrained by war or the pushy press corps, took advantage of the occasion to enjoy family, friends, feasting and... in many cases... football; including Thursday night’s NFL contest and then, for the still famished, Saturday’s banquet of NCAA rivalry games, thrillers and upsets and a Sunday of more pigskin action – climaxed by the news that more hostages, indeed, were being released – and little orphan Abi (whose mother and father were butchered by Hamas) would be going home to her grandparents.

And as the needy and the greedy pushed aside the plates and ventured out for an early Black Friday, there was some more Happy Thanksgiving news via U.S. News and World Report, the realtors, the retailers and the Fed.

“This (is/was) the week Americans give thanks,” compiler Tim Smart passed the smart and happy news onto Don Jones in advance of T-Day,  (November 20, Attachment Twenty Nine)

Inflation is receding, admittedly from a high level, down about two-thirds from the 9% annual rate seen in the summer of 2022. The economy’s growth rate hit 4.9% in the third quarter, well above what economists had expected... employment remains strong if not quite at the red-hot levels of a year ago, the stock market has rebounded from its recent swoon... gas prices are down while mortgage rates have backed off their recent highs.”

Finally, there is little expectation the Fed will raise interest rates in December at its next meeting after being on pause since July and two benign inflation reports last week.  And Congress kicked the shutdown can into the New Year.

 

 

 

Our Lesson: November 20th through November 26th, 2023

 

Monday, November 20, 2023

Dow:  35,161.04

Tributes keep pouring in for Roslyn Carter, whose funeral will be after the holidays.

   Thanksgiving travel to the fore – airlines’ biggest day since 2005 and the highways and byways clogged with grandchildren in Korean sleighs.  Completing the planes/trains/automobiles triad, Brightline proposes high speed rail service from Miami to DisneyWorld in 3 ½ hours (so drug dealers can take their kids to watch 95 year old Micky and 81 year old Bambi while newbies from Frozen Two) and TranSec Pete Butt says it will make us “just like Europe.”  Bambi, a real deer, revenges his fictional Mommy by ramming and killing a motorcyclist, to the delight of vegetarians and climate activists.

   Open AI (aka Chat Bots) encounters crisis as CEO Sam Altman is fired by the Board for being too gung-ho with the robotization of everything, jumps to MicroSoft (which promises to promote “nothing harmful”.  Most of the workers threaten to quit, so the Board fires its pro-safety Ilya Sutskever and brings back Sam... and on to Dystopia we go!

   Something harmful... neo and paleo-Nazi content... is greenlighted by X (formerly Twitter) CEO Elon Musk and he is promptly redlighted by People of Virtue.  Worse, his latest Space X rocket explodes on takeoff.

 

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Dow:  35,070.09

Brother Jason tops Kelce in a Monday night Superbowl rematch – Kelce blames Taylor for not coming; she’s down in Brazil, where she cancels her Rio concert after a fan dies in the 130° (some say 140°) heat.

   Victim Elon sues critic Media Matters over reportage on X’s Nazi postings, whining: “I’ve been smeared!” he whines.

   Donald Trump, the template Smearboy, releases his lawyers on his various four criminal, one known and many unknown civil cases... one lawyer, John Sour (?) claims Djonald UnFairlypersecuted has had his First Amendment rights trampled upon.  Everybody predicts the cases will wind up at SCOTUS.

   And Trump’s Supremes are also expected to rule on a state court revocation of the Voting Rights Act that will effectively disenfranchise millions of minority voters, making his Restoration easier.

 

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

Dow:  35,273.03

Anniversaries and birthdays abound: JFK was killed 60 years ago, Billie Jean King turns 80, “Elf” turns 20 and “Frozen” turns ten.

   The complex deal on Hamas prisoners brokered by Qatar seems to change by the hour.  The base is that some 50 hostages will be traded for 150 Palestinian prisoners, plus a cease-fire (that lasts first, for three days, then five, then four) that allows trucks full of food, medicine (and guns) to cross the border to aid the beleaguered Gaza civilians.

   The media covers Jake Sullivan, who appears on CBS – acknowledging that Israel knows Hamas will use any cease fire for new attacks, and on ABC pimping fear of terror attacks on transit systems, the Thanksgiving Parade and Black Friday sales.  Pro-terrorist Hollywood celebrities like Susan Sarandon are blacklisted while authoritative authorizes regret that not all hostages are in the hands or cellars of Hamas but also prisoners of “others”.

   Anti-terrorist Feds and local police make ready for terrorist attacks on Thanksgiving and Black Friday mass gatherins in the U.S.A. while the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade in NYC introduces new balloons.  A complication is the wicked weather... storms that migrate from the Gulf to Gotham and beyond – bringing flooding and tornadoes. 

 

Thursday, November 23, 2023

Dow:  Closed

Thanksgiving Day arrives and turkeys tremble (although President Joe pardons Liberty and Bell).  The  Qatari-brokered MidEast cease fire and hostage swap is pushed back to “imminently” (tomorrow).  Families are disappointed but still hopeful, partisans take to the streets and the al-Shaifa Hospital evacuates, leaving only two doctors and two hundred of the sickest patients in a building that Israel alleges concealed a network of Hamas hideaways and tunnels.  American media are shown cells with running water, electricity and, even, air-conditioning!  Also proffered is evidence that hostages were there, but now are gone.

   In the U.S.A., Don Jones celebreates with pomp and feasting – Macy’s in NYC and other parade and parties occur with a few protests, but no major terror and no plague.  Snoopy returns as lead balloon at the Macy’s spectacle – there are copycats in Philadelphia and Chicago, and the Henry Ford Foundation in Detroit features 175 business leaders and CEOs dressed up as clowns and having a clowning good time.  As well they should, with the UAW strikes settled, unsettled then re-settled and cars rolling off the assembly lines once again.

   Holiday travel is dense, but there are no major instances of terror or disgruntlement on board the planes and trains, while automobiles speed merrymakers on their way courtesy of the lowest gas prices in years.

 

Friday, November 17, 2023

Dow:  35,390.15

It’s Black Friday and merchants are discounting their wares as leftover Thanksgiving meals are sandwiched and gloomful experts warn that the journey from will be more crowded and perilous than the journey to.

   The hostage swap... set for 9 AM EST... occurs without complications, but there are no Americans among the released, who are exchanged at the Egyptian border and immediately set upon by psychologists and journalists who want to know how they feel.  Most, like the civilians in Gaza where trucks of food, medicine and fuel are arriving, say they are hungry.

   Americans not affected by the crisis surge out to shop, looking for the deepest discounts in the most crowded retail emporiums.  Biggest sellers: games and guns.

   When noontime rolls around, the Joneses eat leftoversand watch television... mostly pro and college football.  The Dallas Cowboys’ halftime show featurs Donny Parton who warbles a couple of Freddy Mercury classics.

 

Saturday, November 18, 2023

Dow:  Closed

The first hostage swap... forty two Palestinian women and teenaged prisoners in Israeli jails for thirteen of the hostages (including Israelis and Asian “contract workers”, mostly Thai) bestows a measure of hope on an unthankful world.  President Joe expresses hope that Americans... rumoured to be around ten with two women and little Miss Abigail Idan... will be in the upcoming trades; critics dig into the Yankless releae as just another manifestation of his failed administration.  127 trucks of humanitarian aid... food, medicines and fuel that is almost certain to be diverted to Hamas,,, cross the Rafah checkpoint.

   After Black Friday (which the big boxers promise will last until Christmas Eve, or later) Small Business Saturday arrives, urging Christmas celebrants to shoo local merchers for stuff made in America.  Some do, some don’t.  And the tide of holiday travelers begins recede back into the ocean of “from where they came” with crowded airports and plenty of traffic jams.

   The Joneses start pulling their blinking lights from boxes, elves from shelves and radio stations switch to All Christmas, All the Time.

 

Sunday, November 19, 2023

Dow: Closed

A second swap takes place after the Qatari-brokered deal nearly falls apart over who will release which prisoners and in what order.  Finally, Hamas and Israel agree to a timetable and the third exchange proceeds with little Abigail the first (and most publicized) American to go free.  (Video of a 9 year old Irish-Israeli girl returning to her family goes viral in Europe... tensions between Ireland and Israel mount due to anti-Sematic marches and rallies in the Dublin.  Vigilante in Vermont shoots three Palestinians for talking Arabic.

   On the Sunday talkshows experts and peanuts agree... the situation being called “dire” in Gaza is actually an improvement over “cataclysmic” and “apocalyptic”.  People who don’t have to livet here are full of opinions.  Rep. Ro Khanna (D-Ca) says that there re 40,000 Hamas so the only solution is a two-state solution.  Former Gov. (and Republican candidate in fifth place in a field of five) Chris Christie says he’s not running for Vice President, and if Djonald (still) UnChained loses either in the primaries or general election of 2024 and has to slink back to Mar-a-Lago, “that’s alright with me.”

  The ABC roundtable finds Rich Klein asserting that the loathsome Trump/Biden rematch is inevitable, Gov. John Sununu (R-NH) appealing: “Stop the chaos!”, liberal perennial Donna Brazille says Demsshould hope Trump is nominated because he’ll be easier to beat. 

 

What is the measure of a healthy society and/or good v. bad times.  Is it the numbers... the cold hard facts of life as might be good or bad, fleeting or long lasting?  Or is it what the hippies and zippies used to call the “vibes”... an abundance, not of caution, but of celebration occasioned by personal fortune, a collective or nation interstice of celebration (like Thanksgiving, this week, or Christmas coming up).  Even those might be hated on by some... Native Americans, the former, infidel atheists, Islamicists and, to a lesser extent, non-Jihadist Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus and other assorted faiths and unfaiths who believe that Jesus was a villain, at worst, or a myth, at best.

   The Dow, too, might be expressed as a function ot “vibes” inasmuch as most investors buy or sell depending on the own gut relationships with thiw or that stock,

   According to the numbers, Don Jones had a very, very bad week.  Unemployment is skyrocketing... despite the abumdance of Christmas-related jobs available.  Maybe not good jobs, maybe not even subsistence jobs – but jobs nonetheless.  And for the good jobs, there is the problem of the requirements of education, which either takes time or requires an investment in what may be a lifetime of debt.  Better to watch the games and the parade on TV, gripe on social media or take drugs.

   This week, numerous Thanksgiving private and public celebrations took place – and without the terror and disasters predicted by the Don and Debbie Downers.  Turkeys were killed and eaten, balloons floated and, if air and road traffic was heavy, most everybody got to where they were going, sooner or later.

   And then there was the social/global news... one four year old American hostage was released by the scrofulous Hamas terrorists in exchange for the release of Palestinian prisoners: some, no doubt, terrorists who will strike again, others just loudmouths about the crises of 1974 and 1948 and actions therewithin that  leave Israel an apartheid state, though it is not popular to say so excpt for billions of Muslims and even some rich, white over-educated victim lovers marching and chanting around their elite universities that America’s underclasses and working classes would give their security to join.

   But the numbers – the rising rate of unemployment in the face of a need for workers – and the collapsing real estate market (which will have to collapse for a few more years until working Americans can affort a place to live.

   Vibes or numbers?  As ever, Joneses... based on their own experience and outlook... will choose.

 

 

THE DON JONES INDEX

 

CHART of CATEGORIES w/VALUE ADDED to EQUAL BASELINE of 15,000

(REFLECTING… approximately… DOW JONES INDEX of June 27, 2013)

 

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ECONOMIC INDICES (60%)

CATEGORY

VALUE

BASE

RESULTS

SCORE

OUR SOURCES and COMMENTS

 

INCOME

(24%)

6/17/13 & 1/1/22

LAST

CHANGE

NEXT

LAST WEEK

THIS WEEK

 

Wages (hrly. Per cap)

9%

1350 points

10/9/23

+0.45%

12/23

1,476.69

1,476.69

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/wages   29.29

 

Median Inc. (yearly)

4%

600

10/30/23

+0.028%

12/4/23

612.41

612.58

http://www.usdebtclock.org/   36,111 121

 

Unempl. (BLS – in mi)

4%

600

9/4/23

+2.56%

12/23

584.93

584.93

http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000000   3.9

 

Official (DC – in mi)

2%

300

10/30/23

 +1,65%

12/4/23

247.58

243.50

http://www.usdebtclock.org/      6,431 blocked* 6539

 

Unofficl. (DC – in mi)

2%

300

10/30/23

 +6.29%

12/4/23

299.10

280.30

http://www.usdebtclock.org/      10,792* 11,516

 

Workforce Particip.

   Number

   Percent

2%

300

10/30/23

 

+0.330%+0.300%

12/4/23

302.54

301.63

In 161,947 413 Out 99,465 916 Total: 262,412*blocked 329

http://www.usdebtclock.org/   61.715 61.53

 

WP %  (ycharts)*

1%

150

9/4/23

 -0.16%

12/23

151.43

151.43

https://ycharts.com/indicators/labor_force_participation_rate  62.70

 

OUTGO

15%

 

 

Total Inflation

7%

1050

10/9/23

+0.0%

12/23

974.11

974.11

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.0

 

Food

2%

300

10/9/23

+0.3%

12/23

275.17

275.17

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.3

 

Gasoline

2%

300

10/9/23

 -5.0%

12/23

233.06

233.06

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm      -5.0

 

Medical Costs

2%

300

10/9/23

+0.4%

12/23

295.78

295.78

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.4

 

Shelter

2%

300

10/9/23

+0.3%

12/23

270.01

270.01

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.3

 

WEALTH

6%

 

 

 

Dow Jones Index

2%

300

10/30/23

+1.27%

12/4/23

285.36

289.99

https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/index/    34,947.28 35,390.15

 

Home (Sales)

(Valuation)

1%

1%

150

150

10/30/23

 -0.76%

 -3.14%

12/23

123.94

291.91

123.00

282.74

https://www.nar.realtor/research-and-statistics

Sales (M):  3.96  3.79 Valuations (K):  394.3 391.8

 

Debt (Personal)

2%

300

10/30/23

 +0.11%

12/4/23

271.00

270.71

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    74,732 811

 

NATIONAL

(10%)

 

 

Revenue (trilns.)

2%

300

10/30/23

 -0.07%

12/4/23

375.43

375.17

debtclock.org/       4,416 413

Expenditures (tr.)

2%

300

10/30/23

 -0.05%

12/4/23

334.25

334.09

debtclock.org/       6,157 160

National Debt tr.)

3%

450

10/30/23

 +0.175%

12/4/23

400.06

399.36

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    33,739 798

(The debt ceiling... now kicked forward to next Friday... had been 31.4.  Of late, there have been rumblings and mutterings from Congress, that it should be addressed sooner… like now?)

Aggregate Debt (tr.)

3%

450

10/30/23

+0.12%

12/4/23

384.96

384.50

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    103,283 407

 

 

 

 

GLOBAL

(5%)

 

Foreign Debt (tr.)

2%

300

10/30/23

 +0.19%

12/4/23

317.41

318.02

http://www.usdebtclock.org/   7,773 758

Exports (in billions)

1%

150

11/23

 +1.99% 

12/23

162.17

162.17

https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html  261.1

Imports (bl.)

1%

150

11/23

 +2.60%

12/23

169.76

169.76

https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html  322.7

 

Trade Deficit (bl.)

1%

150

1123

 +5.53% 

12/23

341.74

341.74

https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html    61.5

 

 

SOCIAL INDICES  (40%)

ACTS of MAN

12%

 

 

World Affairs

3%

450

10/9/23

+0.1%

12/4/23

449,84

459.29

Murderous grandma caught while trying to flee to... Vietnam????  Elections are polarizing in Poland (left wing sweep)m Argentina (right winger defenders call Libertarian, foes a Nazi) .  (American... except the harried and flummoxed donor class) relieved that their politicians are elsewhere for the holiday.)  Irish child hostage released but pro-Hamas riots raise Dublin-TelAviv tensions.

War and terrorism

2%

300

10/30/23

+1.2%

12/4/23

286.21

296.64

Thanksgiving ceasefire and hostage swap returns Israeli citizens and visitors, Palestinians and American Ami Idan to their families – a little late, but welcomed all the same.  West Bank celebrations and protests from domestic MidEast and Native American factions occur, but no terror.  The terror is off the Red Sea coast where American warship strikes back against Iraqi, Syrian, Lebanese and Yemenese pirates... all backed by Iran.  Jake Sullivan warns of terror at Pilgrim parties like parades and Black Friday retailers on ABC (doesn’t happen), then says Israel knows Hamas will use the cease fire to regroup.  Russia and Ukraine swap drone attacks in their forgotten war.

