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LESSON for NOVEMBER
TWENTY FIFTH, 2024
“THANKS, for the…
TANKS?”
Thursday is
Thanksgiving Day and, as is our custom, the DJI turns its face away from the
foul weather, the insolent foreign dictators and domestic white and blue-collar
criminals, the comedy and the tragedy of the election (for partisans) to
happier thoughts... noble achievements, heroic deeds and rescues, popular arts
and leisure – and the comedy of said election’s outcome, already manifesting.
Let us be thankful
that asteroids, volcanoes and escalating wars failed to destroy the planet,
that vaccines were, and are being, developed to combat deadly diseases and most
Jones are taking them (this year, at least), that the m-pox (monkeypox) is
under control, that authorities in South Carolina have captured most of the
mystery lab monkeys and that President-Elect Trump has not replaced Matt Gaetz
with King Kong (or MTG).
Trump, of course,
is thankful for his mandate and its consequences... the dismissal of two of the
four pending criminal cases (Mar-a-Lago doc and the One Six). Capitol Police are happy they won’t be facing
another kill-or-be-killed insurrection and Israelies
for foul terrorists like Yahya Sinwa ascending to the
Islamist Paradise. A ways
north and east, Ukraine is thankful for American tanks... thirty one Abrams
vehicles so far. Putin is thankful (or,
at least, hopeful) that President Trump will pull the U.S. out of NATO. China will be happy enough just sitting back
and watching both Russia and America descend into chaos and a faith that any
tariff troubles will go away as soon as higher prices threaten Djonald’s regime.
The billionaires
are happy for a stock market skyrocketing because the greatest dangers to prosperty... uncertainty and volatility... are off the
table, thanks to the election and Congressional decision not to shut down the
government until, at least, after Christmas.
Working Americans are grateful for Their Man’s victory and, if things
don’t turn out as expected – well, it’s the immigrants’ fault.
The Pew Research
Company has conducted surveys of Turkey Day tactics among divided families,
communities and the nation, find that 91% will celebrate, one way or another;
that most travelers (89%) will drive as opposed to flying (only 2%) and more
Republicans (36%) than Democrats (24%) will talk about the election.
Pew did not ask
whether or not turkey trotters would be carrying firearms to the festivities. (See more as Attachment One)
Trump is
reportedly preparing to gobble turkey, probably fried, with the family at
Mar-a-Lago. The Palm Beach Post
(Attachment Two) had not been able to confirm details for 2024, but noted that
past Thanksgivings have featured the usual groaning board with, occasionally,
“a more Florida feel” as might include stone crabs, seafood and duck
prosciutto.
Trump
diverted from his record of celebrating Thanksgiving Day at his estate twice
during his presidency — first in 2019. While he spent some of Thanksgiving week
at Mar-a-Lago that year, he traveled on Thanksgiving Day to make a surprise
visit to Bagram Airfield in Afghanistan, where he spoke to service members,
served Thanksgiving dinner and sat to eat with members of the military, according
to news reports at that time.
Amid
the COVID-19 pandemic and on the heels of his loss to Joe Biden in 2020, Trump
opted to remain at the White House for Thanksgiving. That year, he began his
Thanksgiving Day by playing golf at his Virginia club and then calling members
of the military serving overseas.
Following
his departure from the White House, Trump returned to his Thanksgiving
tradition of spending the week at Mar-a-Lago. In the past, he has been joined
by his children and grandchildren.
Soon-to-be-Ex-President
Biden will be spending the holiday on Nantucket with Jill and assorted family
and friends, as well as Hunter (out on bail but facing 17 years in the slammer)
and memories of Beau. (The Nantucket
Inquirer, 11/18, Attachment Three)
First, however,
he’ll be pardoning two big birds (40 and 41 lbs.) as would otherwise end up on
his or somebody else’s table. (CNN,
11/20, Attachment Four)
Most Americans,
MAGA-red or depressed donkey blue, may be thankful that, at least, the
elections are over. (And, more recently,
Democrats and Republicans seem to be agreeing that scratching Matt Gaetz from
the post of Attorney General was a good thing... a very good thing.
A few partisan
posts even crept into the traditionally family-only Readers’ Digest “70 Reasons Why” tracking Americans’
gratitude for November niceties like turkey (#11), football (#19), the Macy’s
Parade (#40), pumpkins and their variants (#8, #10, #25 and #41) and chocolate
(#66), (Sep. 26th,
Attachment Five)
There are even a few controversial suggestions like
freedom of speech (#52) or (vaccines (#59) wherein the Digest opined: “Thanks to the COVID-19
vaccines and boosters, the flu vaccine and the newest RSV vaccine, many people
continue to be able to enjoy a holiday meal with their loved ones. But don’t
forget all the other vaccines that keep us safe and healthy.” Does that make them a Directorate of Damned
Democrats (or just a Bobby buster)?
Checking in at 70th and last of the Digest’s
roster of things to be grateful for is... gratitude.
So, we reiterate,
as is our custom, let’s look backwards through 2024 – to occasions of joy,
mirth or merriment that sprung up, like weeds, in the rear-view mirror the deathscape of December, the coming winter and 2025 have in
store for us.
JANUARY
Big profits for
many and wage increases for some like a lucky Michigan gambler copping $800M
Powerball jackpot. MegaMAGA
cheers for GOP as Trump sweeps Iowa caucuses, New Hampshire “Succession” tops Emmy’s and previews
November. Hulk Hogan rescues teenage
girl from car crash. Firefighter saves Bob the Dog while Ruby the Dog saves her
master. Gumment
shutdown averted and stock market soars.
Student debtors get $5B forgiveness.
4
year old Phenix rescued in the woods. Air Force fighter pilot wins Miss
America. “Oppenheimer” wins at Oscars,
Golden Globes and Critics’ Choice.
Rhinologists celebrate successful embryo transfer in rare white
rhino. Camels and zebras escape Indiana
truck crash.
FEBRUARY
King Charles and
Princess Kate leave the hospital in U.K.
Elon Musk purges porn from “X” and invents computer chip “Neuralink” that can be put in the brains of troublexome people.
The Fed is happy, so the anti-inflationeers
are happy, too. 60th
anniversary of first Beatles’ concerts in America motivate Sir Paul to share
old photos, Chinese Year of the Dragons begins – chasing of Year of the Wolf.
Grammies are a big
night for women. Chase Manhattan to open
500 new banks for them to put their paychecks into. Superbowl weekend parties include Mardi Gras
in New Orleans and Chinese New Year’s replaces year of the rabbit with the
Dragon. Women celebrate the scoring
records set by Caitlin Clark and give mixed greetings to Beyonce’s country album,
later turning positive. 60 years after
the Beatles arrive in America, Sir Paul gets back his long
ago stolen guitar. Longest snake
ever found in the Amazon is 26 feet long, Chinese presumed “dragon” fossil dug
up... only 16”. Rain finally comes to
California, turning Death Valley into Death Lake.
MARCH
Wealthy widow Dr.
Ruth Gottesman donates a cool Billion to pay the tuition of ecstatic students
at the Einstein Medical College in Gotham. Marianne Williamson scores upset win
in Michigan primary (after President
Joe is kicked off the ballot). Her
fifteen minutes of glory! First
responders rescue freezing kids from woods, toasty Texans from wildfires, and
pull numerous stranded drivers from cars in California. Hero cop is acclaimed for saving driver of
dangling big rig. Florida deputy saves
little Lola from car crash fire.
“Oppenheimer”
out-oppies “Barbie” to win Oscar best picture.