Politics

3%

450

10/30/23

+0.3%

12/4/23

479.48

480.92

Tributes pour in for Roslyn Carter, whose funeral will be next week.  Diatribes pour in condemning Geore Santos who, with his giddy laugh, calls his fellow GOP congressmen hypocrites but says the “Numbers” augur expulsion – also next week.  President Joe hails Gaza ceasefire, rival Trump reiterates his grievances on the stolen 2020 election and curses out all his persecutors and prosecutors.

Economics

3%

450

10/30/23

+0.3%

12/4/23

429.59

430.88

Black Friday sales will likely be the strongest in at least five years since before the plague, and if that means going into debt – so be it!  Weekend sees a one percent hike for big boxes, but 8% increase online.  Mortgage rates drop from 7.44 to 7.29% but housing sales remain weak.

Crime

1%

150

10/30/23

-0.2%

12/4/23

245.76

245.27

The extension of old sex crime prosecutions ends with 2,500 rich, famous and other defendants accused... Diddy and Jamie, Axl Rose and (surprise!) Russell Branc in the dock.  Missing Florida woman found dead in storage locker.  Dad shoots 10 year old at Thanksgiving dinner table. 

ACTS of GOD

(6%)

 

 

Environment/Weather

3%

450

10/30/23

-0.2%

12/4/23

397.40

396.61

Climatologists say global warming increasing faster than feared citing the New York City 600+ days of no snow.   Louisiana oil spill causes a million gallons to leak into the Gulf.  Wicked weather in Wichita will feature weekend storms for travelers, that migrate to Chicago, followed by Cold Turkey (and people) for the East all next week.  Maybe even Gotham!

Disasters

3%

450

10/30/23

-0.2%

12/4/23

420.02

419.18

Police, firemen and newsthings spread paranoia... after the Thanksgiving traffic, turkey fryer and diet dangers, cold weather brings out fiery space heaters and... soon... Xmas lights, dead atrees and decorations.   Navy plant overshoots runway in Hawaii... 9 rescued.  Dozens die in Dominican Republic flooding.  Giant explosion on LA freeway stalls holiday traffic.

LIFESTYLE/JUSTICE INDEX

(15%)

=1350

 

Science, Tech, Educ.

4%

600

10/30/23

-0.3%

12/4/23

639.22

637.30

Open AI guru the safety and surveillance denier and defier Sam Altman getsfired, moves to Microsoft but, when at least 80% of the workforce threatens to follow him, is reinstated.  Elon Musk sues left-wing muckrackers Media Matter for insinuating he’s a Nazi.

Equality (econ/social)

4%

600

10/30/23

+0.1%

12/4/23

636.82

637.46

Pro-Hamas celebrities like Susan Sarandon condemned by the mob.  Girl groups and girls sweep awards ceremonies and fanbabes look to snap up new music by Taylor, her possee, even Madonna.  And, of coure, Mariah Carey is back again.

Health

4%

600

10/30/23

-0.1%

12/4/23

472,97

472.50

Uh oh!...  there’s a mew mystery disease bubbling up out of China.  As most Joneses vaxx up against old friends like plague and flu, an epidemic also rages among dogs.  The W.H.O. is worried.  Bird flu is past, but TV docs say don’t eat turkey, stuffing and gravy – eat fruits and vegetables (but not peaches, plums and nectarines found to be contaminated with listeria) and tofu, drimk designer (not tap) water instead of wine and repent of your sins.

Freedom and Justice

3%

450

10/30/23

nc

12/4/23

471.51

471.51

As more old, cold cases are resuscitated, moldy old convicts like South Africa’s “blade runner” Oscar Pistorius join Bill Cosby on parole still claiming he shot his girlfriend thinking she was a burglar.  Supremes join Congress in excaping Washington and its woes, but face a busy December.

MISCELLANEOUS and TRANSIENT INDEX

(7%)

 

 

 

 

Cultural incidents

3%

450

10/30/23

 +0.5%

12/4/23

512.64

515.20

With the Hollywood strikes settled and actors again free to pimp their productions swarms of “in the can” blockbusters are being released... Beyonce conert film a hit but Disney’s “Wish” seems a (fishy) flop, Wonka and Hnger Game prequels and plenty of sequels.  On the tube, new seasons of “The Crown” and “Fargo” and new reality shows like “Squid Game”.  Jason tops Travis in Monday night battle of the brothers while Taylor remains down in South America and posthumous Jimmy Buffet album celectates dogs.    AARP to sponsor Rolling Stones’ tour.

   RIP Detroit pitcher Willie Hernandez, kiddy TV producer Marty Krofft, (H. R. Pufnstuff) and singers Hall and Oates (survived by the singularities of Hall and Oates).

Misc. incidents

4%

450

10/30/23

 +1.5%

12/4/23

491.58

498.95

Festive parades in NYC (largest), Philadelphia (oldest) and across America as tryptophan puts Don Jones and family to sleep, dreaming of Black Friday sales. Animal righters cheer Bambi’s revemge – deer collides with motorcyclist and kills him.  Some partisans call stuffing stuffing, others dressing... dividing families.

   But again, orphaned 4 year old Abi is safe... facing a difficult future, to be sure, but... at least... a future.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Don Jones Index for the week of November 20th through November 27th, 2023 was DOWN 5.32 points

 

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ATTACHMENT ONE – From

FROM GUK

7m ago

Red Cross confirms successful exchange of Hamas hostages and Palestinians detained in Israeli prisons

 

2h ago

UNRWA chief: current state of Gaza aid 'hardly enough for humanitarian response'

 

4h ago

More Palestinians released from Israeli prisons following third hostage release by Hamas - reports

 

5h ago

Biden confirms US hostage freed

 

5h ago12.05 EST

Biden confirms US hostage freed

“She’s free and she’s in Israel now,” Joe Biden said of four-year old Abigail Edan, a dual US-Israeli citizen, who was released by Hamas on Sunday alongside 16 other hostages.

“What she endured is unthinkable,” he said, adding that he expects additional Americans to be released by Hamas as well.

 

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Israeli military confirms 17 new hostages released

 

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Hamas says it has released 13 Israeli hostages, three Thai nationals and a Russian to Red Cross

 

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Summary of the day so far …

 

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Egypt confirms it has received lists of 13 Israelis and 39 Palestinians scheduled for Sunday release

 

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Hamas reports four of its military commanders in the Gaza Strip have been killed

 

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Israel summons Irish ambassador over Varadkar's comment that hostage Emily Hand was 'lost' and 'found'

 

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List of third group of hostages set for release goes to Netanyahu's office

 

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Israeli forces shoot dead two Palestinians in West Bank, says Palestinian ministry

 

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Seventeen freed hostages arrive in Israel as 39 Palestinian prisoners released

 

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Opening summary

 

ATTACHMENT TWO  From the FINANCIAL TIMES 


Person in the News  Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman al-Thani: Qatar’s hostage negotiator is no stranger to crisis After weeks of torturous negotiations, the prime minister has mediated a deal to release some of Israel’s captured civilians

By Andrew England NOVEMBER 24 2023

Just hours after Hamas’s devastating dawn assault on southern Israel, Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman al-Thani was preparing for action. He established a task force and a working group to co-ordinate with Washington — his government being one of the few with direct lines to the US, Israel, Hamas and the Islamist group’s backer, Iran. Within 48 hours, Sheikh Mohammed, who is also foreign minister, had spoken to Mossad chief David Barnea, US secretary of state Antony Blinken, his Iranian counterpart, and Hamas’s political leader, Ismail Haniyeh. The initial intention was to take the temperature of an erupting crisis. Israel, enraged and traumatised after the deadliest attack on its soil since the state’s founding in 1948, was in no mood for negotiations. Instead, it demanded that Hamas released the hostages its militants seized during its brutal October 7 raid, says an official briefed on the talks.

When Sheikh Mohammed spoke to Hamas’s political leaders — in exile in Doha and distanced from the group’s military wing in Gaza — they insisted that the militants did not mean to capture so many hostages, including civilians. “OK, show us by releasing all the civilians now,” replied Qatari officials. “It’s more complicated,” was the response. It has been complicated for Sheikh Mohammed ever since. Working closely with Barnea and CIA chief Bill Burns, the quietly spoken 43-year-old has co-ordinated diplomatic efforts to secure the hostages’ release. On Wednesday, after weeks of tortuous negotiations, Israel and Hamas finally agreed a deal in which the militant group will release 50 women and children from around 240 captives. In return, Israel paused its offensive on Hamas-controlled Gaza for four days, beginning yesterday, allowing more aid and fuel into the besieged strip and free 150 Palestinian women and children from Israeli prisons.

As one of the main interlocutors between Israel and Hamas for a decade, Qatar’s role has been crucial. It previously sent millions of dollars of aid to Gaza each month in co-ordination with Israel and the UN. Just two weeks before Hamas’s attack, Sheikh Mohammed hosted Barnea in Doha to discuss improving economic conditions in Gaza. Qatar — like others — was stunned by the assault. But Sheikh Mohammed, a low-profile member of the ruling family, is no stranger to crises. The economics graduate was appointed foreign minister in 2016, just 18 months before four Arab states, led by Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, severed travel, trade and diplomatic links with his small, import-dependent Gulf state. The quartet appeared to have then US President Donald Trump’s backing, with Qatar accused of supporting Islamist movements and being too cosy with Iran. As rattled Qataris feared for the fate of their nation, “many doubters” questioned the young diplomat’s ability, says Tarik Yousef, director at the Doha-based Middle East Council on Global Affairs. Unflattering comparisons were made with Sheikh Hamad bin Jassim al-Thani, a flamboyant figure known as HBJ, who served as prime minister and for more than a decade as foreign minister. “As the crisis unfolded, there were calls for the established, larger-than-life figure of HBJ, a sharp contrast to Sheikh Mohammed’s understated style,” Yousef says. “But within months, he began winning admiration from a public that saw steady leadership, minus the flair. And that’s exactly what Qatar needed.”

Sheikh Hamad had overseen Qatar’s transition from desert backwater to vastly wealthy gas powerhouse. But he also drove an assertive foreign policy that raised the hackles of Doha’s neighbours and earned the Gulf state a reputation as a meddling maverick. He was replaced when Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad al-Thani ascended the throne in 2013 after his father surprisingly abdicated. It was the year Sheikh Mohammed entered the foreign ministry as an assistant minister, and his rise through the ranks coincided with Sheikh Tamim’s efforts to recalibrate Qatar’s foreign policy, anchoring it in the partnership with Washington. The state actively projects itself as an “international problem solver”, partly in the belief that carving out a niche as mediator will ensure Doha remains relevant. Sheikh Mohammed has been central to the shift, combining diplomacy with chairing the Qatar Investment Authority — a $450bn sovereign wealth fund.

“He’s the troubleshooter...the kind of guy who understands opportunities and risks,” says a western diplomat. “He’s been around long enough to understand the [dangers] of Qatar’s over-reach; mopping up the pieces and suffering the delayed backlash.” Since the regional embargo was lifted in early 2021, Sheikh Mohammed has defended his nation from criticisms ahead of last year’s football World Cup; acted as interlocutor between the Taliban and the west after the US withdrawal from Afghanistan; helped facilitate a prisoner exchange between the US and Iran; and mediated secret talks between Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and Washington. Even while the Gaza crisis was raging, he and his team sealed a deal to reunite four Ukrainian children with their families after they were separated during Russia’s invasion.

After Sheikh Mohammed was named prime minister in March, some questioned how much he would be able to focus on his domestic duties, particularly Doha’s economic plans, analysts say. And the next diplomatic challenge is never far away. So far, Qatar has been praised for its brokering role but when the dust finally settles, Doha’s ties to Hamas, including hosting their political office, may become problematic. “While the role of mediator cements Qatar’s status as a pivotal player, it also draws increasing scrutiny and leaves the nation politically exposed,” Yousef says. “It is a moment of immense consequence — and the risks cannot be overstated.” andrew.england@ft.com

 

 

ATTACHMENT THREE – From the VOICE of AMERICA NEWS

US: North Korea Trying to Advance Nuclear Program With Satellite Launch

UNITED NATIONS — 

The United States accused North Korea on Monday of using the prohibited launch of a military spy satellite to try to advance its nuclear weapons program, a charge Pyongyang denied.

“The DPRK is unabashedly trying to advance its nuclear weapons delivery systems by testing ballistic missile technology in clear violation of this council’s resolutions,” U.S. Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenfield told council members, using the abbreviation for North Korea’s formal name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

Pyongyang is prohibited by several Security Council resolutions from carrying out nuclear or ballistic missile activity. Thomas-Greenfield noted that North Korea has launched three Satellite Launch Vehicles this year and 29 ballistic missiles, including four intercontinental ones.

The United Nations said North Korea issued a pre-launch notification to the Japanese Coast Guard about its space launch vehicle but failed to issue airspace or maritime safety notifications to international sea and air organizations about its November 21 launch, which flew directly over Japan.

“The DPRK’s launches represent a serious risk to international civil aviation and maritime traffic,” U.N. Assistant Secretary-General Khaled Khiari said in his briefing.

Japan’s envoy condemned Pyongyang’s “appalling” and “reckless behavior.”

“The international community must express grave concern over such an irresponsible act by North Korea and take decisive action to address it,” Ambassador Kimihiro Ishikane said.

South Korea’s envoy said the launch was far from peaceful, as its northern neighbor claims.

“Any launch that uses ballistic missile technology, regardless of its success or payload, can contribute to the further advancement of ballistic missile technology, in particular ICBMs capable of delivering nuclear weapons,” Ambassador Joonkook Hwang said.

North Korea’s envoy defended the launch.

“It is a legitimate and righteous exercise of the rights to self-defense, which fully belongs to the legal sphere of our self-defense,” Ambassador Kim Song told the council.

He attributed North Korea’s need for such technology to the United States’ “hostile policy” toward his country and its joint military exercises with Japan and South Korea.

Washington has repeatedly offered to open talks with Pyongyang without pre-conditions.

“The DPRK can choose the time and the topic, but the DPRK needs to make that choice,” Thomas-Greenfield said on Monday.

China’s deputy envoy said if Washington is sincere about talks, it should build trust and stop engaging in “pressure tactics” such as the joint military exercises.

The council last adopted a sanctions resolution on North Korea in 2017. Russia and China have used their veto or the threat of it to prevent further council action.

Several council members also expressed concern about reported military cooperation between North Korea and Russia.

Thomas-Greenfield said U.S. information indicates that Pyongyang has provided Russia with more than 1,000 containers of military equipment and munitions for its war in Ukraine.

 

 

ATTACHMENT FOUR  From FORBES

Healthcare On The 2024 Ballot: These Are The Issues To Track

Joe Harpaz   Nov 16, 2023,08:00am EST

 

 “History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.” – Mark Twain

Foreign policy has vaulted to the top of voters’ minds in light of the conflicts in the Middle East and Ukraine, and while it will almost certainly remain a critical issue through next year, healthcare policy will also have significant influence on the election outcome.

Healthcare ranked as a key issue for over 60% of voters in the 2022 midterm election, according to Pew Research, and the healthcare policy issues on that ballot undoubtedly shaped numerous races. The U.S. spends more per capita on healthcare than any other developed country, while achieving poor outcomes when measuring life expectancy and maternal and infant mortality rates. Forecasters should expect a “rhyming” outcome in the 2024 presidential race, as many of the same healthcare issues that influenced the midterms remain at the forefront of voters’ minds.

Heading into an election year, these are the healthcare policy issues that may help determine the presidential race—and the next four years of healthcare reform—and deserve close attention from industry stakeholders.

Reproductive Rights

Increased restrictions on abortions have created ripple effects across the entire continuum of care, including impacts on care providers and insurers. More patients are seeking care across state lines, straining resources in blue states such as Illinois, which borders highly restrictive Missouri. Nonprofit hospitals can help to cover bills for some patients, but the University of Illinois Health in Chicago, for instance, cannot provide financial assistance for out-of-state residents and may be on the hook for care provided. For insurers, the issue is also complicating care for an at-risk patient population and creating delays that can make the final costs higher per patient.