USA wins soccer’s Gold Cup.
Space X sends four astronauts up to the ISS. Jeff Bezos out-moneys Elon Musk 200 to 198B
but Musk invents a neuralink to let paralyzed people
move things with their minds. President Joe’s “State of the Union” adjudged
“feisty”. Midnight deal averts gumment shutdown; TV docs advise kids to play with
puppies. Jersey Mike’s and Subway compete
to raise money for charity.
APRIL
Off to prison goes
whiny crypto crook Sam Bankrupt-Fried while a 1938 Superman #1 Action Komik sells for $6M and a lucky lotto winner rakes in a billion. (TV-con-mystics say that Americans spend
more on lotteries than on books, music and movies combined – and the loot
(usually) goes to worth endeavors like education, not the mafia.) Vintage rockers stagger up for their last
tours... Pete Tornsend, the Stones, Sir Elton, Billy
Joel, the Boss. Taylor’s tortured pulpy
poet drops in and then... a surprise... it’s a double album.
Eclipse comes and
goes without ending the world, per usual.
(Lotsa merch sold.) Castaways on a desert isle (think Tom Hanks
or Gilligan) rescued after making a HELP ME sign on beach with palm
fronds. UConn and USCarolina
win men’s and women’s hoops tourneys.
101 lb. catfish reeled in by teenager in Ohio. Wildflowers bloom in still-soaked Death
Valley. For Earth Day, CBS tells Don
Jones to stop hating on sharks because they kill fish that would damage the
endangered coral reefs and President Joe celebrates by allocating $7B to solar
power. Donors desert George Santos, who drops his re-election campaign.
Carnival Cruise sailors rescue shipwrecked and drowning Cuban refugees. Library of Congress inducts Perry Como as a
“Master of Music”.
MAY
Stoners light one up for
President Joe who downgrades the feloniousness of the wicked weed over the
objections of the Church Police who also take a stand opposing
menstruation. Halle Barry defies them, says she supports it (as if she had a choice). Chinese loan two (fertile?) pandas to the San
Diego Zoo. Tik Tok agrees to label posts
that could be Chinese deep fakes. Trump
trials seek merching money... Stormy peddles candles
and comic books, Djonald holds up his Bible. Foodies suggest that Americans eat cicadas.
NYC Mayor Adams
will convene a Rat Summit in the fall but Gotham named only “third rattiest”
American city (Chicago takes Number One).
“Sage” the Poodle wins Best in Show at Westminster over “Nimble”, an
ordinary mutt who sets a speed record over the obstacle course. Bark Air offers First Class flights for dogs
– at $6-8,000 per trip. The Dow crashes
the forty thousand ceiling and unemployment is down. Tiny miracle baby gets double lung transplant
while a Taco Bell manager saves other dying baby with
CPR.
Egg prices
dropping (briefly) and damaged container ship Dali finally removed from
wreckage of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore. Assorted awards go to Asher “The Voice” HaVon, Lauryn Hill, Dolly Parton, George Lucas.
JUNE
Aging WWII
veterans and world leaders gather at Normandy on 80th anniversary of
D-Day. MLB agrees to recognize Negro
Leagues records by the likes of Josh Gibson.
USA upsets Pakistan in World Cricket Cup. Gay Pride weekend comes and goes with lots of
pride and little violence as Thailand legalizes gay marriage. Rupert Murdoch, 93, thankful for marrying his
fifth wife (and living to 93). Two women
will face runoff in election for President of Mexico while Israel rescues four
10/7 hostages.
Colleges and
universities give graduation ceremonies and include reminisces of classes
past. Gladys Knight and Patty LaBelle
celebrate Juneteenth. In Oregon, Blue, the dog, races
four miles to find and mobilize rescuers to save his master after the car falls
down an embankment. “Wild Thing” wins
title of World’s Ugliest Dog. Successful pig to human kidney transplant as Miss
Piggy turns 50; NBC calls present times a “Golden Age of Comedy”. Comedians fight back against cancel culture,
as Whoopi Goldberg and Chris Rock visit the Pope.
For those who like
heat... it’s hot.
JULY
Former and wannabe
President Trump thankful for awful performance by President Joe in their first
(and as it turns out, only) debate as FDA greenlights a new Alzheimers
drug. Sick or not, Biden will attend G-7 summit as more global incumbents are
being dis-elected by the world’s angry voters.
Convicted Wikileaker Julian Assange gives
thanks for the deal he cut to get out of a British prison after five years and
scoot back to Australia while 2,000 veterans dishonorably
discharged for being gay are pardoned.
Florida hockey team wins its
first Stanley Cup and Bronny James joins dad in NBA
draft. Doctors working on titanium
hearts and pioneeting voice box transplant that
enables the (medically) dumb to speak.
Michael J. Fox defies Parkinson’s to play guitar at Glastonbury
rockfest.
Assassin in Butler, PA shoots Trump in the
ear and he turns it into a show of strength – and fundraising. The nominee hustles off to Milwaukee,
receives congratulations from friends and foes, and selects Ohio book writer
and Senator J. D. Vance as Vice nominee.
The Dow, relieved, tops 40,000 as landlords across America thank the
politicians for new laws that enable them to evict more rabble and raise rents
on replacements. Sailors grateful for
dozens nautical rescues after shipwrecks and hurricanes while Michigan
researchers investigate 1893 shipwreck.
Under intense pressure, President Joe drops
his campaign and tells everyone to nominate Kamala Harris. Happy – pro- and anti-Harris Democrats. Not happy – Republicans. The Paris Olympics begin
and Snoop Dogg is one of the torch bearers.
Fragrant torch! 70 year old man, lost in the woods, survives five days by
eating berries. Oops: El Chapo’s nephew
takes a wrong turn, winds up in Texas and is arrested.
AUGUST
Gold bugs
celebrate American medalists in Paris... thanks to gymnasts Simone Biles, Jordan Chiles and Noah Lyles plus
swimmer Katie Ledecky, who thrilled the domestic and international billions
with a series of wholly unique performances. Noah Lyles takes 100 meters in
photo finish, women’s soccer and football teams take golds. The Games wrap with Tom Cruise skydiving into
the void.
Smiles all around for Paul Whelan, Evan Gershkovic
and other hostages in swap with Russia.
For Ukraine as they launch their invasion of Russia, for Netanyahu as
Israelis take out top Hamas and Hezbollah terrorists, for Hong Kong as Ying Ying the panda gives birth to twins and for Minnesotan Tim
Walz, selected by Veep Kamala as the Veep’s choice for Veep. Chicago DemCon ends
without violence, despite rich liberals demonstrating against Israel and for
Hamas. Swifties
flock to her concerts in the U.K.
Drugmakers say
weight loss pills like Zepbound cure heart disease
and inhibit smoking, other docs developing other drugs to cure cancer and
dementia. Minnesota 8
year old clobbers robber with a baseball bat. Heroic rescues of 14 month
old who fell down a pipe shaft and lost 7 year old saved by fisherman,
SEPTEMBER
The Teamsters’
Sean O’Brien checks UAW’s Sean Fain by not endorsing President Joe...
foreshadowing the resultant scenario where union bosses backed Biden, while workers
backed Trump, making both factions happy – for a while. Neighbors in Chesapeake VA catch a thief
robbing a child’s lemonade stand, then protect him from hanging by
vigilantes. Twenty-one
year old Karsen Kitchen becomes youngest
spacewalker.
And then the Great
Debate transpires – with both sides happy, convinced that their candidate
won. The participants even shake
hands! Once it’s over, everybody goes to
Ground Zero to memorialize 9/11 and give speeches. Two days later, a second Trump assassin also
fails and Djonald trumpets, triumphantly. A government shutdown is averted, and the Fed
cuts interest rates by half, not a quarter point, causing stocks to rise – a dropoff in crime and illegal immigration boost Harris, but
Trump counters - citing several grisly murders.
Nice cops deliver meals after arresting Door Dash driver and jump onto
moving truck with a sick driver at the wheel.
Good girl rescues 7 siblings from house fire. Burned bear rescued from wildfire. Six year old
kidnapped in 1951 finds real family through Ancestry. Small asteroid passes, but misses Earth.
B-52s headline
early tribute (not memorial, yet) concert for President Jimmy Carter’s 100th
on 10/1. Carter gets a Congressional
Gold Medal, along with Billy Jean King and NASA’s “hidden figures”, and says
his bucket list is to live long enough to vote for Harris. (He does.)
OCTOBER
Churches,
charities and blood drives dive in action after Hurricane Helene. Dolly Partin donates a million dollars in aid
as she sings “Helene” to the strains of “Jolene”. Pink Floyd sells its songs to Sony for
$400M. Next, Milton rumbles ashore and
aid efforts pivot. Dramatic Miltonian
rescues include a sailor who survived 19 hours in stormy seas clinging to an
ice chest, triplets and cat from
countertop in Fairview, NC.
Dockworkers and
truckers agree to suspend their strike until Jan. 15, saving Christmas. Interim deal is a 62% raise (workers wanted
70%, company 50%) raises average wage to $131,000/yr. And the new jobs report finds 251,000 added (before Amazon’s 250,000 Xmas hirings),
unemployment dropping a tenth of a point.
Mexico’s first female President Claudia Sheinbaum takes office. Jews celebrate three holidays, military experts say Israel has gravely weakened
Hamas (but not Hezbollah, nor Iran) even though Hezbollah’s terrorist-in-chief
Hassan Nasrallah is killed by the IDF. (They have a lot more jihadists.) Days later Israeli soldiers find and kill
Hamas leader and 10/7 mastermind Yahya Sinwa. DJI
proposes three state solution. Pandaplomacy prevails
as two beasts from China arrive at the DC National Zoo
Space X grasping
arms device successful. Awards season
begins... “Shogun” and “The Bear” grasping Emmys, Miranda Lambert and Shaboozey win People’s Choice CMA awards; Broadcast/Cable
Hall of fame inducts George Stephanopolous. Caitlin Clark wins WNBA rookie-of-the-year
award and narrowly misses a hole in one.
WNBA season over with record profits (but chintzy pay – soon to be
corrected). Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducts legends like Cher, Dionne
Warwick and Big Mama Thornton, madmen like Ozzy and the MC5 and corporate
rockers like Peter Frampton. Brooklyn
(OK, L.A.) Dodgers rally from five runs down to spank the bumbling and
stumbling Yanks in five games, as Freddy Freeman goes on a home run binge. Beyonce garners record Grammies
on what is called a women’s night. One
exception: a nomination for best spoken word goes to 100 year
old Jimmy Carter.
NOVEMBER
Daylight Savings
begins. The bells of Notre Dame cathedral began ringing for the first time
since the catastrophic fire five years ago, but fail to wake Don Joneses in
America who enjoy their extra hour’s sleep as Halloween child abduction ghouls
and candy poisoners fail to materialize – except for one hapless Florida
pervert who tries to kidnap a 13 year old girl who
beats him up.
MAGA gives thanks
to Donald Trump for his victory and America gives thanks that the race was a
blowout... thus eliminating the potential for election steal scandals. Harris just concedes and goes away. Djonald starts
handing out jobs - campaign staffer Susie Wiles will be the first female Chief
of Staff as record thirteen women take Governors’ office and Capt. Lacy Hester
becomes first woman to get Silver Star for shooting down Iranian drones over
Israel. Elon Musk’s pledge to give a
million dollars a day to the lucky lotto winners who signed his Trumpetty pledge (to only uphold the First and Second
Amendments) rewards fifteen, but critics say they were pre-chosen and the
contest was rigged. Most foreign
leaders, nonetheless, congratulate the winner.
The Bidens
celebrate Labor Day as Boeing jet and Philly transit strikes are settled, and
Veterans’ Day memorials in Arlington and Normandy. Worker rescued after falling into a hole in
Louisville and being buried under tons of rubble while Disney cruise ship rescues 4 from
sinking catamaran off Bermuda.
And as of today, President Trump is
grateful (and Democrats are not) because Prosecutor Jack Smith drops two of the
four indictments against him... the Mar-a-Lago documents theft and the big one,
the One Six insurrection in which a protester and five policemen were killed
and then-VP Mike Pence barely escaped being hanged by the mob.
Trump, the talking heads agree, had
gambled that the law would uphold the Constitutional provision that that a
sitting President cannot be tried for such criminal offenses (and if his own Supremes
had ruled against him, he would just have pardoned himself). The scheme worked, and the criminal charges
are down to Stormygate, which has been pushed back
and back and seems likely to take another back seat while more substantive
matters (like the Chinese tariffs, now extended to potential enemies Canada and
Mexico) and the threat of nuclear war, if Djonald UnBravely can convince President Zelenskyy to seurrender to Mad Vlad.
Seems like everybody but the media
are grateful that Election 2024 is over and that Matt Gaetz, more of an
embarrassment to Republicans than a danger to law and order, has been sent
packing. Of Trump’s dozens of announced
and presumed appointments, that leaves the Terrible Trio (Hegseth,
Gabbard, RFK) awaiting the dangers of confirmation, hoping for a successful
recess appointment and featured players of next week’s Lesson.
Our Lesson:
November Eighteenth through Twenty Fourth, 2024 |
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Monday, November 18, 2024 Dow: 43,389.60 |
President-Elect Trump starts applying pressure to
Congress to confirm accused rapists Gaetz and Hegsteth (with his Nazi tattoos). Elon and Vivek promise to slash government
programs, perhaps including Medicare and Medicaid, and terminate others –
like public television (No more cookies for Monsters!) while Education czrina Linda McMahon will give them old rasslin’ footage of Umberto Mercado and Barry Horowitz to
fill their time after banning Tik Tok.
IntSec Burgum and Chris (“There is no
climate crisis!) Wright will tell Don Jones to get used to North Dakota
winters and Death Valley summers, while RFK Junior welcomes The Measles and SEComedian Richard Bessert
implements Project 2025. Masked
Neo-Nazis march and shoot in Columbus, Ohio, madman stabs and kills three in
Gotham while another mass shooter takes down 13, killing two in New Orleans,
but America can also point otherwheres as to the
crime problem after masked home invaders storm and loot Windsor Castle while
terrorized Princess Kate and the kids hide in their safe room. Grim antics
at Grimmway Farms where carrots infused with E-Coli kill consumers and have
to be recalled. (No more carrots for
Bugs Bunny!) |
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Tuesday, November 19, 2024 Dow: 43,268.94 |
Two feral emus escaped from insurance commercials
join the six mystery lab monkeys still running wild and transmitting whatever
they have to transmit in South Carolina. Djonald UnChained appoints a
minder to watch over RFK and the worms in his mind... quack medicine salesman
and failed Senatorial candidate Dr. Oz.