Nearly 70% of respondents to a KFF/AP poll called the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade an important factor, or the single most important factor, in the 2022 midterms, and voters came out in force to back pro-choice candidates. It showed clearly in Congressional races in states such as Pennsylvania and Kansas, where voters also rejected a referendum to ban abortion.

Ohio voters scored another win for abortion rights this November, passing an amendment to the state constitution that protects the right to choose. The 2022 midterms set the stage for the amendment when voters in that swing state soundly rejected a measure that would have required a supermajority to alter the state constitution—a Republican-backed proposal tied to the party’s efforts to restrict abortion access.

With those results in mind, the few Republican candidates who have taken a moderate stance on abortion may have some advantages at the polls. Both former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum oppose a federal ban on abortions. Meanwhile, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and former South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley have taken hardline positions against abortion. If this issue drives Democratic voters to the polls as it did in 2022, it may mark a major boon to President Joe Biden’s reelection bid.

Entitlement Program Protection

An AARP survey of voters in the most contentious districts after the 2022 midterms found people aged 65-plus helped to swing the race for Democratic candidates. A quarter of those surveyed cited threats to Social Security and Medicare as a top issue, alongside inflation and threats to democracy. Entitlement program protection will only grow more influential as our population ages. By the year 2060, over 90 million people will be eligible for Medicare coverage—a significant climb from the 60 million who qualified in 2020.

In the deep purple state of New Hampshire, Democratic Senator Maggie Hassan handily defeated U.S. Army veteran Don Bolduc in the midterms, thanks in part to her commitment to protecting Medicare. Bolduc came out in favor of privatizing Medicare to disastrous results.

Any Republican candidate thinking about making cuts to Medicare spending should consider reading the giant flashing neon sign that says: voters like Medicare. Some polls have shown as many as 70% of Americans support the progressive Democratic idea of “Medicare for all.”

Since the Covid-19 public health emergency ended last spring, 10 states have refused to accept federal funds to expand Medicaid coverage, which would have prevented millions of people from losing coverage. Nearly 400,000 people in Florida, for instance, fall in a “coverage gap” that disqualifies them from Medicaid coverage, but they cannot afford the premiums of an Affordable Care Act plan.

Candidates such as DeSantis and Haley, who hail from states with that coverage gap, may feel a negative impact from it at the ballot box. Their most notable rival in the Republican primary, former President Donald Trump, has repeatedly opposed entitlement reform. Other candidates, including Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson and Governor Christie, already enacted Medicaid expansion in their home states.

Voters’ Mindset On Healthcare

Presidential candidates dating to FDR have made national healthcare a key talking point in stump speeches. But in the wake of a health emergency the scale of the Covid-19 pandemic, healthcare has never felt as rooted in the national conversation as it is now.

Voters clearly established maternal healthcare and entitlement protection as issues that matter to them in the midterm elections, and the hardliners with opposing views struggled at the ballot box. For those of us invested in the future of healthcare, we must consider what the ecosystem will look like in the next four years and leverage the most recent midterm as a potential barometer for next year’s results.

Medicare already has an increasingly loud voice in the room in the aftermath of the Inflation Reduction Act, which allows it to negotiate prescription drug prices. What adjustments can we make as an industry to perform in an environment where Medicare has even more influence? We also must evaluate the long-term economic sustainability of our healthcare system. Economic headwinds, geopolitical strife and domestic policy, including overturning Roe, have all recently added strain to an already beleaguered system. The next four years may shape a generation of healthcare performance.

The end results of next year’s election might not sound exactly like they did in 2022, but they could rhyme.

 

ATTACHMENT FIVE – From STAT NEWS/A.P.

U.S. life expectancy rose in 2022, but it remains below its pre-pandemic level

By Associated Press   Nov. 29, 2023

 

NEW YORK — U.S. life expectancy rose last year — by more than a year — but still isn’t close to what it was before the Covid-19 pandemic.

 

The 2022 rise was mainly due to the waning pandemic, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention researchers said Wednesday. But even with the large increase, U.S. life expectancy is only back to 77 years, 6 months — about what it was two

Life expectancy is an estimate of the average number of years a baby born in a given year might expect to live, assuming the death rates at that time hold constant. The snapshot statistic is considered one of the most important measures of the health of the U.S. population. The 2022 calculations released Wednesday are provisional, and could change a little as the math is finalized.

For decades, U.S. life expectancy rose a little nearly every year. But about a decade ago, the trend flattened and even declined some years — a stall blamed largely on overdose deaths and suicides.

Then came the coronavirus, which has killed more than 1.1 million people in the U.S. since early 2020. The measure of American longevity plunged, dropping from 78 years, 10 months in 2019 to 77 years in 2020, and then to 76 years, 5 months in 2021.

“We basically have lost 20 years of gains,” said the CDC’s Elizabeth Arias.

A decline in Covid-19 deaths drove 2022’s improvement.

In 2021, Covid was the nation’s third leading cause of death (after heart disease and cancer). Last year, it fell to the fourth leading cause. With more than a month left in the current year, preliminary data suggests Covid-19 could end up being the ninth or 10th leading cause of death in 2023.

But the U.S. is battling other issues, including drug overdose deaths and suicides.

The number of U.S. suicides reached an all-time high last year, and the national suicide rate was the highest seen since 1941, according to a second CDC report released Wednesday.

Drug overdose deaths in the U.S. went up slightly last year after two big leaps at the beginning of the pandemic. And through the first six months of this year, the estimated overdose death toll continued to inch up.

U.S. life expectancy also continues to be lower than that of dozens of other countries. It also didn’t rebound as quickly as it did in other places, including France, Italy, Spain, and Sweden.

Steven Woolf, a mortality researcher at Virginia Commonwealth University, said he expects the U.S. to eventually get back to the pre-pandemic life expectancy.

But “what I’m trying to say is: That is not a great place to be,” he added.

Some other highlights from the new report:

·         Life expectancy increased for both men and women, and for every racial and ethnic group.

·         The decline in Covid-19 deaths drove 84% of the increase in life expectancy. The next largest contributor was a decline in heart disease deaths, credited with about 4% of the increase. But experts note that heart disease deaths increased during Covid-19, and both factored into many pandemic-era deaths.

·         Changes in life expectancy varied by race and ethnicity. Hispanic Americans and American Indians and Alaska Natives saw life expectancy rise more than two years in 2022. Black life expectancy rose more than 1 1/2 years. Asian American life expectancy rose one year and white life expectancy rose about 10 months.

But the changes are relative, because Hispanic Americans and Native Americans were hit harder at the beginning of Covid-19. Hispanic life expectancy dropped more than four years between 2019 and 2021, and Native American life expectancy fell more than six years.

“A lot of the large increases in life expectancy are coming from the groups that suffered the most from Covid,” said Mark Hayward, a University of Texas sociology professor who researches how different factors affect adult deaths. “They had more to rebound from.”

— Mike Stobbe

 

 

Get links   to Pew Research, and the healthcare policy issues on that ballot undoubtedly shaped numerous races. The U.S. spends more per capita on healthcare than any other developed country, while achieving poor outcomes 

 

 

ATTACHMENT SIX – From TIME

Breaking Down the Ending of Eli Roth’s New Holiday Slasher Thanksgiving

BY MEGAN MCCLUSKEY  NOVEMBER 17, 2023 1:54 PM EST

Warning: This post contains spoilers for Thanksgiving.

 

Sprinkled throughout Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's 2007 double-feature extravaganza Grindhouse are a series of B-movie-style fake trailers directed by a lineup of renowned genre filmmakers. In the 16 years since the film's release, two of those trailers—Rodriguez's Machete and Jason Eisener, John Davies, and Rob Cotterill's Hobo With a Shotgun—have been turned into full-length features.

As of Nov. 17, a third has arrived in theaters: Eli Roth's Thanksgiving. Known for directing some of the most outrageous and ultra-violent horror movies of the past 20 years—from 2003's Cabin Fever to 2006's Hostel to 2015's The Green Inferno—Roth has made a name for himself finding innovative ways to get audiences to squirm in their seats. And Thanksgiving is no different.

A homage to holiday-themed slashers like Black ChristmasHalloween, and April Fool's DayThanksgiving chronicles the gruesome rampage of a serial killer dressed as Pilgrim John Carver, the first governor of Plymouth Colony, who embarks on a murder spree in Plymouth, Mass.—the birthplace of the film's titular holiday—in the wake of a tragic Black Friday riot at the town's local superstore, Right Mart.

"It was really a pleasure not just to make a Thanksgiving movie, but to fill the November horror movie void," Roth told People. "I felt like the calendar has been missing a November horror movie. It's been my life's mission to bring Halloween into November."

A homage to holiday-themed slashers like Black ChristmasHalloween, and April Fool's DayThanksgiving chronicles the gruesome rampage of a serial killer dressed as Pilgrim John Carver, the first governor of Plymouth Colony, who embarks on a murder spree in Plymouth, Mass.—the birthplace of the film's titular holiday—in the wake of a tragic Black Friday riot at the town's local superstore, Right Mart. When Thanksgiving rolls around the year following the deadly shopping spree, John Carver sets out to make a festive table spread out of the residents he deems responsible for the violence.

 His targets—including Right Mart owner Thomas Wright (Rick Hoffman), his new wife Kathleen (Karen Cliche), his daughter Jessica (Nell Verlaque), and Jessica's friends—must uncover the killer's identity before it's too late, setting them on a crash course for a twisty whodunnit of an ending.

Spoiler

What happens at the end of Thanksgiving?

 After a number of townspeople have been, let's say, creatively murdered by Carver, Jessica hatches a plan to draw the killer out using herself and her family as bait during Plymouth's annual Thanksgiving parade.

 Unfortunately for the Wrights, Carver takes the opportunity to don a clown costume for the day instead and drugs and kidnaps all three of them along with Jessica's friend Scuba (Gabriel Davenport). Carver takes them to his hideout, where he's already holding Jessica's friends Gabby (Addison Rae) and Evan (Tomaso Sanelli), and proceeds to cook up Kathleen like a Thanksgiving turkey.

 With the remainder of his hostages tied up and seated around his table, Carver smashes Evan's head in with a meat tenderizer and then serves up Kathleen while livestreaming the scene on social media. Luckily, thanks to the bladed ring that the Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused-esque McCarty (Joe Delfin) loaned her earlier in the movie, Jessica is able to cut through her bonds and pass the ring to Scuba to do the same. The two escape the house, although Scuba gets sliced with an ax and Jessica twists her ankle jumping over a fence in the process. Jessica manages to limp her way over to the parade warehouse and finds Sheriff Eric Newlon (Patrick Dempsey) unconscious on the ground before seeing her ex-boyfriend Bobby (Jalen Thomas Brooks) fleeing into the warehouse.

Now believing the killer is Bobby, whose star baseball career ended after his arm was broken during the riot, Jessica helps Sheriff Newlon up and the two alert the rest of the police force. The police set up shop inside a room in the warehouse and Sheriff Eric places an evidence bag containing Bobby's phone on the table in front of Jessica. The rest of the cops leave and as Sheriff Newlon turns to exit the room and give Jessica a few minutes on her own, she realizes that the same brambles that were stuck to her clothes after fleeing through the woods from Carver's hideout are also stuck to the sheriff's pants. She pieces together all the clues that she missed implicating him as the killer just as he also realizes she's figured it out.

 Sheriff Newlon launches into a sinister confession, detailing how he wanted to punish the privileged and self-important people responsible for getting his friend Mitch's (Ty Olsson) wife Amanda (Gina Gershon)—with whom he was having an affair and who was carrying his child—killed during the Black Friday riot. But Jessica is one step ahead of him, revealing that she's been livestreaming his entire monologue.

 Jessica flees through the warehouse and Bobby shows back up to help her. She turns on a valve of inflammable gas to inflate a giant blow-up turkey and the two try to drive off in Bobby's truck. With Sheriff Newlon in hot pursuit, Jessica fires off a dummy round on one of the parade's shotgun props to ignite the turkey and make it explode, enveloping Sheriff Newlon in flames.

 When the police search the warehouse, they find no remaining trace of the sheriff and decide he must have been completely incinerated. But Jessica clearly isn't so sure. That night, after being reunited with her dad, surviving friends, and boyfriend Ryan (Milo Manheim), she dreams that she hears someone in her closet before Carver attacks her in a fiery blaze. essica wakes up safe in her bed, but Roth leaves things open for a sequel with the suggestion that the notorious Thanksgiving killer could still be out there.

 

ATTACHMENT SEVEN – From FOX

Thanksgiving dinner in 2023 cheaper than last year, but prices remain at historic highs

The average cost of this year's holiday feast is $61.17 for 10 people, a slight decrease from last year's record high of $64.05

By Elizabeth Pritchett 

 

Thanksgiving dinner will be about 4.5% cheaper this year compared to 2022, but prices for the classic holiday meal still remain historically high, according to the American Farm Bureau Federation's 38th annual survey.

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Americans can expect to spend an average of $61.17 on a feast for 10 people – about $6.12 per person – this holiday season, which is $2.88 cheaper than last year's record-high average of $64.05. Though the decrease is encouraging, the average Thanksgiving meal is still about 25% more expensive than it was in 2019.

The biggest role player in this year's decrease is the centerpiece of the meal – the turkey. A 16-pound turkey currently costs $27.35 on average, down approximately 5.6% from 2022.

"Traditionally, the turkey is the most expensive item on the Thanksgiving dinner table," said AFBF Senior Economist Veronica Nigh. "Turkey prices have fallen thanks to a sharp reduction in cases of avian influenza, which have allowed production to increase in time for the holiday."

Whole frozen turkeys may become even more affordable leading up to the Thanksgiving holiday as the survey was conducted from Nov. 1 through Nov. 6 and USDA Agricultural Marketing Service data has reported lower costs since then.

After the turkey, the remaining sides included stuffing, sweet potatoes, rolls with butter, peas, cranberries, a veggie tray, and pumpkin pie with whipped cream. All categories were priced to feed a group of 10 with a little extra for leftovers.

The average cost to make the above dishes came out as follows:

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·         14-ounces of cubed stuffing mix: $3.77 (down 2.8%)

·         2 frozen pie crusts: $3.50 (down 4.9%)

·         Half pint of whipping cream: $1.73 (down 22.8%)

·         1 pound of frozen peas: $1.88 (down 1.1%)

·         1 dozen dinner rolls: $3.84 (up 2.9%)

·         Misc. ingredients to prepare the meal: $3.95 (down 4.4%)

·         30-ounce can of pumpkin pie mix: $4.44 (up 3.7%)

·         1 gallon of whole milk: $3.74 (down 2.6%)

·         3 pounds of sweet potatoes: $3.97 (up .3%)

·         1-pound veggie tray (carrots & celery): $.90 (up 2.3%)

·         12-ounce bag of fresh cranberries: $2.10 (down 18.3%)

 

The American Farm Bureau Federation's traditional Thanksgiving menu includes turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, rolls with butter, peas, cranberries, a veggie tray, and pumpkin pie with whipped cream. 

The survey also considered that many traditional Thanksgiving meals are changing and included boneless ham, Russet potatoes and frozen green beans in an expanded menu. With the three additional dishes, the overall average cost increased to $84.75.

Regional differences were also acknowledged with both versions of the Thanksgiving menu being the most affordable in the Midwest at $58.66 and $81.83, respectively. The Northeast had the most expensive averages at $64.38 for the classic menu and $88.43 for the expanded version.

The 2023 survey was calculated using 245 surveys with pricing data from all 50 states and Puerto Rico. Volunteers shopped in person and online to find the best prices without using coupons or other promotional deals, the AFBF said.

The Farm Bureau's Thanksgiving dinner survey was first conducted in 1986 and the menu has remained the same to keep price comparisons consistent.

 

ATTACHMENT EIGHT – From TIME

Turkeys Cost Less This Thanksgiving. Here’s Why

BY SOLCYRE BURGA  NOVEMBER 20, 2023 1:25 PM EST

 

The cost of your Thanksgiving turkey will be slightly lower this year, with the centerpiece of your holiday dinner table down 5.6% from the year prior, according to the American Farm Bureau Federation’s 38th annual survey

The drop in turkey prices—which rests at about $27 for a 16-pound frozen whole turkey—is due to the decrease in poultry affected by the bird flu outbreak that began in 2022. 