More appointees include Howard Lutnick as ComSec and Matt Whitaker for NATO ambassador. He mocks experts who say mass deportations
will cost $88B and make it hard for farmers and other low-pay employers to
find workers and goes, instead, to Texas with Elon to watch Space X veer off
course, crash into the ocean and explode. As Florida
lawyer Jeff (not Def) Leppard’s two Gaetz rape
clients tell their story, Congress refuses to release the hearings some say
prove Matt’s bad behavior. The
inevitable happens... a leaker gets ahold of the docs and starts leaking to
the media while more shysters swarm – eager to cash in on the toxic carrot
case and make Bugs a rich bunny. Patriots in
Alabama protest a real estate speculator who buys land and cuts down the
trees, including those with bald eagle nests.
Gumment latecomers promise more
investigations. |
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Wednesday, November 20, 2024 Dow:
43,408.47 |
America sends its best and beasts to President Joe’s
82nd birthday, whereupon he vacations in Brazil, wanders off into
the Amazon as incumbent DefSec Austin quickly gifts
Ukraine with longer range missiles and land mines to plant and blow off
children’s legs in years to come. Red and
pink elephants lining up to cheer on or express caution about conforming
Joe’s replacement’s team as Venmo cites 27 payments to Gaetz “girlfriends” and party drug pushers
that, say supporters, make him just a pedophile pimp, not a rapist. Loyal Stephen Miller promises Trump will
seek recess appointments if Speaker Johnson can’t force Congress to kiss
his... something... while several dirty doctors allege that Dr. Oz was, and
remains, a quack. Some old
friends return to the West Coast... bomb cyclones in Seattle blow down trees
on houses, killing a woman taking a shower, render much of the Northwest
powerless and drench it with a dozen inches of rain. And the Atmospheric River comes back to
California, finally ending the drought and wildfire danger. (Rain is also predicted for the dry and
gasping BosWash corridor. |
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Thursday, November 21, 2024 Dow:
43,870.35 |
With one week to Thanksgiving, TV-con-mystics say
some holiday dishes are more expensive than last year (milk, eggs and, due to
recall, butter) while others (canned and frozen, not fresh vegetables and
store brand pumpkin pies) are cheaper.
Consumers are storming retailers in advance of Black Friday to stock
up on their cheap Chinese stuff before Trump takes office, raises tariffs and
the cost is passed along to Don Jones. While
climatologists hail the rain (and hail and snow) returns, primatologists say
there are now only four runaway
monkeys at large. Asked what happened
to the other two, MAGAnauts say the hungry Haitians
told them they don’t know. Crime and
punishment have their out across America as home invaders storm and loot
Windsor Castle (the royals hide in their panic rooms and survive), South
American gangs jam security devices to rob athletes’ homes while they’re
playing (cops recommend dogs), Minnesota goof arrested in plot to blow up the
New York stock exchange and angry Mom turns in NYC stabber. In the courts, Venezualan
killer Jose Ibarra, whose murder of a jogger on the U. of Georgia campus
probably elected Trump, gets life without, Baby drowning Susan Smith denied
parole, Idaho killer Kohberger gets death (if the
jury agrees), Jussie Smollett’s fake lynching conviction overturned on a
technicality (the disgusted D.A. says he’s still guilty) and a bi-genocidal
International Criminal Court’s war crimes tribunal indicts both Israel’s
Netanyahu and the leader of Hamas,
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Friday, November 22, 2024 Dow:
44,221.96 |
As red and pink elephants line up for or against
Matt Gaetz, the creepy Congressman counts confirmation votes (five against
where he could only lose three) and withdraws as Trump’s AyGee. The Republicans who loathed him now call
him a hero, brave and noble (for saving them from having to vote). Beady little eyes now turn to fellow rapist
Pete Hegseth. Holiday
travel season begins with traffic jams on the roads and chaos in the
skies. At the airport, TSA screeners
crack down on line jumpers while, on foreign grounds, six tourists die after
drinking toxic alcohol in Laos. Sports fans
hail unanimous selections of Shohei Ohtami (NL) and
Aaron Judge (AL) as MVPs and express curiosity as Jason Kelce cuts a
Christmas album with Stevie Nicks.
Movie fans look forwards to a showdown between “Gladiator” and
“Wicked” (already being called “Glickid”). |
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Saturday, November 23, 2024 Dow: Closed |
Djonald UnHarried quickly
appoints his old impeachment lawyer and lobbyist for Qatar, Pam Bondi, and continues
filling his cabinet with former employees, old cronies like three other civil
and criminal lawyers plus breaker/fixer Sebastian Gorka
and losing 2022 candidates... Dr. Oz, Kelly Loeffler, The Dow,
relieved at both the shutdown of the gumment shutdown
and removal of Gaetz embarrassment, re-visits the 44K mark while the S&P
cracks 20K. BlueSky accuses X of Trumpishness and gains converts as a sanctuary for
despairing donkeys and META purges 2M subscribers (or bots) accused of
promoting romantic “pig butchering” scams.
Florida
legislators follow Elon and Vivek by moving to remove fluoride from water...
critics call it a “war on dentists”.
Texas commands schools, on pain of defunding, to teach public school
students Biblical lore, law and legendry – teachers begin quitting to pursue
other careers, in other places. |
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Sunday, November 24, 2024 Dow: Closed |
COP29 (see last week’s lesson) ends with payoffs to poor
nations who say that the $300B are not enough and look back in anger while
looking forward in fear to Trump and Belem.
Djonald UnRuffled
chooses moderate Burgum as climate czar. It’s Talkshow Sunday, and, with Jon Karl hosting “The Week”,
New 47’s “flurry” of cabinet appointments mark him a man in a hurry to select
a cabinet of comedians, billionaires, reformed Democrats and even a few
capable administrators (more next week) minus the FBI vetting and, perhaps,
via recess appointments if others (RT’s Christie fingers Hegseth,
Tulsi and RFK Junior as most likely to face the
fate of Gaetz). Sen. Bill
Hagerty (R-Tn) praises Trump’s “energy” and the voters who gave him his
mandate don’t care about FBI niggledepicketting
about vaxgrounds or spookstuff
or even that there has been only one black cabinaut
(out of dozens so far) and maybe a Latina LaboSec
(unless Republicans abandon her). Responding
from Canada, Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Mn) denies she is emigrating, calls recess
appointments dangerous (Pam Bondi, Gaetz’s
replacement, is calling for Bidenists to be fired,
investigated and locked up). Among other
Round Tablers, former RNC Chair Reince Priebus
called 2016 a simpler campaign when Trump seemed afraid of the power he now
relishes and let Bush-era RINOs muddy his mandate. Former DNC chair Donna Brazile
recalls her own strenuous vetting and says if the Restoration Prez really wanted in-your-face picks, he should have
appointed Hulk Hogan or maybe Vince instead of Linda McMahon. Rep.