Farmers have been working hard to reduce the impact of the deadliest bird flu outbreak in U.S. history—which spreads through saliva, nasal secretions and feces—by implementing extra sanitation efforts and upgrading barn ventilation. Birds that are infected with the avian influenza have to be killed, causing more than 4.5 million birds to be slaughtered so far this year. That statistic is steep, but still much lower than the 58 million birds that were impacted in 2022, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.   

Experts say that they are glad to see that the number of impacted animals has reduced, but fear that the virus’s persistence through the summer signals that poultry will “likely always be at risk of the disease.” 

“The industry is definitely on really high alert,” Denise Heard, a veterinarian with the U.S. Poultry & Egg Association trade group, told the Associated Press.

The avian flu has tightened the supply of livestock despite consistent demand for chicken, eggs, and other products. That reduction certainly impacted the prices of goods last year; grade A eggs were up 138% in December 2022 compared to 2021, costing about $4.25. By contrast, a carton of a dozen, large white eggs this week are an average of $1.26, per a USDA report released Nov. 17. 

The Farm Bureau says that while food inflation and supply chain issues remain elevated, food is more affordable in the U.S. than other countries. On average, Americans are spending only 6.7% of their annual income on food, compared to our neighbors up north in Canada, who spend about 10%.

“While high food prices are a concern for every family, America still has one of the most affordable food supplies in the world. We’ve accomplished that, in part, due to strong farm bill programs,” said American Farm Bureau Federation President Zippy Duvall.

Still, this year is the second most expensive Thanksgiving meal in nearly 40 years. The Farm Bureau tracks the prices of turkey and sides, including cubed stuffing, sweet potatoes, and more, as part of its survey. The cost of most goods went down, with the exception of a veggie tray, 30-ounce can of pumpkin pie mix, sweet potatoes, and a dozen dinner rolls. They increased in price anywhere from 0.3% to 3.7%.

 

ATTACHMENT NINE – From whitehouse.gov

Remarks as Prepared for Delivery by First Lady Jill Biden at a Tea in Celebration of the Thanksgiving Season

 

Blue Room, The White House

Kierkegaard wrote: “Faith sees best in the dark.”

When the world goes our way, it’s easy to see purpose and divine love in our lives. But it’s in our darkest times, the times when we’ve run out of hope and lost our way, that we need God most.

When our son, Beau, grew sick from cancer, I taped that quote to a mirror in our house. So, every morning, Joe and I would be reminded of the power of faith.

But, when Beau died, I felt betrayed by that faith. Shattered. I couldn’t imagine a way through the darkness.

And then Joe and I visited Brookland Baptist Church in South Carolina, and Robin (Jackson) reached out her hand. And you helped me find that faith again.

Robin, in that moment, you may not have known how much it meant to me – how your light would go on to help lift my prayers.

And getting to know you and Candace and your whole family has been so special. Thank you for sharing so much of your love with me.

We all go through darkness at some point in our lives – perhaps some of you are even in it now. And I hope you have someone to help you find that light that can never be extinguished.

I know each of you has given that gift to so many in your communities.

You lift us when we’re weak. Extend a hand when we’re alone. Repair us when we’re broken. Help us rise when we’ve fallen.

For Joe and me, your faith helped carry us forward through our darkest days. And that faith has stayed with us, has nourished us, has strengthened us.

So, I want to thank you. For gratitude too is an act of faith.

As Paul wrote: “In the midst of everything give thanks.”

Joe and I are forever grateful for all you’ve done for us, for your communities, and for this nation.

And I know you spend so much time helping others, healing them, listening to their troubles. But today, in this season of thanks, I wanted to sit with you and hear what’s going on in your lives.

So, I asked Robin to bring this group together, so I could learn what’s on your minds – and on your hearts. And I hope we can share and learn and grow together.

 

 

ATTACHMENT TEN – From Whitehouse.gov

X01Remarks by President Biden at Pardoning of the National Turkey

 

11:41 A.M. EST

THE PRESIDENT:  Before I begin, I’m going to ask for a vote: Do I free the turkeys today?

AUDIENCE:  Yes!

THE PRESIDENT:  Anyway, good to see you all.  If you have a seat, please take it. 

It’s great to see you all.  It’s a good morning.  I’m honored to welcome — welcome to the biggest edition of this wonderful White House Thanksgiving tradition.  And it really (is).

We’ve got a lot of special guests here today: children and families from my staff and Cabinet.  Where are y’all?  Sta- –holler.  (Applause.)  There you go.  All right.

Students from Washington Eliot-Hine Middle School.  (Applause.)

AUDIENCE MEMBER:  Happy birthday!

THE PRESIDENT:  Well, thank you very much. 

Jill and I met them during the back-to-school visit.  I’m glad you remembered us.  Thank you. 

AUDIENCE MEMBER:  (Inaudible.)

THE PRESIDENT:  (Laughs.)  I remember.

And Future Farmers of America — (applause); leaders of 4-H Councils — (applause); and leaders across the agriculture community. 

I just want you to know, everyone here, we’re excited to have our honored guests with us today: Liberty and Bell.  (Applause.)  This is their day.

And thanks to the Chairman of the National Turkey Federation Steve Lykken — Steve and your entire family — I met — got to meet the entire family.  And, by the way, I — it’s my birthday today, and they can — actually sang “Birthday” to me.  (Applause.)

I just want you to know, it’s difficult turning 60.  (Laughter.)  Difficult.  (Laughs.)

His entire family raised these birds on their family farm in Minnesota.  And, Steve, you are — you’re grateful to — we’re grateful to your entire family.  You have a beautiful family.  Thank you very much.

God, they’re big.  See, I’m used to chickens in Delaware.  (Laughter.)  We got — we got a $4 billion industry in chickens, but there’s no chicken that big, man.  I tell you.

Just a few weeks ago, I visited another family farm in Minnesota where we talked about the pride of small towns and communities — rural communities — the pride that people have being able to know they can stay there and continue to keep their farms — and how, because of the investments we’re making, we’re restoring hope and opportunity so family farms can stay in the family and children don’t have to leave home if they wish to stay and make a living on the farm.

Look, it matters.

And thanks to all of the families across America — who feed and fuel our nation and the world, I might add.  (Applause.)  Yeah, the world.

The national turkey presentation is — and pardon marks the unofficial start of the holiday season where, here in Washington — a time to share joy and gratitude and have a little bit of fun.

This is the 76th anniversary of this event.  And I want you to know I wasn’t there at the first one.  (Laughter.)  I was too young to make it up.  (Laughs.) 

One thing I want to make clear that was not clear then — you know, even though Liberty and Bell are from Minnesota, they’re named for a famous Liberty Bell in Philadelphia in Pennsylvania.

These birds have a new appreciation for the word “Let Freedom Ring.”  (Laughter.)

So, I’m told by the Turkey Federation of Liberty Bell — and Liberty and Bell, they love Honeycrisp apples — (applause) — not bad, huh?; ice hockey — I sure in hell would like to see them play ice hockey; 1,000 [10,000] Lakes; and the Mall of America.  (Applause.) 

Now, just to get here, Liberty and Bell had to beat some tough odds — the competition.  They had to work hard, show patience, and be willing to travel over a thousand miles.

You could say even it’s harder than getting a — a ticket to the Renaissance Tour or — or — Brit- — Britney’s [Taylor’s] tour.  She’s down in — it’s kind of warm in Brazil right now.

Look, folks, based on their commitment to being productive members of society, as they head to their new home at the University of Minnesota, I —

Are you going to bring them on up or do I do it there?  That’s a big bird, man.  (Laughter.)  I’m impressed. 

I hereby pardon Liberty and Bell.  (Applause.)  All right.

Congratulations, birds.  Congratulations.

Look, now let me conclude, on a serious note, about why we have Thanksgiving in the first place: to remind ourselves — and we sometimes forget this — how we have so much to be thankful for as a nation.

This week, we’ll gather with the people we love and the traditions that each of us have built up in our own families.

We’ll also think about the loved ones we’ve lost — including just yesterday when we lost former First Lady Rosalynn Carter, who walked her own path, inspiring a nation and the world along the way.

And let us remind ourselves that we are blessed to live in the greatest nation on this face of the Earth.  (Applause.)

That’s what I see when I travel America.  I’ve met so many incredible people who do such extraordinary things — including, just yesterday, Jill and I visited the largest naval station in the world, Norfolk Naval Station in Virginia, to serve what they call “Friendsgiving” — a Thanksgiving meal — to a thousand servicemen and their families.  We owe them.  We owe them big.

And to days ahead, our families and friends travel and come together to celebrate Thanksgiving, we can all give thanks to the gift that is our nation.

And let’s remember: We are the United States of America, and there is nothing — nothing, nothing — I mean this sincerely — nothing beyond our capacity when we work together.  We’ve never come out of a situation, a bad circumstance not — without being better off when we come through it.  And this is always who we are as Americans.

So, Happy Thanksgiving.  God bless you all.  And may God protect our troops.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.  (Applause.)

(The President departs the podium and greets audience members.)

Q    Mr. President, is a hostage deal near?  Sir, is a hostage deal near?  Mr. President, is a hostage deal near?

THE PRESIDENT:  I believe so, but I’m not prepared to talk to you —

Q    You believe so?

THE PRESIDENT:  Yes! 

Q    Thank you.
(The President crosses his fingers.)

11:48 A.M. EST

 

 

ATTACHMENT ELEVEN – From the ASSOCIATED PRESS

BY WILL WEISSERT Updated 6:26 PM EST, November 19, 2023

 

NORFOLK, Va. (AP) — President Joe Biden visited naval installations in Virginia on Sunday to kick off the Thanksgiving holiday week, introducing an early screening of the upcoming movie “Wonka” and sharing a “friendsgiving” meal with service members and their relatives.

Biden also paid tribute Sunday to former first lady Rosalynn Carter, who died Sunday, and to President Jimmy Carter. “They brought so much grace to the office,” Biden said.

The president and first lady Jill Biden headed to a packed auditorium at Naval Support Activity Hampton Roads to introduce the new film centered around the early life of Roald Dahl’s fictional eccentric chocolatier, Willy Wonka. It will be officially released Dec. 15.

He joked to the many youngsters in the crowd: “I like kids more than adults” and added “I wish I could stay and watch Wonka with you.”

Instead, the Bidens helped serve dinner with service members from the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower and the USS Gerald R. Ford at Norfolk Naval Station, the largest installation of its kind in the world, along with their families.

“You literally are the backbone, the spine, the spine of this nation,” the president said. “Only 1% of you, that’s all, that protects the 99% of us.”

The event featured around 400 service members and their relatives seated in folding chairs and around wooden, circular tables inside a concrete-floored hanger that included three display Blackhawk helicopters, a towering American flag and a screen with the image of the White House surrounded by falling leaves and the words “Happy Thanksgiving.”

“I mean from the bottom of my heart,” the president said. “Family members, you are the heart of this operation.” He said he would be passing out dressing and joked, “If you don’t like dressing, just come up and pretend you do and say hi to me.’’

 

But the president actually served up mashed potatoes while attendees lined up for the buffet-style meal. Jill Biden spooned out sweet potato casserole to attendees. They stood on either side of Chef Robert Irvine, whose foundation helped organize the meal, and both chatted up those going through the line, which included a lot of children.

At one point, a child asked Jill Biden something. She laughed and served a portion of casserole that contained all marshmallows, forgoing any sweet potatoes.

The menu also featured slow-roasted bourbon-brined turkey topped with giblet gravy and cranberry-orange compote, maple-mustard glazed spiral-cut smoked ham, brioche-cornbread stuffing, candied walnuts, roasted garlic and crème fraiche, and a toasted espresso mascarpone Chantilly cream.

As the event was wrapping up, attendees presented Biden with a birthday cake. He turns 81 on Monday.

Meanwhile, Biden’s 2024 Republican rival Donald Trump was scheduled for a military visit Sunday in Texas. The former president, who has a commanding early lead in the 2024 GOP primary, was in Edinburg after serving meals to National Guard soldiers, troopers and others who will be stationed at the U.S.-Mexico border over Thanksgiving.

Trump is promoting hard-line immigration proposals he argues will better secure the border. He and top Republicans have long criticized the Biden administration for failing to do more to crackdown on people entering the United States illegally.

For the Bidens, offering support to the nation’s military has a personal connection. Their son Beau served in Iraq as a member of the Delaware National Guard. He died of brain cancer in 2015 at the age of 46, when Joe Biden was vice president.

Jill Biden talked about Beau’s deployment at the Wonka event, telling the crowd: “I know there are many here who miss their mom or dad or spouse.”

“While nothing can make up for that empty chair at the table, for us, the kindness of our community and finding moments of joy helps make it a little bit easier,” she said.

As he prepared to celebrate with the troops at home, the war between Israel and Hamas and the fate of hostages, including Americans, being held by the militants in Gaza, were front and center for the president. A reporter asked Biden upon his arrival in Norfolk when more hostages might go free, to which he replied, “I’m not in a position to tell you that” and added, “I want to make sure they’re out and then I’ll tell you.”

The Bidens learned of Rosalynn Carter’s death during their visit, announcing her passing just before serving the friendsgiving meal. Jill Biden asked diners to “include the Carter family in your prayers” during the holiday season. Carter, she said, “was well-known for her efforts on mental health and caregiving and women’s rights.”

Biden, speaking to reporters as he was boarding Air Force One to leave Norfolk, described the Carters as a couple of grace and integrity, and praised Jimmy Carter as a person who worked as hard for others after he left the White House as he did in office.

“Imagine, they were together for 77 years,” he added. “God bless them.”

Biden also talked at the dinner with service members about watching Beau Biden’s children while he was deployed, but then appeared too overcome with emotion to continue and said, “I don’t want to talk about this.” The sadness was fleeting. A moment later he lightheartedly bent down and joked with a 6-year-old, saying “What are you, 17?”

“Happy, happy Thanksgiving,” Biden said. “May God love you all.”

 

Friendsgiving with the military has become a tradition for the Bidens. Last year, they dished out mashed potatoes and other sides as part of the buffet-style meal in Cherry Point, North Carolina, home to more than 9,000 military personnel and roughly 8,000 military family members.

In 2021, the Bidens visited the Army’s Fort Bragg in North Carolina for an early Thanksgiving meal in a hangar for about 250 service members and their families. Troops got chocolate chip cookies bearing the presidential seal.

The president and first lady plan to spend this Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a Massachusetts island.

 

 

ATTACHMENT TWELVE – From PINK NEWS

Joe Biden mixes up Britney Spears and Taylor Swift in awkward Thanksgiving speech

ByAli Condon

 

Joe Biden accidentally mixed up Britney Spears and Taylor Swift. (Getty Images/White House)

President Joe Biden may have accidentally just ticked off Swifties, after mixing Taylor Swift up with Britney Spears during an annual White House Thanksgiving ceremony.

Biden stood before a host of reporters on Monday (20 November) – which just so happened to be his 81st birthday – and pardoned two turkeys named Liberty and Bell as part of a longstanding presidential tradition to mark Thanksgiving week.

While speaking at the pardoning ceremony, Biden tried to offer up some relatable pop culture commentary, but it backfired spectacularly when he mixed up two of the world’s most famous pop stars.

Taylor Swift is on tour. Britney Spears is not. (BudaMendes/TAS23/Getty Images for TAS Rights Management)

The president’s joke was that the competition to be chosen as this year’s turkey was just as fierce as the competition to get tickets to Beyoncé’s Renaissance World Tour or Taylor Swift’s ongoing Eras World Tour.

All going well, he would then have made reference to Swift’s latest gig in Rio de Janeiro, which had to be postponed due to sweltering temperatures.

That’s not exactly what Biden got out when it came down to the crunch.

The president told reporters: Just to get here, Liberty and Bell had to beat some tough odds and competition. They had to work hard, show patience, and be willing to travel over 1,000 miles.

“You could say this is even harder than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour, or, or, or for Britney’s tour. It’s kind of warm in Brazil right now.”

The thought was there. The execution was not.

Not only is Britney Spears not on tour, but neither is Beyoncé. Her Renaissance tour finished in October.

Taylor Swift is, however, on tour, and currently in the middle of an international leg. The “Shake It Off” singer had to postpone a gig on Saturday (18 November) in Rio de Janeiro, due to extreme heat levels.

The day prior, a 23-year-old fan had sadly died at Swift’s opening show in the Brazilian city.

Of course, once Britney, Taylor, and Beyoncé fans caught wind of Biden’s mix-up, his harmless mistake quickly went viral online.

Some were shocked, if not a little horrified, that Biden – who, in fairness, likely has more important things on his mind these days – could have possibly mixed up Swift and Spears.

“Joe Biden mixing up Taylor Swift and Britney Spears is unreal,” tweeted one person who caught a clip of the speech.

“What do you mean Joe Biden accidentally said Britney Spears instead of Taylor?” asked a second.

And a third teased. “ENOUGH! We as a country need to deplatform Joe Biden for this unacceptable mistake. I am literally shaking as I write this. Britney, I am so sorry.”

Others were a little bit more forgiving of Biden’s mix-up.

“To be fair, everyone’s brain is like this the week of Thanksgiving,” reasoned one viewer.

“In Joe Biden’s defense, it actually would be pretty hard to get tickets if Britney Spears went on a renaissance tour,” noted a second.

“I guess Joe Biden confused Taylor Swift to Britney Spears.  Poor guy, lol but hey they are both badass powerful women,” a third pointed out.

The White House has not issued a comment on Biden muddling up the pop idols, which comes as some voters express concerns about the president’s age ahead of next year’s election.

 

 

 

ATTACHMENT THIRTEEN – From GOV.TEXAS.GOV

Governor Abbott, President Trump Serve Thanksgiving Meals To Operation Lone Star Service Members In Edinburg

November 19, 2023 | Austin, Texas

Governor Greg Abbott and the 45th President of the United States Donald J. Trump today thanked and served meals to over 240 Texas National Guard soldiers, Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) troopers, and other service members stationed on the border over Thanksgiving for Operation Lone Star (OLS) in Edinburg. 

“Texas is forever grateful for our brave service members who work day and night to protect and defend our state and our nation,” said Governor Abbott. “I am proud to be with President Trump here today to thank the thousands of Texas National Guard soldiers and DPS troopers who are stationed along the border for Operation Lone Star to respond to President Biden’s border crisis. This Thanksgiving as they are away from their families and loved ones, may we remember the sacrifices these brave men and women in uniform make every day to ensure the safety and security of all Texans and Americans.”

The Governor and President Trump were joined by DPS Director Steve McCraw, Adjutant General of Texas Major General Thomas Suelzer, Texas Division of Emergency Management Chief Nim Kidd, DPS Officers Association President Richard L. Jankovsky, Texas Border Czar Banks, and National Border Patrol Council President Brandon Judd in thanking OLS service members for their tireless work and around-the-clock efforts to secure the border and keep Texans—and Americans—safe.

Prior to serving meals with President Trump, Governor Abbott received a briefing on OLS vehicles and border security assets Texas deployed to stem the flood of illegal immigration, deadly drugs like fentanyl, and dangerous weapons pouring into Texas from Mexico.

 

ATTACHMENT FOURTEEN – From NEWSWEEK

Donald Trump Complains No Thanksgiving Dinner Was Left For Him at Event

By Giulia Carbonaro Nov 20, 2023 at 8:21 AM EST

 

Donald Trump complained on his social media platform Truth Social that there was no food left for him at a Thanksgiving luncheon for Texas state patrol officers he attended this weekend.

While visiting Texas on Sunday and meeting with Republican Governor Greg Abbott, who endorsed his run for president in 2024, the former president delivered meals to law enforcement and Border Patrol officers who will be stationed at the border during the Thanksgiving holiday.

"It was my Great Honor to serve Thanksgiving meals to law enforcement and troops who will be stationed at the Southern Border during the Thanksgiving holiday this week," the former president wrote on Sunday on Truth Social, sharing a clip that showed him serving food to Texas National Guard soldiers and Texas Department of Public Safety troopers and others at the event in Edinburg and shaking their hands.

"On behalf of all Americans, THANK YOU for your service and dedication," he added. In another post, Trump wrote about having had "a great afternoon" at the luncheon, saying he appreciates Border Patrol officers "even more."

In a video of Trump addressing the crowd at the event after the luncheon, the former president can be heard jokingly complaining that there was no food left for him after he finished serving the officers.

"The food looked very good. I wanted to have some, but they didn't have any for me. They had none left. That's not good. That's my kind of food too," he said as aired on RSBN and shared on X, formerly Twitter, by journalist Ron Filipkowski of MeidasTouch.

Newsweek reached out to Trump's 2024 campaign for comment by email on Monday.

After the meals were served, Abbott gave his endorsement to Trump in his bid for president less than two months before the Republican primaries begin. The former president is currently the front-runner in the GOP race, with a huge margin ahead of his rivals. As of November 19, Trump had 59.2 percent of the Republican primary vote, according to FiveThirtyEight.

"We need a president who is going to secure the border," Abbott said. "We need a president who is going to restore law and order in the United States of America, not letting these criminals run ransack over the stores that you see images of almost nightly.

"We need a president who's going to restore world peace as opposed to this outbreak of warfare under Joe Biden. We need Donald J. Trump back as our president of the United States of America."

In his speech endorsing Trump, Abbott praised the former president's approach to the U.S.-Mexico border, including the building of a wall and the introduction of Title 42.

"Gov. Abbott recognizes that no president has done more than Donald Trump to secure our border," read a statement shared by Trump's campaign following the event.

 

ATTACHMENT FIFTEEN – From the Palm Beach Post

Trump split screen Thanksgiving greetings rip "Radical Left," laud military, first responders

Not to be outdone, President Biden's campaign issued what it called "Your Handy Guide for Responding To Crazy MAGA Nonsense This Thanksgiving."

By Antonio Fins

 

Former President Trump issued a split screen of Happy Thanksgiving wishes this morning in which he first bitterly lashed out at prosecutors and then extolled the U.S. armed forces, ICE, border patrol and first responders.

And President Joe Biden's re-election campaign issued what it called "Your Handy Guide for Responding To Crazy MAGA Nonsense This Thanksgiving."

In a post on Truth Social, Trump extended an angry rendering of holiday wishes to the "Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats & RINOS" he said are "seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY."

Here is the full statement:

Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia “Peekaboo” James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a “Psycho,” Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a “tiny” Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the “Bench” & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; & all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY. Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Then, later on Thursday morning, he issued a video in which he thanked the U.S. military and law enforcement agencies. He said:

"I want to wish everyone a very happy Thanksgiving. Today as we gather with our loved ones we give thanks to almighty God for his many blessings, including our families, our friends, our neighbors and this extraordinary country that we all call home. I also want to send our deep gratitude to all of the patriots serving our nation in uniform this Thanksgiving, including the members of the U.S. armed forces, the heroes of border patrol and law enforcement, ICE, and everybody that works so hard to preserve our system and our country, and working to defend our southern border, and our police and first responders in communities all across America. This is a difficult time for our country. But do not lose heart or lose hope because by the time we celebrate next Thanksgiving our nation will be well on its way to being stronger, safer, more prosperous and greater than ever before. Once again, happy Thanksgiving and God bless you all."

Somebody told him that soldiers... even those deployed overseas... can vote.

"But as folks prepare for Thanksgiving, many of us are dreading running into that family member who insists on talking politics during dinner," the campaign said in a statement. "Don’t worry. We got you."

The Biden campaign retaliated by counting off the "historic accomplishments" that have delivered "more for the American people in two years than any president in a generation." They include:  

·         Nearly 14 million jobs created, including 800,000 manufacturing jobs.

·         CHIPS and Science Act: manufacturing boom.

·         More new small business filings in the first two years than ever before.

·         Beat Big Pharma: Lowering prescription drug costs – capped insulin at $35 for seniors.

·         Bipartisan Infrastructure Law: New roads, bridges, expanding internet access. 

·         First major gun safety law in 30 years.

·         PACT Act: Supporting our veterans.

·         Restoring American Leadership on the World Stage: supporting Ukraine, strengthening NATO, standing up to Putin and China, and providing strong and steady leadership in the Middle East during the tragic terrorist attack in Israel and its aftermath. 

 

ATTACHMENT SIXTEEN – From WASHTIMES

Trump’s Thanksgiving message attacks Judge Engoron, New York attorney general and ‘radical left’

By Mallory Wilson - The Washington Times - Thursday, November 23, 2023

Former President Donald Trump offered up a happy Thanksgiving message on his social media platform Thursday with some added dishes.

“Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia ‘Peekaboo’ James, who has let Murder & Violence Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating judge, a ‘Psycho,’ Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a ‘tiny’ Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the ‘Bench’ & tell him what to do,” he posted on Truth Social.

Mr. Trump went on to bash President Biden, saying he “weaponized his Department of Injustice.”

He extended his holiday greetings to “all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.”

“Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!”

 

 

ATTACHMENT SEVENTEEN – From NBC

Donald Trump's Thanksgiving Dinner Featured 24 Dishes

Turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie were just the beginning as President-elect Donald Trump dined with his family at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.

By Jason Cumming Nov. 25, 2016, 5:32 AM EST / Updated Nov. 25, 2016, 6:03 AM EST

 

You thought you ate a lot for Thanksgiving?

Turkey, stuffing and pumpkin pie were just the beginning as President-elect Donald Trump dined with his family at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.

Their festive feast included six choices of main courses and eight different desserts — including "three-layer Trump chocolate cake."

Here's what else was on the soon-to-be first family's menu.

Mar-a-Lago Chilled Seafood Display

Large Florida Stone Crabs

Oysters on the Half Shell

Jumbo Shrimp

Middle Neck Clams

From the Garden

Mr. Trump’s Wedge Salad

Farm-Fresh Deviled Eggs

Roasted Vegetable Cous Cous Salad

Ahi Tuna Martinis

House Made Soup Selections

Maine Lobster Bisque

Local Vegetable Minestrone Soup

Savory Sensations

Oven-Roasted Turkey, Traditional Stuffing, Sweet Mashed Potatoes, House Made Gravy

Herb-Marinated Beef Tenderloin, Steamed Vegetables, Whipped Potatoes, Warm Popovers, Horseradish Cream

Chef-Carved Leg of Lamb, Grilled Pita and Tzatziki Sauce

Pan-Seared Chilean Sea Bass, Curried Vegetables, Coconut Shellfish Broth

Red Wine-Braised Short Ribs, Herb Roasted Potatoes, Natural Braising Jus

Grilled Diver Scallops, Roasted Vegetable Ratatouille

Sweet Sensations

Three-Layer Trump Chocolate Cake

Pumpkin Pie

Toasted Coconut Cake

Chocolate Eclairs

Pecan Pie

Warm Chocolate Brownie Pockets

Creamy Key Lime Pie

Hot Apple Crisp

NBC News reported Wednesday that the family's Florida Thanksgiving was guarded by a contingent of at least 150 Secret Service personnel. A Homeland Security official told NBC News that the cost to the taxpayer of that operation alone would reach $7 million.

Trump's security is currently running at than $2 million a day, according to internal Homeland Security and Secret Service documents reviewed by NBC News. That number that is sure to increase whenever the president or the first lady travels — or when the threat level rises.

The New York Police Department is already handling external security at Trump Tower, the president-elect's Manhattan home base, at an estimated cost of $1 million per day.

 

ATTACHMENT EIGHTEEN – From QUEERTY

George Santos’ Thanksgiving plans spark backlash on social media

By David Hudson November 23, 2023 at 8:11am · 

 

A tweet from George Santos, in which he talked about feeling vulnerable and emotional at Thanksgiving, has prompted a brutal reaction online.

The scandal-hit gay congressman from New York said yesterday on X: “During the holidays I get emotional.

“I miss my family being together around the dinner table to celebrate the festivities with our loved ones. As we get older we brake [sic] off and start our own tradition leading us in separate directions,” Santos said.

“This year I’ve decided I want to give back and go serve the less fortunate and show them there is still love in the world. We have allowed to [sic] much to divide us as a nation, let’s overcome that by finding more ways to unite us.”

Santos did not offer any more details about how he plans to help the needy. He did not use his platform to highlight any particular nonprofits.

Thanksgiving can definitely be tough for some people and not everyone has family – biological or chosen – to share it with. It’s also applaudable that anyone should want to do charitable work over the holidays.

However… this is George Santos we’re talking about. And the reaction online was, well, somewhat skeptical.

However… this is George Santos we’re talking about. And the reaction online was, well, somewhat skeptical.

Santos is facing 23 federal charges relating to wire fraud, money laundering, and using credit card donations for personal gain. He denies the charges.

His House colleagues referred him to the Ethics Committee earlier this year. Last week it issued a damning, 56-page summary which many believe will prompt another attempt by lawmakers to get him ejected from Congress after the Thanksgiving break.

The committee’s findings include numerous expenses not filed with the Federal Election Commission. These included money spent on Botox, spa stays, and OnlyFans subscriptions. Several expenses were racked up in Las Vegas at a time when Santos told his staff he was on honeymoon. Another $6,000 went on Ferragamo products.

Santos has already said he does not plan to run again for re-election in 2024.

 

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still_onthemark

The first time his mother died, it was soooo sad! The second and third times his mother died, not so sad!

November 23, 2023 at 9:11am 

abfab

He’s a TROLL. He reminds us all of the dozen or so who hang out here spewing right wing bullshit/propaganda and fox news hysteria.

THIS WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK ON OUR HOMELAND THANK YOU JOE BIDEN LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

”We report. You decide”

November 23, 2023 at 10:11am

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Diplomat

Abf,

The only difference tween you and Santos is you’re naked in a dark raincoat and hat ready for the next woman on a barely lit street corner.

November 23, 2023 at 7:11pm

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abfab

Even more evidence of your immaturity, dip.

November 24, 2023 at 10:11am

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Ronbo

abfab does seem to have lost the script yet again. He/she/it is screaming posts in all caps rather than focusing on reality. abfab, if you truly wish to improve our reality, stop providing ignorant hate and ammo.

We can’t ask friends and family to come to Queerty to experience reasoned thinking when all you do is hate and oppose common sense ways to help integrate our perspective into the community.

No one wants or appreciates your hateful presence. Take a break from hate and maybe you’ll begin to understand the value of love, compassion and acceptance.

November 24, 2023 at 11:11am

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abfab

Oh how horrible for your Fox and Friends and Family not being able to come here. Whatever, Nancy. You are full-on hyerbolic. Go have some leftovers and quit whining.

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COTTONTOP

abfab can stay, Ronbo and Diplomat can go

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whereshouldistart

Maybe he’s going to give homeless people all those Sephora products and free botox injections while he picks their pockets for the dimes and quarters they’re hiding.

November 23, 2023 at 10:11am Log in to Reply

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abfab

And she will have her very own Only Fans website! For all of you little gay TROLLS to enjoy!

Donate and spend generoulsy with thiis charity case!!! Ew.

November 23, 2023 at 10:11am

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Ronbo

abfab, take a break from your self-reflective and self-destructive hate. Seems you’ve been mislead; try love, understanding and compassion. Kicking dogs and torturing cats seems your next move. No one wants that.

Everyone reading Queerty is aware that Santos, like you, has serious mental issues with truth and veracity. Sexualizing Santos is your cross to bear, ewwww. and ewwww – a twofer dry heave.

November 24, 2023 at 11:11am

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abfab

Actually Rambo, not everyone is aware that Santos has mental issues. And now even you are another borderline case. Sexualizing? You’re pretty twisted. And still boring.

November 24, 2023 at 11:11am

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Ronbo

Abfab thinks our community are idiots. Please stop your arrogant and egotistical rampage.

Your insults are disrespectful and revealing.

November 24, 2023 at 12:11pm

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abfab

Um, just some of you are idiots. Not ”our community”. Those are your words.

If you have a moment, calculate the percentages. Republicans and other religious lunatics -v- progressives, which is most of ”our community”. You lose.

November 24, 2023 at 12:11pm

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barryaksarben

I dont ask friends and family to come to query as mine dont need to learn that I am a valuable part of their family they already know and that informs them to know the republicans are monsters at this point in time. I come here to hear from other gay men what our plans on taking people like this lying pos on and how to rid the nation of them getting any power over the rest of us. I had my brother who is a marine who asked my thoughts on gays in the military “conduct Un becoming ” to get the entire history of gays in our nations fighting forces and the persecution of them. What we need is to come and stay together and not let their right wing propaganda alter our community one bit.