Jasmine Crockett (R-Tx) asks whether alleged pro-labor Lori Chavez-Deremer is for union workers or union bosses. Christie’s advice to Dems is to focus on
just one of the most controversial picks (above), de-confirm him or her, then
go to sleep for two years and wait for America to implode. On “Face
the Nation”, trans- (gender, not portation) Congressthing-elect Sarah McBride (D-De)weeps and whines,
decrying Djonald Trump’s attack on “vulnerable
people” like sexual, racial and citizenly minorities, doing the same
championship of victims and failures as caused Americans (outside of
Delaware) to vote for him. President
Joe is to be commended for pardoning the turkeys, but most flu-free birds of
the season... wild or domestic... are prey
– and wind up either on the table or in the bellies of the wolves among us. |
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Another slow post-election pre-holiday week is livelied up by Trump’s margin of victory as shoved the
potentiality of recounts and accusations of pilfered and/or plundered ballots
off the Thanksgiving table. Kamala
Harris has said she concedes and will undergo the humiliation of having to
confirm Djonald’s restoration and the stock
market... seeing all the radical Republicans swept into office...
soared. There might be a reckoning if
proposed tariffs on China and the rest of the world kill the e-con-me next
year, but, for the present, Don Jones and the family are as happy as Peach
and Blossom – pardoned and headed to a life of ease. |
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CHART of CATEGORIES
w/VALUE ADDED to EQUAL BASELINE of 15,000 (REFLECTING…
approximately… DOW JONES INDEX of June 27, 2013) Gains in indices as improved are noted in GREEN. Negative/harmful
indices in RED as are their designation. (Note – some of the indices where the total
went up created a realm where their value went down... and vice versa.) See a
further explanation of categories here… |
ECONOMIC INDICES |
(60%) |
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CATEGORY |
VALUE |
BASE |
RESULTS by PERCENTAGE |
SCORE |
OUR SOURCES and COMMENTS |
|
||||
INCOME |
(24%) |
6/17/13
revised 1/1/22 |
LAST |
CHANGE |
NEXT |
LAST
WEEK |
THIS
WEEK |
THE
WEEK’S CLOSING STATS... |
|
|
Wages
(hrly. Per cap) |
9% |
1350
points |
10/21/24 |
+0.49% |
12/24 |
1,545.00 |
1,545.00 |
|
||
Median
Inc. (yearly) |
4% |
600 |
11/11/24 |
+0.028% |
11/25/24 |
675.80 |
675.99 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
39,804 815 |
|
|
Unempl. (BLS – in mi) |
4% |
600 |
9/24 |
-2.44% |
11/24 |
556.38 |
556.38 |
|
||
Official (DC – in mi) |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
-0.14% |
11/25/24 |
233.67 |
233.33 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
6,900 910 |
|
|
Unofficl. (DC – in mi) |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
-0.24% |
11/25/24 |
255.53 |
254.92 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 12,529
559 |
|
|
Workforce
Participation Number Percent |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
+0.0037% +0.0112%
|
11/25/24 |
300.33 |
300.30 |
In
161,908 914 Out 100,499 516 Total: 262,407 430 61.70109 .69416 |
|
|
WP
% (ycharts)* |
1% |
150 |
11/11/24 |
-0.16% |
12/24 |
151.19 |
151.19 |
https://ycharts.com/indicators/labor_force_participation_rate 62.60 |
|
|
OUTGO |
(15%) |
|
||||||||
Total Inflation |
7% |
1050 |
10/24 |
+0.2% |
12/24 |
952.88 |
952.88 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm +0.2
|
|
|
Food |
2% |
300 |
10/24 |
+0.2% |
12/24 |
270.53 |
270.53 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm +0.2 |
|
|
Gasoline |
2% |
300 |
10/24 |
-0.9% |
12/24 |
251.55 |
251.55 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm -0.9 |
|
|
Medical Costs |
2% |
300 |
10/24 |
+0.4% |
12/24 |
285.19 |
285.19 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
+0.4 |
|
|
Shelter |
2% |
300 |
10/24 |
+0.4% |
12/24 |
258.18 |
258.18 |
http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
+0.4 |
|
|
WEALTH |
|
|||||||||
Dow Jones Index |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
+1.79% |
11/25/24 |
350.17 |
356.43 |
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/index/ 44,221.96 |
|
|
Home
(Sales) (Valuation) |
1% 1% |
150 150 |
10/21/24 |
+3.125% +0.67% |
11/24 |
124.43 284.61 |
128.32 286,52 |
https://www.nar.realtor/research-and-statistics Sales (M): 3.84 3.96 Valuations
(K): 404.5 07.2 |
|
|
Debt (Personal) |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
-0.028% |
11/25/24 |
263.88 |
263.81 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 76,052
073 |
|
|
GOVERNMENT |
(10%) |
|
||||||||
Revenue
(trilns.) |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
+0.22% |
11/25/24 |
428.61 |
430.68 |
debtclock.org/
5,042 053 053 |
|
|
Expenditures (tr.) |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
+0.23% |
11/25/24 |
291.56 |
290.90 |
debtclock.org/ 7,084
100 100 |
|
|
National Debt tr.) |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
+0.056% |
11/25/24 |
373.66 |
373.45 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 36,007
027 |
|
|
Aggregate Debt (tr.) |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
+0.078% |
11/25/24 |
385.98 |
385.68 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/ 102,654
734 |
|
|
|
||||||||||
TRADE |
(5%) |
|
||||||||
Foreign Debt (tr.) |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
+0.17% |
11/25/24 |
280.46 |
279.97 |
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
8,627 642 |
|
|
Exports
(in billions) |
1% |
150 |
11/11/24 |
-1.43% |
12/24 |
167.67 |
167.67 |
https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html 267.9 |
|
|
Imports (in billions)) |
1% |
150 |
11/11/24 |
+2.87% |
12/24 |
154.79 |
154.79 |
https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html 352.3 |
|
|
Trade Surplus/Deficit (blns.) |
1% |
150 |
11/11/24 |
-16.59% |
12/24 |
250.05 |
250.05 |
https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html 84.4 |
|
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|
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SOCIAL INDICES |
(40%) |
|
||||||||
ACTS of MAN |
(12%) |
|
|
|||||||
World Affairs |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
-0.1% |
11/25/24 |
453.31 |
452.86 |
Bribery prosecutions
in Brazil collapse. Six tourists
killed by tainted alcohol in Laos. New
Guinea faces post-Halloween wicked witch hunts and accusations of sorcery. Georgians (the country) debate dependence
on Russia, |
|
|
War and terrorism |
2% |
300 |
11/11/24 |
-0.3% |
11/25/24 |
290.61 |
289.83 |
Bad Vlad
ups NoKo mercenary count from 10 to 100K and bombs
new civilian targets as Ukraine welcomes better American munitions and Putin,
as usual, threatens nuclear war while Russia is blamed for the sabotage of
Atlantic AI cables. 45 democracy
activists jailed in Hong Kong crackdown. |
|
|
Politics |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
nc |
11/25/24 |
480.90 |
480.90 |
The 2024
campaign is done in a Trump sweep, now it’s on to cabinet confirmations (see
next week’s Lesson) after alleged rapist Matt Gaetz “nobly” sacrifices
himself for his master. Thankful for
validation by the election, masked neo-Nazis march in Columbus, Ohio. |
|
|
Economics |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
+0.3% |
11/25/24 |
439.69 |
441.01 |
Hedge fund wiseguy Scott Bessent appointed
SecTreas – he’ll eventually take over Fed’s propose
breakup of Google/Chrome monopoly.
Survey shows “cheap” store credit cards gouge, Big Lots rate hits
36%. Experts say mass deportations
will cost $88B and raise food prices due to lack of low-pay agricultural
workers. Dow re-cracks 44K, S&P
tops 20K. Thanksgiving finds turkey
prices down, experts recommending canned or frozen vegetables over fresh
while egg prices soaring due to Bird Flu. |
|
|
Crime |
1% |
150 |
11/11/24 |
-0.2% |
11/25/24 |
222.34 |
221.90 |
Mad stabber
kills three in NYC, turned in by his mother.