November 24, 2023 at 12:11pm

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Diplomat

I can’t remember encountering anyone who so perfectly farts out their mouths like Santos and Abcess. Pretty much everything they say stinks to high heaven.

A true art form to say the least.

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dbmcvey

And yet, Diplo supports the party that Santos belongs to. What a hypocrite.

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abfab

And she knows her smells.

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Diplomat

Abs / db,

There’s progressive (me) there’s conservative and then there’s psychotic (you), where you two fit. Dems and Rs alike aren’t putting up with your Trans psycho shtick. Get used to losing, oh that’s right, you’ve always lost. That’s why you’re always so cranky.
Too bad you’re destroying the T youth with your pathetically unruly Trumpian ways. Got another plan to streak the White House w your fake tits? You’re more R than you’re willing to admit.

Now: one, two, three, look into the camera screaming your mantra. GO!: “I am a woman!!!”

No, you’re dickaphobes. When you own your dicks you’ll stop screaming like 9 year old girls. Good luck.

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Brian

The performative religiousness of the Republican Party is so disgusting. This is like the old “thoughts and prayers” line. In what way is he going to “serve the less fortunate”? Knowing this man’s lying past, it seems much more likely that he tried to think of a line that would *sound* good — even if it’s not true. He wants us all to think that he’s doing good work, but he won’t even say what that good work is. It’s just an advertising gimmick!

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abfab

I can hear Melaynnia’s ornaments now! Twinkling on the tree! He could learn from her.

The Trump Family and the Republican Party is one huge advertising gimmick. And the great unwashed still can’t get enough.

November 23, 2023 at 10:11am

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barryaksarben

exactly they are no more religious than Putin. they are liars and monsters like this pos. HE may very well have mental issues but I dont give a shit when he is harming others with his derangement. You can be conservative as long as you are not hurting others with your beliefs, SIMPLE as F**. This PUKE is harming people so no coddling him. how many people has he hurt stealing and lying to them. so he is emotional, well if he wasnt lying to everyone he might garner sympathy instead of vitriol

November 24, 2023 at 12:11pm

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Kangol2

He’s already shown he’d rob the “less fortunate” blind if no one is looking. Don’t forget his felony behavior in Brazil and his scamming in New York City. Kitara Ravache Santos is about as corrupt and venal as they come, but she’s also deranged, so in her case the serious issues fit like a glove. Just keep her away from checkbooks/bank accounts/campaign funds/Venmo/Cashapp/Paypal, etc.!

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abfab

And the HOMO DEPOT, snow shovel department, aisle 5.

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COTTONTOP

The only person I can see him serving is himself.

 

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ATTACHMENT TWENTY – From SAN DIEGO JEWISH WORLD

Satire: Avoiding Arguments about the Israel-Hamas War at Thanksgiving Dinners

By Laurie Baron November 21, 2023 / 

 

SAN DIEGO — Thanksgiving brings families together, but arguments about current events break them up.  This year Jewish families will face this combustible situation as relatives sympathetic with the plight of Gazan civilians come face to face with their Stand With Us kin.  Here are some suggestions to avoid the meal from being ruined by such confrontations.

Tell your guests ahead of time not to wear either blue and white clothing or red, green, and black clothing.  Confiscate their political buttons and symbolic tied ribbons at the door.  Make sure all newspapers and magazines have been stored away where no one can find them, even in the bathroom where some of them will demand something to read after they stuff themselves at dinner.

Don’t start dinner by recounting the story of the first Thanksgiving.  Your guests are bound to identity the Pilgrims with the Israelis and the native Americans with the Palestinians.

Resist the temptation to sing America the Beautiful to show how grateful you are to live in the United States.  The moment you utter the lyrics from “sea to shining sea,” someone is going to substitute “from the river to the sea,” for that verse instantly triggering a quarrel.

When you bring out the turkey to the dinner table, don’t call it a Turkey because Turkish President Erdogan has condemned Israel’s conduct of the war and funds Hamas. You can preempt the possibility by serving tofurkey which may have the unintended consequence of making everyone but the vegans more belligerent.

If there are college students among your guests, don’t ask how things are going on their campus.

If you invite Evangelical friends to dinner, don’t ask them about the war because they may praise it as heralding the Last Judgement when dead and living Jews will accept Christ as the Messiah and return to Israel.  Don’t ask them to bring something for the meal.  Unaware of kashrut laws, they might give you a baked candied ham telling you that at their Thanksgiving dinners they “always eat ham as the second meat.”  Your Jewish relatives, no matter their politics, will fixate on the words “ham as” and go ballistic.

After dinner, when you watch football games, keep the remote in your hand so you can quickly mute any news breaks and fast forward through them. If people want to watch a movie, set up one room with a DVD of Exodus and another with the documentary series Al Nakba. Better yet have everyone watch Singing in the Rain.

 

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY ONEFrom Delish.com

The Dark Truth Behind The Origins Of Thanksgiving

The real story isn't what you learned in school.

BY KRISTIN SALAKYUPDATED: OCT 30, 2023 1:30 PM EST

Most Americans are taught the same story about Thanksgiving—that Pilgrims sat together with Native Americans to share a meal and thank them for helping with a successful first harvest. Bonus points if the story you learned also includes an appearance from Squanto or a lesson in fertilizing crops with fish. But most popular retellings of the first Thanksgiving have been proven to be riddled with mistruths. While you may know that on some level, what's not often discussed is the truth about the holiday's history and the effect it has on many Native Americans.

So consider this just that—an updated history lesson. Learn why some people choose not to celebrate Thanksgiving and how you can support Native people during the holiday season and beyond.

OK, So What's The Real Story Behind Thanksgiving?

You probably have some vague idea that the Thanksgiving holiday is not quite the rosy picture you read about in school, but the "real origins" of the holiday are not clear cut either. We'll give you the best glimpse at what we know, but note: There is a lot of information to digest about this issue and a few supposed origins of the holiday—some of them conflicting. This is the most commonly researched and reported story.

According to The New York Times, the Mayflower did, in fact, bring settlers from England to land which they colonized and renamed Plymouth, MA. In 1621, those Pilgrims did hold a three-day feast, which was attended by members of the Wampanoag tribe. However, typically, when these settlers had what they referred to as "thanksgiving" observances, they actually fasted. So this feast and celebration was known as a "rejoicing," according to The New Yorker. With that in mind, this meal actually being viewed as the "first Thanksgiving" is up for debate with experts.

Though there might have been turkey or some other type of poultry served, there was no pie or mashed potatoes, as we have today. They would have probably had seafood, as well as a Wampanoag dish called nasaump, a porridge made of cornmeal, which the settlers had adopted.

As The Smithsonian points out, discussions of this event are often centered around the settlers, but Native Americans had been on the land for centuries before, and the story from their perspective obviously far predates this feast. When Europeans began coming to what is now known as the United States about four years before the Mayflower arrived, they carried foreign illnesses which killed Native people at exceedingly high rates. That then made it easier for colonizers to take over these lands. There's also the fact that settlers came to the land to kidnap and sell Native Americans into slavery.

The newly settled Europeans also did not invite the Native Americans to their feast. Ousamequin, leader of the Wampanoag Tribe, had declared an alliance with the settlers, and members of the tribe were showing up to honor a mutual-defense pact; they'd heard the Pilgrims shooting their guns in celebration and thought they were in combat. After some talk, they decided to spend three days together and join the feast—but this type of coming together did not become a warm, fuzzy tradition as you may have been taught in school.

From then on, Pilgrims celebrated "thanksgivings" in their traditional way of fasting and praying, according to the The New Yorker. Several times this happened because of the massacres of Native people, including in 1637 when Massachusetts Colony Governor John Winthrop declared a day of thanksgiving after volunteers murdered 700 Pequot people. This incident is also often cited as the first official mention of a "thanksgiving" ceremony, and is another commonly cited origin story for the Thanksgiving we know today.

Various dates of the modern-day Thanksgiving holiday had been declared since then and were celebrated by individual states, but it wasn't until 1863 when President Abraham Lincoln declared the last Thursday in November as a day of Thanksgiving, and the holiday as we know it stuck.

Why Is Thanksgiving Still Controversial?

The atrocities against Native Americans did not end with the diseases or massacres mentioned above, so seeing people celebrating the "positive" myth around Thanksgiving can be frustrating and painful for many, especially Indigenous people. Combine that with the fact that some non-Natives choose to dress up in things like headdresses in "honor" of Thanksgiving, which many see as a mockery of sacred dress.

 

However, like all groups, Native Americans are not a monolith and have different perspectives on Thanksgiving. For example, some tribes view the holiday as a national day of mourning (shown above); they see it as the day settlers came to their land, spurring decades of violence and mistreatment.

"Thanksgiving day is a reminder of the genocide of millions of Native people, the theft of Native lands, and the relentless assault on Native culture," says the United American Indians of New England. They've marked the occasion as a day of mourning for 48 years, according to Native Hope. "Participants in National Day of Mourning honor Native ancestors and the struggles of Native peoples to survive today. It is a day of remembrance and spiritual connection as well as a protest of the racism and oppression which Native Americans continue to experience.”

Other people, like Sean Sherman, founder and CEO of The Sioux Chef and the author of The Sioux Chef’s Indigenous Kitchen, may also have complicated and painful feelings about the holiday, but are offering up new ways to observe it. He said the following in a piece for Time Magazine, which you should absolutely read in full:

"The thing is, we do not need the poisonous 'pilgrims and Indians' narrative. We do not need that illusion of past unity to actually unite people today. Instead, we can focus simply on values that apply to everybody: togetherness, generosity and gratitude. And we can make the day about what everybody wants to talk and think about anyway: the food.

People may not realize it, but what every person in this country shares, and the very history of this nation, has been in front of us the whole time. Most of our Thanksgiving recipes are made with indigenous foods: turkey, corn, beans, pumpkins, maple, wild rice and the like. We should embrace this."

How Can We Support Native Americans This Holiday And Every Day?

There are a few different ways to begin, and continue, to uplift Native people and causes close to them, no matter how you feel about the holiday. For example: Seek out Native American authors, activists, artists, and chefs, and support in their work. Listen to and uplift their perspectives and make sure your support goes beyond Thanksgiving and holidays like Indigenous Peoples Day. Learn about causes that are still affecting Native people, such as healthcare, violence against women, and land disparities. Where the last point is concerned, you can find out the Indigenous history of the land you live on by using resources like native-land.ca.

Another simple thing you can do is steer the people in your life away from harmful stereotypes against Native Americans that might appear in your school curriculum, sporting events, or holiday decorations. You can read more about why this cultural appropriation and mockery is hurtful here.

When planning your Thanksgiving meal, consider buying food or other goods from Native American growers in your area, and make a donation to a local Native organization near you. You can find regional resources here. Other nationwide examples include First Nations Development InstituteNative American Heritage Association, and Partnership With Native Americans.

In the spirit of uplifting Indigenous authors, speakers, etc. we've linked some additional resources below:

A Thanksgiving Message from Seven Amazing Native Americans

Native American Brands To Buy From

Five Native American Authors To Read

Indigenous Perspective of Thanksgiving Resources

 

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26 November, 2020

thank you for educating me i heard something about “false celebration” so i’d evidently to do my own research

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What about the fact that Thanksgiving was made a national holiday by Abraham Lincoln after the Civil War to honor the freeing of the slaves and to reunify the country. He was encouraged by Harriet Beecher Stow, s woman whose profound influence has been ignored. It is a holiday that is supposed to...See more

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ATTACHMENT TWENTY TWOFrom Time

8 Historical Moments More Important to Native Americans Than the ‘First Thanksgiving’

BY OLIVIA B. WAXMAN  NOVEMBER 21, 2023 10:39 AM EST

 

As Americans gather for Thanksgiving feasts, they are paying homage to a meal that took place more than 400 years ago between a group of colonists and Wampanoag Native Americans in Patuxet, the area now known as Plymouth, Massachusetts. But that meal arguably means more to Americans today than it did in 1621.

For one thing, only a couple of paragraphs about the occasion exist. Attendees likely ate more seafood than turkey. The meal definitely wasn’t the first time colonists and Native Americans had interacted, and many of those interactions were hostile. Paula Peters, a museum curator and a citizen of the Mashpee Wampanoag, the tribe that fed the pilgrims, points out to TIME that her ancestors “didn't come to have dinner” in the meal hailed as the First Thanksgiving. They were armed, and “they came because they felt threatened.”

Given all of the myths and misconceptions around the meal known as the “First Thanksgiving,” TIME reached out to experts on Native American history nationwide like Peters to talk about moments in history that hold more significance to Native Americans than the first Thanksgiving. From the plague that made it possible for Pilgrims to establish Plymouth to examples of Native Americans resisting colonial governance, the eight moments highlighted below point to what the relationship between tribes and U.S. settlers was really like throughout American history.

 

The Great Dying (1616-1619)

European and English sailors brought a devastating plague to the area that would become known as Plymouth colony—known as Patuxet to the original inhabitants of that region, the Wampanoag tribe. Villages from the coast of Maine to the tip of Cape Cod were wiped out by this plague, and tens of thousands of people died. Wampanoag were dying of this illness so quickly that they didn't have time to bury their own dead, so they just left corpses on the ground. By the time the Pilgrims arrived, there was this cleared space for them to establish a village, however, they needed to sweep away the bleached bones of the dead to establish their colony.

 

Squanto, who was captured by the English and learned English in captivity, finally comes home to work as an interpreter and finds his family is all dead and gone. It is well-established that tribal communities were here prior to the English coming, and what those communities endured at the hands of these explorers that it wasn't always this kumbaya experience of “let's all sit down and have a turkey dinner."—Paula Peters, a Mashpee Wampanoag historian, author and founder of SmokeSygnals who has curated exhibits about Wampanoag history.

Colonists poison Native Americans in 1623

The modern holiday of Thanksgiving has its roots in the English colony of Plymouth in 1621. In American lore, it was a moment of cross-cultural cooperation and comity. But that feast did not establish an era of goodwill between colonists and Native peoples in eastern North America. More revealing was the eruption, in the spring of 1622, of what became the second Anglo-Powhatan war, which exploded across the Chesapeake.

The English had arrived in North America convinced that their culture was so superior to the Natives' that the Powhatans, and other Indigenous peoples, would embrace the newcomers and their beliefs. But instead, the growth of the colonial population around the shores of Chesapeake Bay convinced Powhatan leaders that the expansion of colonial farms posed a risk so grave that it could only be repelled by warfare.

A year into that war, during an expedition to rescue captives, colonial soldiers distributed poison to 200 Powhatans even though they knew that doing so violated the rules of war, which had recently been codified in Europe, including in England.

In 2008, the state of Virginia erected a marker on the spot, in Pamunkey territory, with the headline: "Indians poisoned at peace meeting." The sign notes that the colonists had gone in search of Opechancanough, who had led the uprising in 1622. It does not mention that the English had committed what, using their own standards, was a war crime.Peter C. Mancall, professor of History, Anthropology, and Economics at the University of Southern California

King Philip’s war (1675-1676)

King Philip’s war of 1675-76 marked when the relationship between Plymouth colony and the Wampanoags finally degenerated into large-scale bloodshed. As King Philip (or Pumetacom)—the son of Massasoit, the Wampanoag leader who held that famous first Thanksgiving with the English—explained, the main complaint of his people was land encroachment: that the English were expanding like Topsy. The English were increasingly prosecuting and fining Native people for trumped-up criminal charges and debt and, of course, accepting payment for those fines in land. Native people struggled to make a living on their shrinking land base, which drove them further into debt. When they had no more land to sell, the English used colonial courts to force them into servitude.

War resulted, leading to the deaths of thousands of Native people and the enslavement of thousands more, including the sale of many of those enslaved people to overseas dominions, like the Caribbean colonies and Gibraltar. The English victory gave them undisputed control of southern New England. They killed King Philip, decapitated and quartered his body and mounted his head outside Plymouth, where the first Thanksgiving had been held fifty-five years earlier. Meanwhile, they sold his wife and son into overseas slavery.

That's how most of these relationships between the colonists and Native Americans wound up. King Philip's War was the norm, whereas the symbolism of the First Thanksgiving is a whitewash of Indian-colonial relations. A shared meal is rather missing the point. King Philip's War is only the best documented of innumerable wars of this kind.David J. Silverman, author of This Land Is Their Land: The Wampanoag Indians, Plymouth Colony, and The Troubled History of Thanksgiving

Pueblo revolt of 1680

Toward the end of the 17th century, the Pueblos had enough of the Spanish, who had established Santa Fe as a very important trade hub and enslaved Puebloan tribes to build up the colony. In 1680, the Puebloan fought back, surrounding the Spanish New Mexico Governor’s mansion and military buildings and killing Catholic missionaries who were trying to stamp out any semblance of Pueblo and culture. The missionaries would destroy a lot of their material that Puebloan tribes would use for spiritual practices and ceremonies. The Puebloan tribes were successful in driving the Spanish out of New Mexico for a time until the new Spanish governor of New Mexico Diego de Vargas reconquered the territory in 1692.

Some historians call the revolt the first American revolution because it's a literal revolt against an encroaching government. We focus so much in history classes on the development of the United States on the East Coast, and we forget that there was history happening in the southwest at the same time. We either hear about the American dominating and controlling or we hear about peace-loving natives coming together with Americans. It's not often the other way around where indigenous peoples win the day. We sometimes miss that indigenous peoples were people. They weren't just laying around waiting to be colonized. The revolt demonstrates that the people were organizing, and they were coming together in response to colonialism.Marcus C. Macktima, San Carlos Apache Member (Ndee) and assistant professor of History at Northern Arizona University

Pontiac’s rebellion and the failed reclamation of Fort Detroit in 1763

In 2009, General Motors announced that they would discontinue the Pontiac brand, which had long been a staple of their company since the 1920s. A major part of Detroit’s identity, the car was named after the Odawa war chief Pontiac (Obwaandi’eyaag). Pontiac was born in present-day Detroit around 1720, along the Detroit River. By the late 1750s, Pontiac had been involved in a movement to reclaim British forts throughout the Great Lakes region. In May 1763, Pontiac and his Indigenous allies tried a surprise attack on the British fort and reclaim it. While they took over other forts in the region, they failed to capture Detroit, as the British held them off. After failing to retake the fort, he would leave the area and settle in Illinois Country, where he was eventually murdered.

What is the legacy of Pontiac today? His legacy lived on in Detroit for centuries. In addition to General Motors naming a car brand after him, local politicians like Senator Thomas W. Palmer erected a fictitious grave near current Palmer Park to memorialize the history of Detroit’s own Indigenous warrior. The legacy of Pontiac continues to hover over the city, like a ghost, to remind contemporary Detroiters of their Indigenous past—and present.Kyle T. Mays, author of An Afro-Indigenous History of the United States

Forced assimilation at the Carlisle Indian Industrial School (1879-1918)

In the mid-19th century, the U.S. government shifted away from overt military warfare towards Indigenous tribes to a program of cultural assimilation. During this time, Indigenous children were rounded up and forced to leave their communities and attend institutions where they were indoctrinated into rudimentary English and forced to perform manual labor. Carlisle is regarded as the first off reservation, federally-funded Native American boarding school in the United States. One of my maternal relatives attended Carlisle, making boarding school history personal to me, as is the case with many contemporary Native people.

Founded in 1879 in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, by Captain Richard Henry Pratt, it was the archetype for subsequent off-reservation boarding schools that claimed to civilize Indigenous children. But these institutions were not real places of learning—at schools like Carlisle, the educational regimen was often very brutal. Indigenous children had their hair shorn, were assigned English names, and were subjected to a “curriculum” intended to divest them of their lifeways. Decades after Carlisle's founding, in 1934, many of these policies were repealed. Today, there are efforts at the federal and tribal levels to repatriate the remains of Indigenous youth who perished at these schools, and to bring these relatives home.

Despite these brutal “assimilationist” efforts, Indigenous peoples survive today. We've got over 560 federally recognized tribes in the United States, and many others that are not federally recognized. We speak hundreds of languages. Learning about this history dispels the misconception that Native people only exist in the past or that we were unable to recover from the boarding school era. Healing is ongoing. Learning about this history also dispels the myth of harmonious and conciliatory relations between settlers and Indigenous nations. Around the time of Thanksgiving—or “Thanks-taking,” as it's known in some circles—the general public should educate themselves about whose land they're "giving thanks" on. Who are the original stewards of the land? Do you know who the Indigenous tribes are in your area?Sarah Whitt is a tribal citizen of the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma and an Assistant Professor of Global and International Studies who teaches about Indigenous history at the University of California, Irvine

The 1969 occupation of Alcatraz Island

On November 20, 1969, a group of over 80 American Indians landed on Alcatraz Island. Known as the “Indians of All Tribes,” this pan-Indian activist group claimed Alcatraz Island “by right of discovery,” commencing a 19-month occupation. They sought to bring attention to land and treaty rights as well as to the discrimination and living conditions American Indians on and off reservations had to contend with. This occupation occurred during a time when U.S. federal policies sought to assimilate American Indians, break up tribal lands and communities, and aimed to end the government’s responsibility to Native nations, including honoring treaty rights. 

The “Indians of All Tribes” harnessed the intense media attention their occupation garnered to educate the public and move people to act. On Thanksgiving 1969, hundreds of Indigenous and non-Indigenous supporters arrived on the island to celebrate and support the occupation. For the first time, televised coverage brought contemporary American Indians into the national spotlight and highlighted the consequences of U.S. federal policy. As Richard Oakes, late IAT spokesman, famously said: “Alcatraz is not an Island. It’s an idea.” He was right. The occupation proved to be an incredibly powerful idea for many Indigenous activists and allies. The occupation of Alcatraz also acted as a catalyst for many more land occupations by Indigenous activists in the U.S. It helped mobilize other pan-tribal activist groups, like the American Indian Movement, that contributed to the Red Power movement of the 1970s. After garnering so much public attention, the occupation also led to fundamental changes in federal policy. In July 1970, President Richard Nixon repealed termination and relocation policies, ushered in a new era: self-determination without termination. Since 1975, the occupation and its legacy continue to be celebrated in an annual Un-Thanksgiving Day/ Indigenous People’s Day sunrise ceremony on Alcatraz Island.—Raquel Escobar, Carolina Postdoctoral Fellow in the Department of History at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Tribe that fed the pilgrims gets official U.S. government recognition (1987)

On April 10, 1987, the Wampanoag Tribe of Aquinnah (Gay Head) was officially recognized by the U.S. government as an American Indian tribe. The Wampanoags were hardly a new nation in 1987. Wampanoags met the Pilgrims in 1620 and had contact with French and Spanish sailors for a century before that. The Wampanoags were the most powerful people in what is now southeastern Massachusetts and eastern Rhode Island, so, to live there, the Pilgrims had to make a treaty with them. The Pilgrims agreed to help fight the Wampanoags’ Native enemies, and the Wampanoags allowed the English settlement at Plymouth and agreed to help feed and defend it. It was the celebration and renewal of this treaty in 1621 that became known as the First Thanksgiving. For a while, the relationship benefitted both sides. The Wampanoags profited from English trade and increased their regional power. Yet the ever-increasing numbers of English broke the treaty, killed large numbers of Wampanoags, and took most of their land. One community managed to stay together at Aquinnah, the eastern end of the island of Noepe (Martha’s Vineyard). After they painstakingly documented their history there, going back before the Pilgrims, the U.S. Congress awarded them federal acknowledgement (and recognized a related tribe, the Mashpee Wampanoag, in 2007). As a result, after centuries of having their sovereignty eroded, the Wampanoag Tribe of Aquinnah has been able to gain back some tribal land and reestablish tribal governance and operations, including a shellfish hatchery and emergency medical services.Kathleen DuVal, professor of History at University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY THREEFrom TIME

BY SIMMONE SHAH  NOVEMBER 23, 2023 3:15 PM EST

 

Protesters temporarily disrupted the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City in what was the latest demonstration in opposition to the Israel-Hamas war. 

Groups of protesters gathered both on the parade route and sidelines, holding banners and chanting. Floats and marching bands continued to move down 6th Avenue, veering around the protesters.

Video footage shows one group of protesters in white jumpsuits with words like “imperialism” and “genocide” written on them, blocking a dinosaur balloon by Sinclair Oil Corporation. The group, reportedly known as the Seven Circles Alliance, lay on the ground as fake blood was poured on them, chanting “liberation for Palestine and planet.”

Another group reportedly jumped over the barricades separating the parade route, ABC News reports, and displayed a banner that said “Genocide then, genocide now,” as individuals behind the barricades lined the route with Palestinian flags. 

During the parade, as the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe’s float moved along the route, one member unfurled and displayed the Palestinian flag. 

The Independent reports that one of the protesters said, “I will not celebrate the genocide of thousands of children who are being bombed and buried under rubble. We have nothing to celebrate.”

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY FOURFrom washpost

34 pro-Palestinian protesters arrested for disrupting Macy’s parade, police say

By Timothy Bella  Updated November 24, 2023 at 5:16 p.m. EST|Published November 24, 2023 at 10:23 a.m. EST

 

Dozens of pro-Palestinian protesters were arrested Thursday after they briefly disrupted the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York by gluing themselves to the pavement of the Manhattan parade route, according to police.

The New York Police Department arrested 34 people who interrupted the celebration during various points of the parade, including some who spray-painted the words “Free Palestine” on the pillars of the New York Public Library’s main branch near Bryant Park, a police spokesperson told The Washington Post.

Some of the pro-Palestinian protesters arrested, who were demonstrating in response to the war between Israel and Hamas in Gaza, had jumped the barricades and glued themselves to Sixth Avenue, according to authorities. Several of them were wearing white jumpsuits covered with fake blood and emblazoned with words like “colonialism” and “consumerism.”

Protesters held up Palestinian flags and signs reading, “Genocide then, genocide now,” as a Minions balloon went by. Others held similar banners on the parade route as a McDonald’s car carrying the Grimace looked on near West 55th Street.

Thirty of the protesters were issued summons for trespassing, police told The Post. Another four people were criminally charged with resisting arrest, obstructing governmental administration, trespassing and disorderly conduct related to the vandalism at the New York Public Library. The NYPD identified those four people arrested as Jay Waxse, 34, of Washington, D.C.; Natalia Scollo, 29, of Lindenhurst, N.Y.; Sarah Al Azzawi, 26, of New York; and Alvin Dan, 32, of Staten Island.

A police spokesperson said she wasn’t sure whether the four arrested for spray-painting the front of the library were still in custody as of Friday morning, and it’s unclear whether they had attorneys. A Macy’s spokesperson told The Post, “Macy’s honors and respects the rights of all Americans to express their views peacefully.”

“Our route is limited to authorized credentialed personnel and anyone that did not follow this protocol was subject to removal by the appropriate authorities,” the Macy’s spokesperson said in a statement.

New York Public Library spokesperson Jennifer Fermino told The Post in a Friday statement that while it “strongly supports the right to protest,” the damage to the building will be costly amid budget cuts to the library system.

“On Thanksgiving, individuals involved in a protest engaged in a shameful act of vandalism to the Library’s flagship Stephen A. Schwarzman building, a space devoted to the open exchange of ideas and intellectual debate,” Fermino said. “This comes at a time when the city’s libraries are facing steep budget cuts that have left us unable to maintain our current levels of service, and this vandalism will be costly to repair.”

The arrests in New York come as a pause in fighting in Gaza went into effect Friday, with aid trucks entering the Palestinian enclave and people in southern Gaza venturing out, filling streets after weeks of fighting and Israeli airstrikes. The first respite in seven weeks of war is part of a deal between Israel and Hamas, which on Friday led to the release of an initial group of 13 Israeli hostages and 12 Thai hostages taken by militants in the Oct. 7 attack on Israel. Fifty hostages are expected to be freed over a four-day pause in fighting in exchange for 150 Palestinian prisoners in Israel under the agreement, which resulted from weeks of Qatar-mediated negotiations.

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Some pro-Palestinian protesters in the United States have been arrested in recent weeks. More than 50 activists calling for a cease-fire were arrested earlier in the month after protesting in the offices of several U.S. senators, including Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.). Days later, 10 people, most of them college students, were arrested after interrupting a congressional hearing to demand that pro-Palestinian students be protected when they speak out on campus.

Another pro-Palestinian protester in California was arrested last week and charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of a Jewish man who suffered head injuries in an altercation between pro-Israel and pro-Palestinian protesters at a demonstration in Southern California.

The Thanksgiving protest in New York began around 10 a.m. Thursday at Sixth Avenue and West 45th Street, roughly 90 minutes after the 97th annual Macy’s parade started, according to police. Some of the floats, bands and balloons appeared to be diverted to avoid the protesters who had glued themselves to the pavement.

Protesters chanted, “No more nickels, not another dime, no more money for Israel’s crimes” and “Free free Palestine!” They refused to leave Sixth Avenue until they were eventually taken into custody, according to WABC in New York.

A group of protesters was also seen vandalizing the New York Public Library’s main branch with spray paint and more fake blood, which appeared to be made from grape juice, WABC reported. Video posted to X shows Palestinian flags along with red and green spray paint along the pillars of the library.

The protesters were not the only ones to show support to Gaza on Thursday. A man who was on a float for the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe of Massachusetts held up a Palestinian flag and made it onto the NBC broadcast.

The action was denounced by the tribe on social media, saying it “takes no stance on the conflicts overseas.”

“Our Tribal Nation remains focused on the issues we face on our ancestral homeland,” the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe wrote on Facebook. “While we cannot speak for an individual’s actions, his actions were not a Tribal decision. Our governing tribal body, along with the other tribal citizens on the float, were not involved with his actions.”

The protest interrupting the parade came around the same time that President Biden and first lady Jill Biden called into the broadcast to give thanks. They also asked Americans to “come together.”

“We have to remind ourselves how blessed we are to live in the greatest nation on the face of the earth,” the president said. “Today is about coming together, giving thanks for this country we call home. And thanks to all the firefighters, police officers, first responders and our troops, some of whom are stationed abroad.”

 

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY FIVEFrom the WASHINGTON POST

Did Thomas Jefferson hate Thanksgiving?

The national holiday didn’t exist yet, but Jefferson had misgivings about the concept

By Gillian Brockell  November 23, 2023 at 7:00 a.m. EST

 

Thanksgiving didn’t become an annual national holiday until the days of Abraham Lincoln, but at the time of the nation’s founding, religious feasts (and fasts) of thanksgiving were a regular thing. Both the Continental Congress and Gen. George Washington declared days of public thanksgiving during the Revolutionary War after big victories. And in 1779, Virginia’s wartime governor, Thomas Jefferson, signed a proclamation declaring Thursday, Dec. 9, “a day of publick and solemn thanksgiving and prayer to Almighty God.”

But decades later, when Jefferson was president, he had turned against thanksgiving proclamations — privately complaining about them before publicly condemning them toward the end of his term.

Why the about-face? Politics, of course.

A brief review: The rebelling British colonies first united under the Articles of Confederation, a framework intentionally designed to disperse power as broadly as possible to the new states. This was an utter failure — states didn’t even use the same coins! — and in 1787, the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia came up with a new framework that bolstered federal power while still leaving a lot to the states.

The 1621 feast in Plymouth was not the first Thanksgiving

Politicians, scholars, jurists and Americans in general have been fighting ever since about how powerful the federal government should or should not be. The first political parties to take up this fight were the Federalists, like John Adams, and the Democratic Republicans, like Jefferson. (Washington warned against the formation of these political parties, but he basically acted like a Federalist, even if he never called himself one.)

Things got bitter fast and erupted during the presidential election of 1800 (see track 42 of the “Hamilton” soundtrack). Smear campaigns abounded, with many accusing Jefferson, the eventual victor, of being an atheist. (The rumor that Jefferson had fathered children with an enslaved woman — now proved true — doesn’t appear in the historical record until 1802.)

Jefferson wasn’t an atheist, but he still held theological ideas considered radical for his day. Though he believed in a benevolent creator, he questioned biblical miracles, divine intervention and the Christian trinity. He crafted his own version of the New Testament, studied other religious texts like the Quran, and in a famous 1802 letter to persecuted Baptists in Danbury, Conn., promised the group his protection.