Dad arrested after infant found dead in Safe Home Baby Box. Mass shooter hits 13, kills two in New
Orleans. Interpol hunts Wisconsin
kayaker who faked drowning to escape his wife and run off to a Communist girl
(just like Trump - twice!). As holiday
travel begins, airlines crack down on... line
jumping? |
|
|
ACTS of GOD |
(6%) |
|
|
|||||||
Environment/Weather |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
-0.3% |
11/25/24 |
372.58 |
371.46 |
Coastal
flooding rains hit California and New York; NJ (20 inches) tops Sonoma (only
17”). Blizzards pound Scranton while a
dead whale washes up on Alaska beach. Environmental Czar nominee Chris Wright
says “there is no climate crisis” and adds that it’s all just a liberal plot. |
|
|
Disasters |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
-0.1% |
11/25/24 |
416.57 |
416.15 |
Trump and
Musk go to Texas to watch Space X Starship launch which veers off course,
falls into the ocean and explodes. Bad
hospital in India kills ten newborns.
Thanks given by SF man, rescued after falling off an Oceanside cliff,
Floridian who falls 30 feet after attack by bees while trimming trees. |
|
|
LIFESTYLE/JUSTICE INDEX |
(15%) |
|
|
|||||||
Science, Tech, Education |
4% |
600 |
11/11/24 |
-0.1% |
11/25/24 |
624.54 |
623.92 |
Texas greenights conservative Biblical theocracy in schools... it’s
not mandatory (yet) but participants get $40 per convert while teachers are
quitting or moving elsewhere. Liberals
deserting “X” after election and turning to new host BlueSky to waste time. |
|
|
Equality (econ/social) |
4% |
600 |
11/11/24 |
+0.4% |
11/25/24 |
657.86 |
660.49 |
SecLabor Rep. Lori Chavez-DeRemer
(R-Or) a threefer... a woman, Latina and closet
Democrat whose confirmation Senate Republicans vow to kill. Female cop saves Ohio man from burning
truck. 2022 losers get sweet
consolations: Kelli Loeffler (female – GA) considered (not yet chosen) AgSec, Dr. Oz (Turkish - PA) as Medicaid and Medicare
Czar. |
|
|
Health |
4% |
600 |
11/11/24 |
-0.3% |
11/25/24
|
446.12 |
444.78 |
A grim week
for grocers as Grimmway Farms carrots are poisoning Bugs Bunny, ground beef
(not the onions) from Wolverine clawing at the stomachs of burger eaters,
frozen Chinese dinners and resurgent winter diseases like whooping cough
arise and KILL. Kia and Hyundai
recall 200K powerless electric powered vehicles and Drunk Elephant recalls
toxic skin care products.. |
|
|
Freedom and Justice |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
-0.1% |
11/25/24 |
481.54 |
481.06 |
Man sues
Netflix for poor reception on Tyson/Paul fight. Why?
Florida moves to remove fluoride from drinking water, prompting NY
liberals to call it “a war on Dentists.”
(What would Vermin Supreme say?) |
|
|
CULTURAL and MISCELLANEOUS INCIDENTS |
(6%) |
|
||||||||
Cultural incidents |
3% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
+0.1% |
11/25/24 |
541.56 |
542.10 |
“Red One”
flops as moviegoers await “Glickid” with “Wicked”
winning in US, but “Gladiator” internationally. Buffalo ends KC win streak at 15, saddening
Swifties; Shohei Ohtani and
Aaron Judge win NL and AL MVP awards.
UConn’s Gino Auriemna becomes winningest
NCAA hoops coach ever. CMA winners
include Chris Stapleton, Megan Moroney, Cody Johnson. Musk and Vivek targets now include Public
TV, so “no more cookies for you, Sesame Street!” Liam Payne funeral in in the town of Amersham, northwest of London draws the boys. RIP: Sen. “Big Red” Fred Harris, the last
real Democrat in Oklahoma; Herelda Stenhouse, at
113; actor Paul Teal (“One Tree Hill”); gameshow host Chuck Woolery; Vic
Flick (“James Bond music composer”). R(etire)IP
tennis legend Rafael Nadal, the Blue Man Group. Adele ends her residency in Vegas. |
|
|
Misc. incidents |
4% |
450 |
11/11/24 |
nc |
11/25/24 |
530.80 |
530.80 |
Two of six escaped
SC monkeys caught, but they’re joined by two feral escaped emus from
insurance commercials. Alabama
patriots protest real estate speculator’s cutting down of tree with bald
eagle nest. Man arrested at Peruvian
airport with 320 tarantulas strapped to his body. |
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|
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The Don
Jones Index for the week of November 18, 2024 through 24 was UP 10.46
points
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ATTACHMENT ONE – FROM PEW RESEARCH
THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING, BUT THEIR
TRADITIONS AND ACTIVITIES VARY WIDELY
By John Gramlich, Michael
Rotolo and Laura Silver
See HERE
for charts and graphs
Just a few weeks after a divisive
presidential election, millions of Americans will break bread together for
Thanksgiving. A new Pew Research Center survey shows how Americans plan to
spend the holiday this year – and which Turkey Day traditions and activities
are more common than others.
How we did this
Here are the main takeaways from
the survey, conducted Nov. 12-17, 2024, among 9,609 U.S. adults:
Around nine-in-ten Americans (91%)
celebrate Thanksgiving. Large majorities in all major demographic groups
observe the holiday, though some people are more likely than others to do so.
For example, 96% of Americans ages 65 and older celebrate Thanksgiving,
compared with somewhat smaller shares of younger adults.
Immigration status also plays a
role. While 93% of adults born in the United States celebrate Thanksgiving, the
same is true of 88% of immigrants who have been in the country for more than 20
years, 76% of immigrants who have been in the country 11 to 20 years, and 74%
of immigrants who have been in the country for a decade or less.
Most Americans (74%) plan to have
Thanksgiving dinner with other people this year. Another 5% plan to have
Thanksgiving dinner alone, 2% don’t plan to have Thanksgiving dinner – whether
it’s because they are working or traveling or for some other reason – and 10%
didn’t know their plans yet at the time of the survey. The rest don’t celebrate
Thanksgiving.
For some Americans, Thanksgiving
dinner includes lots of other people. Around a quarter
(26%) expect to have Thanksgiving dinner with more than 10 other people this
year, including 7% who expect to have it with more than 20 others.
Smaller get-togethers are more
common: 26% of Americans plan to have dinner with six to 10 other people, 15%
with three to five other people, and 4% with one to two other people. The
remaining Americans plan to have Thanksgiving dinner alone, don’t plan to have
Thanksgiving dinner, didn’t know their plans yet or don’t celebrate
Thanksgiving.
Around a third of Americans (34%)
plan to have Thanksgiving dinner at their own home this year, whether
hosting others or dining alone. Another 39% plan to go to someone else’s home,
while 3% plan to go to a restaurant, hotel or other public place. The rest plan
not to have Thanksgiving dinner, didn’t know their plans yet or don’t celebrate
the holiday.
Older adults are more likely than
younger people to have Thanksgiving dinner at their own home: 40% of Americans
ages 50 and older plan to do so this year, compared with 29% of adults under
50.
Afternoon is the most popular time
for Thanksgiving dinner, but there’s no consensus on early versus late
afternoon. Some 36% of Americans prefer to have Thanksgiving dinner in the
early afternoon (that is, between noon and 3 p.m.), while 38% prefer to have it
in the late afternoon (between 3 and 6 p.m.). Only 11% of Americans prefer to
have Thanksgiving dinner in the evening (after 6), and just 1% prefer to have
it in the morning (before noon). Another 5% have no preference.
Dinnertime preferences follow a
regional pattern. Americans who live in the Midwest and South are more likely
to prefer Thanksgiving dinner in the early afternoon than the late afternoon.
But people in the Northeast and West are more likely to prefer the late
afternoon than the early afternoon.
There are also differences by age.
Americans 65 and older are more likely to prefer Thanksgiving dinner earlier in
the afternoon than later. Meanwhile, adults under 30 are more likely to prefer
late afternoon over early afternoon.
It’s common for Americans to say
grace or express gratitude at Thanksgiving dinner. Around two-thirds of
U.S. adults say someone at their dinner typically says a prayer or blessing
(65%) or says things they are thankful for (69%). And a majority of Americans
(56%) say someone at their Thanksgiving dinner typically does both of
these things.
Saying grace at Thanksgiving is
especially common among certain religious groups. For example, 91% of White
evangelical Protestants say someone at their Thanksgiving dinner typically says
a prayer or blessing. The same is true for 88% of Black Protestants, 74% of
Catholics and 72% of White nonevangelical Protestants. Prayer is much less
common among those who say their religion is “nothing in particular” (45%),
agnostics (39%), atheists (22%) and Jewish adults (22%).
Majorities across religious groups
also say someone at their Thanksgiving dinner typically expresses gratitude.
Many religiously unaffiliated Americans say this, too: 59% of those whose
religion is “nothing in particular,” along with 61% of agnostics and 48% of
atheists, say someone at their dinner typically says things they are thankful
for.
Driving and Thanksgiving go hand
in hand. The vast majority of Americans who plan to have Thanksgiving
dinner away from home this year (89%) say driving is the main way they’ll get
there. This works out to 38% of U.S. adults overall who expect to drive to
their destination.
Only 2% of Americans overall
expect to fly, while even fewer expect to take some other form of
transportation, such as local or regional transit.
Most Thanksgiving travel takes less
than an hour. A majority of those who plan to have Thanksgiving dinner
away from home this year (69%) expect their trip to take less than an hour.
That may have to do with the proximity of their family members: In a 2022
Pew Research Center survey, 55% of Americans said they live within an
hour’s drive of at least some of their extended family.
Looking at adults overall, 29%
expect their Thanksgiving travel to take less than an hour. Another 13% expect
it to take longer than that, including 6% who expect it to take three hours or
more.
Related: For
Thanksgiving, 6 facts about Americans and family
Apart from eating, Americans
expect to do a wide range of things this Thanksgiving. Certain
long-running Thanksgiving traditions, like watching
football or a parade,
are still fairly popular: 35% of Americans say it’s extremely or very likely
that they’ll watch sports on Thanksgiving, and 19% say the same about watching
a parade. Men are more likely than women to say they’ll watch sports, while
women are more likely than men to say they’ll watch a parade.
When it comes to conversation, 35%
of Americans say it’s extremely or very likely that they’ll talk about work or
school on Thanksgiving. And in the wake of a presidential election that
saw more
than 153 million Americans cast ballots, 26% expect the election to come
up. A similar share (24%) expect to talk about pop
culture like music or movies, though far fewer (4%) expect to go to a
movie.
Thanksgiving is a time for charity
for many Americans, and 19% say it’s extremely or very likely that they’ll
donate food or goods, while 4% expect to volunteer somewhere.
Thanksgiving is also the
unofficial start of the holiday
shopping season. Accordingly, 15% of Americans say it’s extremely or very
likely that they’ll shop for the holidays on Thanksgiving Day this year.
Getting some exercise on
Thanksgiving is a less popular idea: Only 4% of adults say it’s extremely or
very likely that they’ll play sports, while 3% expect to participate in a
community walk or run, like a turkey trot.
Following Donald Trump’s
reelection on Nov. 5, Trump voters are more likely than Kamala Harris voters to
say they’ll talk about the presidential election this Thanksgiving. Some
36% of Americans who voted for Trump say it’s extremely or very likely that they’ll
talk about the election on Thanksgiving. A smaller share of Americans who voted
for Harris (24%) say the same.
Trump voters who identify as
conservative are the most likely to talk about the election: 39% say it’s
extremely or very likely that they’ll do so on Thanksgiving, compared with 28%
of Trump voters who identify as moderate or liberal. Among Harris voters, 28%
of self-described liberals expect to talk about the election at Thanksgiving,
compared with 20% of those who identify as conservative or moderate.
In fact, conservative Trump voters
are about as likely to talk about the election this Thanksgiving as they are to
talk about work or school (36%) – and much more likely to talk about it than to
talk about pop culture (17%). By comparison, liberal Harris voters are more
likely to talk about work or school (42%) and pop culture (38%) than the
election.
Note: Here are
the questions
used for this analysis, the topline and
the survey
methodology
ATTACHMENT TWO – FROM THE PALM BEACH POST
WHERE
WILL DONALD TRUMP SPEND THANKSGIVING? ODDS ARE HE'LL BE IN FLORIDA
By Kristina Webb
For President-elect
Donald Trump, who has many options when it comes to where to spend a major
holiday, there is really only one choice for Thanksgiving: his beloved
Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach.
Trump has long made
Mar-a-Lago his Thanksgiving destination.
Thanksgiving week
traditionally marked his first extended stay at the beginning of Palm Beach's
social season, though he has spent increasingly more time at Mar-a-Lago
year-round since he and Melania Trump declared Palm Beach their permanent
residence in 2019. Before that, their permanent residence was in Trump Tower in
Manhattan.
Emails to Trump's
team seeking confirmation of the president-elect's Thanksgiving plans were not
returned by Tuesday morning. But all indicators point to Trump staying at
Mar-a-Lago through at least this weekend.
Trump diverted from
his record of celebrating Thanksgiving Day at his estate twice during his
presidency — first in 2019. While he spent some of Thanksgiving week at
Mar-a-Lago that year, he traveled on Thanksgiving Day to make a surprise visit
to Bagram Airfield in Afghanistan, where he spoke to service members, served
Thanksgiving dinner and sat to eat with members of the military, according to news reports at that time.
Amid the COVID-19 pandemic
and on the heels of his loss to Joe Biden in 2020, Trump opted to remain at the
White House for Thanksgiving. That year, he began his Thanksgiving Day by
playing golf at his Virginia club and then calling members of the military
serving overseas.
Following his
departure from the White House, Trump returned to his Thanksgiving tradition of
spending the week at Mar-a-Lago. In the past, he has been joined by his
children and grandchildren.
What does
Mar-a-Lago serve for Thanksgiving?
While it's not known
exactly what Mar-a-Lago will serve for Thanksgiving dinner this year, past
years can shed some light on the menu.
In 2016, press
reports said that Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago included 24 dishes, with turkey
and pumpkin pie alongside leg of lamb and grilled scallops.
In 2017, the
Trumps' Thanksgiving Day meal included turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and
gravy, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, baked goods, local produce and
cheeses, red snapper, Florida stone crab, and desserts including cakes and
pies, a White House spokesperson said at the time.
Mar-a-Lago in 2018
served a mix of traditional dishes and those with a more Florida feel: turkey, beef tenderloin, lamb, salmon, Chilean sea
bass, red snapper, braised short ribs, whipped and sweet potatoes, stuffing,
salad, deviled eggs, duck prosciutto, melon, Florida stone crab, oysters, jumbo
shrimp and clams, news reports said.
How did Trump spend
his Thanksgivings in Palm Beach?
Before his first
term, those close to Trump have said he would spend part of the day at his
Trump International Golf Club near Mar-a-Lago in suburban West Palm Beach,
where he would play a round of golf before heading back to Mar-a-Lago for
dinner and time with his family.