Thomas Jefferson and the long history of defending Muslims’ rights

A Jefferson statue at the Jefferson Hotel in Richmond. (Steve Helber/AP)

Mostly, he thought a person’s religion was a private matter, which fit neatly with the Democratic Republican dismissal of presidential proclamations of thanksgiving as a stuffy, morally dubious holdover from the British monarchy, according to historian James H. Hutson.

After all, these thanksgiving proclamations, which had continued under presidents Washington and Adams, weren’t calls for turkey and stuffing, family travel or for everyone to go around in a circle and say what they were thankful for. They were orders, or at least strong suggestions, for people to set aside a day for praying and fasting, and for clergy to deliver sermons on a national theme, one often infused with politics.

For example, in 1795, Washington declared a national day of thanksgiving after putting down the Whiskey Rebellion. The Pennsylvania farmers forced into submission, and their Democratic Republican supporters, may not have appreciated the president’s implication that God was on his side. On another day of thanksgiving proclaimed by Adams, Democratic Republicans held public demonstrations instead.

Everyone loved George Washington, until he became president

In his letter to the Danbury Baptists, Jefferson interpreted the First Amendment in the Bill of Rights as “building a wall of separation between church and State.” In a contemporaneous letter, Jefferson told a friend he hoped to use his response to the Baptists, which he knew would be reprinted in newspapers, as a chance to explain his “political tenets” on “why I do not proclaim fastings and thanksgivings, as my predecessors did.” In fact, in the 1990s, the FBI recovered an inked-out portion of a draft of the Danbury letter, showing that Jefferson had originally planned to lampoon these thanksgivings as “performances of devotion” more associated with King George III.

Jefferson, at his friend’s recommendation, ultimately deleted this inflammatory section of the letter. But he got another chance to explain his opposition to days of thanksgiving in 1808, when a Presbyterian minister suggested he proclaim one.

Jefferson responded: “I consider the government of the U.S. as interdicted by the constitution from intermed[d]ling with religious institutions, their doctrines, discipline, or exercises. This results not only from the provision that no law shall be made respecting the establishment, or free exercise, of religion, but from that also which reserves to the states the powers not delegated to the U.S.”

Then, he added juuuuuust a hint of an insult toward Washington and Adams. “I am aware that the practice of my predecessors may be quoted, but I have ever believed that the example of State executives led to the assumption of that authority by the general government, without due examination, which would have discovered that what might be a right in a state government, was a violation of that right when assumed by another.”

His successor, James Madison, would revive the thanksgiving proclamation tradition in 1815, but for the eight years Jefferson was in office, there was no thanksgiving.

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY SIXFrom FOX

Biden to celebrate 81st birthday by honoring White House Thanksgiving tradition

Biden, who was born on Nov. 20, 1942, will kick off his birthday by pardoning turkeys Liberty and Bell

By Lawrence Richard Fox News  Published November 20, 2023 6:23am EST

 

President Biden is set to celebrate his 81st birthday at the White House on Monday by honoring a Thanksgiving tradition.

Biden, the oldest president in U.S. history, will join first lady Jill Biden Monday afternoon for the presidential pardons of Liberty and Bell, two Thanksgiving turkeys that will be spared from becoming someone’s dinner. Later, the Bidens will continue holiday festivities by accepting the delivery of the official White House Christmas tree – an 18-and-a-half foot Fraser fir from Fleetwood, North Carolina.

The event marks the unofficial start of the holiday season in the nation's capital and will be held on the South Lawn this year instead of the Rose Garden.

From there, Biden will eat his Thanksgiving turkey with his family on Nantucket, a Massachusetts island, continuing a long family tradition. 

Liberty and Bell will be spared in a tradition that dates back to 1947, when the National Turkey Federation, which represents turkey farmers and producers, first presented a National Thanksgiving Turkey to President Harry Truman.

Back then, and in preceding Thanksgivings, a turkey was given to the first family for their consumption on the holiday, but by the late 1980s, the tradition had evolved into an often humorous ceremony in which the birds are pardoned.

"We think that’s a great way to kick off the holiday season and really, really a fun honor," Steve Lykken, chairman of the National Turkey Federation and president of the Jennie-O Turkey Store, said in an interview with The Associated Press.

Lykken (above and Attachment Ten) introduced Liberty and Bell on Sunday at the Willard Intercontinental, a luxury hotel close to the White House. They were checked into a suite there on Saturday following their dayslong road trip from Minnesota.

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The male turkeys, both about 20 weeks old and about 42 pounds, were hatched in July in Willmar, Minnesota. After Biden pardons his third pair of turkeys on Monday, Liberty and Bell will be returned to their home state to be cared for by the University of Minnesota's College of Food, Agricultural and Natural Resources Sciences.

"They were raised like all of our turkeys, protected, of course, from weather extremes and predators, free to walk about with constant access to water and feed," Lykken said Sunday.  Unlike mideasterners and ukes & some americans

Markus Platzer, the Willard's general manager, called the turkeys "very special guests of ours" and said the hotel's involvement is its "highlight of the year." The Willard has housed turkeys for such events for more than 15 years, he said.

"There are so many bad things going on globally that this is something where everybody, you know, brings a smile [to] the face of the people, at least for a few minutes," Platzer said Sunday.

On Sunday, he and the first lady served an early Thanksgiving meal to hundreds of service members from the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower and the USS Gerald R. Ford at Norfolk Naval Station in Virginia, the largest installation of its kind in the world.

More than 200 million turkeys will be eaten on Thanksgiving, Lykken said.

Biden was born on Nov. 20, 1942.

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY SEVENFrom AP

BY WILL WEISSERT Updated 6:26 PM EST, November 19, 2023

 

NORFOLK, Va. (AP) — President Joe Biden visited naval installations in Virginia on Sunday to kick off the Thanksgiving holiday week, introducing an early screening of the upcoming movie “Wonka” and sharing a “friendsgiving” meal with service members and their relatives.

Biden also paid tribute Sunday to former first lady Rosalynn Carter, who died Sunday, and to President Jimmy Carter. “They brought so much grace to the office,” Biden said.

The president and first lady Jill Biden headed to a packed auditorium at Naval Support Activity Hampton Roads to introduce the new film centered around the early life of Roald Dahl’s fictional eccentric chocolatier, Willy Wonka. It will be officially released Dec. 15.

He joked to the many youngsters in the crowd: “I like kids more than adults” and added “I wish I could stay and watch Wonka with you.”

Instead, the Bidens helped serve dinner with service members from the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower and the USS Gerald R. Ford at Norfolk Naval Station, the largest installation of its kind in the world, along with their families.

“You literally are the backbone, the spine, the spine of this nation,” the president said. “Only 1% of you, that’s all, that protects the 99% of us.”

The event featured around 400 service members and their relatives seated in folding chairs and around wooden, circular tables inside a concrete-floored hanger that included three display Blackhawk helicopters, a towering American flag and a screen with the image of the White House surrounded by falling leaves and the words “Happy Thanksgiving.”

“I mean from the bottom of my heart,” the president said. “Family members, you are the heart of this operation.” He said he would be passing out dressing and joked, “If you don’t like dressing, just come up and pretend you do and say hi to me.’’

But the president actually served up mashed potatoes while attendees lined up for the buffet-style meal. Jill Biden spooned out sweet potato casserole to attendees. They stood on either side of Chef Robert Irvine, whose foundation helped organize the meal, and both chatted up those going through the line, which included a lot of children.

At one point, a child asked Jill Biden something. She laughed and served a portion of casserole that contained all marshmallows, forgoing any sweet potatoes.

The menu also featured slow-roasted bourbon-brined turkey topped with giblet gravy and cranberry-orange compote, maple-mustard glazed spiral-cut smoked ham, brioche-cornbread stuffing, candied walnuts, roasted garlic and crème fraiche, and a toasted espresso mascarpone Chantilly cream.

As the event was wrapping up, attendees presented Biden with a birthday cake. He turns 81 on Monday.

Meanwhile, Biden’s 2024 Republican rival Donald Trump scheduled for a military visit Sunday in Texas. The former president, who has a commanding early lead in the 2024 GOP primary, was in Edinburg after serving meals to National Guard soldiers, troopers and others who will be stationed at the U.S.-Mexico border over Thanksgiving.

Trump is promoting hard-line immigration proposals he argues will better secure the border. He and top Republicans have long criticized the Biden administration for failing to do more to crackdown on people entering the United States illegally.

For the Bidens, offering support to the nation’s military has a personal connection. Their son Beau served in Iraq as a member of the Delaware National Guard. He died of brain cancer in 2015 at the age of 46, when Joe Biden was vice president.

Jill Biden talked about Beau’s deployment at the Wonka event, telling the crowd: “I know there are many here who miss their mom or dad or spouse.”

“While nothing can make up for that empty chair at the table, for us, the kindness of our community and finding moments of joy helps make it a little bit easier,” she said.

As he prepared to celebrate with the troops at home, the war between Israel and Hamas and the fate of hostages, including Americans, being held by the militants in Gaza, were front and center for the president. A reporter asked Biden upon his arrival in Norfolk when more hostages might go free, to which he replied, “I’m not in a position to tell you that” and added, “I want to make sure they’re out and then I’ll tell you.”

The Bidens learned of Rosalynn Carter’s death during their visit, announcing her passing just before serving the friendsgiving meal. Jill Biden asked diners to “include the Carter family in your prayers” during the holiday season. Carter, she said, “was well-known for her efforts on mental health and caregiving and women’s rights.”

Biden, speaking to reporters as he was boarding Air Force One to leave Norfolk, described the Carters as a couple of grace and integrity, and praised Jimmy Carter as a person who worked as hard for others after he left the White House as he did in office.

“Imagine, they were together for 77 years,” he added. “God bless them.”

Biden also talked at the dinner with service members about watching Beau Biden’s children while he was deployed, but then appeared too overcome with emotion to continue and said, “I don’t want to talk about this.” The sadness was fleeting. A moment later he lightheartedly bent down and joked with a 6-year-old, saying “What are you, 17?”

“Happy, happy Thanksgiving,” Biden said. “May God love you all.”

 

Friendsgiving with the military has become a tradition for the Bidens. Last year, they dished out mashed potatoes and other sides as part of the buffet-style meal in Cherry Point, North Carolina, home to more than 9,000 military personnel and roughly 8,000 military family members.

In 2021, the Bidens visited the Army’s Fort Bragg in North Carolina for an early Thanksgiving meal in a hangar for about 250 service members and their families. Troops got chocolate chip cookies bearing the presidential seal.

The president and first lady plan to spend this Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a Massachusetts island.

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY EIGHTFrom the NEW YORK POST

President Biden and son Hunter take Thanksgiving ‘polar plunge’ in frigid Nantucket waters

By Victor Nava Published Nov. 23, 2023, 7:10 p.m. ET

 

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President Biden and his son Hunter Biden were among the members of the first family that went for a Thanksgiving swim in the frigid waters off Nantucket Thursday. 

“Annual Biden fam polar bear plunge. Happy Thanksgiving!” Naomi Biden, the 81-year-old president’s granddaughter, wrote in an X post.

Naomi included a photo that showed some members of the Biden clan wrapped in towels and standing on a rocky beach after their chilly Turkey Day dip. 

Water temperatures in the Nantucket Sound were a bitter 48 F Thursday afternoon. 

Joe has famously spent nearly every Thanksgiving on the island since 1975.

During his time as vice president, Joe and his grandkids would frequently take part in Nantucket’s annual Cold Turkey Plunge, a charity event where participants race into the icy salt water and hurry back to shore. 

This time, it appears the president opted to use the waters off of billionaire David Rubenstein’s 13-acre, beachfront estate for his traditional swim. 

Joe and his extended family are spending six days at the hedge-fund billionaire’s lavish mansion – the same compound where they spent the holiday in both 2021 and 2022. 

The White House has refused to say whether the president pays to rent the $38.9 million property from Rubenstein. 

Before his afternoon swim, the president and first lady Jill Biden delivered several pumpkin pies to the Nantucket Fire Department and chatted with first responders. 

Joe briefly answered shouted questions by reporters about the hostage situation in Gaza and American citizens imprisoned in Russia. 

“I’m not prepared to give an update until it’s done,” he said of the breakthrough agreement between Hamas and Israel that could see 50 hostages being held by the terror group released early Friday. 

The president said he’s keeping his “fingers crossed” that a 3-year-old Israeli-American girl is among the hostages Hamas terrorists plan on releasing Friday.AFP via Getty Images

When asked if Abigail Mor Edan, a 3-year-old Israeli-American girl being held captive in Palestinian territory, would be among those released, the commander in chief said, “I’m keeping my fingers crossed.”

Asked if he had a message for Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and former US Marine Paul Whelan, Joe responded, “We ain’t giving up.” 

Gershkovich has been detained on espionage charges in Russia since March, and Whelan was sentenced to 16 years of hard labor in Russian a penal colony in 2020 after his 2018 arrest on spying allegations. 

The US government, Gershkovich and Whelan deny the charges. 

 

 

ATTACHMENT TWENTY NINE From US News

The Economy Has Much to Be Thankful for This Week

Despite the negative sentiment of consumers, the economy has outperformed in 2023 and looks set to close on a happy note.

By Tim Smart  Nov. 20, 2023, at 9:48 a.m.

 

This is the week Americans give thanks.

And while polls show they are generally sour about the state of the economy – especially inflation that has pushed the overall cost of living up nearly 20% in the past three years – there are reasons for celebration of economic news as the year winds down.

Inflation is receding, admittedly from a high level, down about two-thirds from the 9% annual rate seen in the summer of 2022. The economy’s growth rate hit 4.9% in the third quarter, well above what economists had expected at the start of the year when many hand penciled in a recession by now.

Employment remains strong if not quite at the red-hot levels of a year ago. The stock market has rebounded from its recent swoon and is on tap for a good November. And gas prices are down around $3 a gallon ahead of this critical week for holiday driving, while mortgage rates have backed off their recent highs. GasBuddy is forecasting Americans will save more than $1 billion in gas costs driving this Thanksgiving compared to last year.

The conventional wisdom that saw a recession in early 2022 and then again this year now is firmly in the soft landing scenario, where inflation cools down close to the Federal Reserve’s 2% annual target and employment does not fall off a cliff. And while market observers see some concern in what might turn out to be an overly positive bias, those who are predicting a recession in 2024 do think it will turn out to be a mild one.

There is little expectation the Fed will raise interest rates in December at its next meeting after being on pause since July and two benign inflation reports last week. Expectations now have shifted to the central bank cutting rates by the second quarter. Even Congress managed to put off a government shutdown at least until next year.

 “While we agree with the money market that the Fed’s done hiking, we suspect its 2024 rate-cut timetable might be too ambitious,” BCA Research wrote in a client note Monday morning. “Our US Bond Strategy service sees a good chance that inflation could ease to 2% over the next twelve months. Such a benign inflation outcome would increase our conviction that the coming recession will be mild.”

It will be a shortened week for economic data and market activity. Thursday is the national holiday followed by an early close for Wall Street on Friday.

The week starts with a read on the economy from the Conference Board’s leading economic index. It declined in September by 0.7% and has continued to signal a recession is in the cards. But its decline of 3.4% over the six months from March was less than the 4.6% drop for the previous six months. While it has been a reliable indicator of an economic downturn in the past, it is one of many economic signals that has proven less definitive in the wake of COVID-19.

There is a report on existing homes on Tuesday along with the release of the Fed’s minutes of its last meeting earlier this month. Analysts will be looking for any sense members of the Fed’s monetary committee and Chairman Jerome Powell are finished with their rate hikes.

Wednesday brings the final reading of the University of Michigan’s consumer sentiment index for November. That may show a slight improvement based on the recent slump in gas prices.

Still, the overriding narrative at the moment is one that sees a slowdown bringing further relief on the inflation front and continued, if weaker, growth ahead for the economy.

“The trend lower is in place and this should increase Fed Chair Powell’s confidence that the Fed does not need to raise rates again,” said Steve Wyett, chief investment strategist at BOK Financial. “When combined with the weaker-than-expected employment report, we can see the Fed’s actions are having an impact. The 'soft landing' scenario remains intact.”