The three
Thanksgivings Trump spent in Palm Beach as president-elect and then president
also included some official business.
Trump's
Thanksgiving as president-elect in 2016 included the news that Fidel Castro,
the former revolutionary leader of Cuba, had died.
Trump's first
Thanksgiving as president the following year included calls to U.S. troops
serving in Afghanistan, Iraq, Turkey, Kuwait and the Arabian Gulf. He also
visited a local U.S. Coast Guard station.
During Trump's 2018
Thanksgiving visit to Mar-a-Lago, he threatened to close the U.S. border with
Mexico because of the expected of arrival of a caravan of immigrants.
While his
Thanksgiving Day in 2019 was spent abroad, Trump did spend time that week in
Palm Beach as he faced impeachment by House Democrats who said Trump tried to
extort Ukrainian officials by withholding aid in exchange for helping to
undermine Biden's candidacy. Trump held a rally in Broward County that week
before leaving for Afghanistan.
Which other
holidays does Trump spend at Mar-a-Lago?
Trump is known for
traveling to Mar-a-Lago to celebrate three other key holidays that fall during
Palm Beach's social season: Christmas, New Year's and Easter.
How long has Trump
owned Mar-a-Lago?
Trump bought
Mar-a-Lago in 1985 for an estimated $10 million.
Mar-a-Lago's name
means "sea to lake," representing the estate's position between the
Intracoastal Waterway to the west and the Atlantic Ocean to the east.
Construction of the
17-acre estate was completed in 1927 by cereal heiress Marjorie Meriweather
Post, who deeded the property to the National Park Service upon her death in
1973, with the intent that Mar-a-Lago be used as a retreat for presidents and
visiting dignitaries.
However, the
government gave Mar-a-Lago back to the Marjorie Meriweather Post Foundation in
1981, citing the costs of upkeep.
Also, the Secret
Service and State Department did not want Mar-a-Lago to be used as lodging for
presidents and dignitaries because the property was too large to properly
secure. The agencies also said the estate's position under the flight path to
Palm Beach International Airport made it vulnerable, according to news reports
from that time.
Today, Mar-a-Lago
is both a private club and Trump's home. He has made it the centerpiece of his
real estate portfolio and maintained it as a National Historic Landmark, while
expanding its facilities to allow more room to host weddings, fundraisers and
galas.
ATTACHMENT THREE – FROM the NANTUCKET INQUIRER
President
Joe Biden, first family to spend Thanksgiving on Nantucket
By Kaie Quigley Published: Nov. 18, 2024, 4:08 p.m
President
Joe Biden and the first family will be on Nantucket again this year for their
Thanksgiving vacation, continuing a tradition dating back to the mid-1970s.
The Secret
Service put in its order for 200-plus turkey dinners with Faregrounds
Restaurant owners Bill and Kim Puder
this week.
“It’s an honor, and we’re privileged to do it.
We’ve enjoyed serving him and his family and his details all these years,” Kim Puder said this week.
The Puders have been serving Biden and his family since long
before he was president. The first time they cooked a Thanksgiving meal for him
was when Biden was a senator from Delaware, 27 years ago.
Since
Biden has been president, the first family has had its Thanksgiving meal
prepared by a private chef, but the Puders have been
feeding Secret Service agents in the president’s detail, cooking about 150
meals to go and about 60 or 70 that will be eaten by off-duty agents in the
restaurant Thanksgiving Day.
It’s been
more work than just feeding the Biden family for the holiday — on top of the
200-plus meals the restaurant serves to the public on the holiday — but to the Puders it means just the same.
“There’s a
few more people that we’re feeding,” Kim Puder said.
“But they’re very kind, and they’re very appreciative.”
This
year’s visit will be Biden’s last as a sitting president as he concludes his
four-year term. He has just a couple of months left in the Oval Office
before president-elect Donald Trump is inaugurated in January.
The Puders don’t think this will be the last time they see
Biden, however.
“He’ll
still be coming after this year. He’s still our customer. An average Joe,” Bill
Puder said.
Nantucket
police Lt. Angus MacVicar said the White House has told him the president and
his support staff are coming but he could not share when the Bidens are
expected to arrive on-island. No changes are planned for this year’s visit, he
said.
During his
time as president and vice president under Barack Obama, Biden and his family
have tended to arrive on the island the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and stay
through the weekend.
“Their
requests from us are no different than last year,” MacVicar said.
The first
family, including the president and first lady, children Hunter and Ashley and
grandson Beau, last year stayed at the waterfront Abram’s Point compound of
Carlyle Group co-founder and prominent Washington, D.C. philanthropist David
Rubenstein, where they are again expected to stay during their visit.
The Bidens
were seen downtown on multiple days during their visit last year, shopping,
having lunch and taking in the festivities, including the Main Street
tree-lighting.
In many
ways, Biden’s annual family visit to the island was the same as it has been
since the beginning of his presidency.
But the
backdrop of the Israeli-Hamas hostilities in the Middle East made the visit
markedly different.
Security
was noticeably tighter during the president’s downtown visits, with a greater
distance maintained between the public and the first family than in past years.
More Secret Service agents, several of them with high-powered weapons, were
noticeably visible on Main Street.
A small group of pro-Palestinian
protesters unfurled banners reading “Free Palestine” and “End
Apartheid” at the Main Street tree-lighting, and a larger gathering formed at
the Milestone Rotary before heading downtown. A handful of pro-Israel
supporters also stood across the rotary, holding American and Israeli flags.
The
president also appeared to take part in his own Cold Turkey Plunge last year.
He was seen wrapped in a towel on the beach at Abram’s Point in a photo posted
on X by his granddaughter Naomi with the caption, “Annual Biden fam polar bear
plunge.”
Biden took
part in the Atheneum’s Cold Turkey Plunge fundraiser on several occasions
before he became president, venturing into the water at Children’s Beach with
hundreds of others on Thanksgiving morning.
Before
boarding the plane to leave the island last year, the president and first lady
spoke briefly with Bill and Kim Puder and their niece
Sharon Leary, along with several state troopers.
MacVicar
said he expects about the same level of disruption to normal island activities
as years past.
ATTACHMENT FOUR – FROM CNN
BIDEN SET TO USE HIS PARDON POWER MONDAY FOR THANKSGIVING TURKEY
TRADITION
By Betsy
Klein, CNN Published 12:00 PM EST, Wed November 20,
2024
With just two months until he
leaves office, President Joe Biden is gearing up to utilize his presidential
pardon power for fowl reasons.
Justice will be served Monday as
Biden pardons the national Thanksgiving turkeys on the White House South Lawn,
CNN has exclusively learned, participating in the 77th annual
tradition of the turkey presentation, according to a White House official.
The president will talk turkey and
make much ado about stuffing at his fourth and final Thanksgiving roast, a
yearly opportunity for a cornucopia of puns and a moment to give thanks –
providing some levity amid a range of global crises and the aftermath of a
hectic campaign season.
Weighing in at 40 and 41 pounds,
this year’s birds were hatched in July in Northfield, Minnesota, and will ride
the gravy train to Washington over the weekend, according to Alex Davidson, a
spokesperson for the National Turkey Federation. They’ll spend the customary
night in a luxe suite at the nearby Willard Hotel, where their names will be
unveiled at a press conference. They will be presented to Biden by National
Turkey Federation chair John Zimmerman, who raised the turkeys on his
independent farm.
Following their expected pardon,
both turkeys will retreat to Farmamerica, an
agricultural interpretative center in southern Minnesota, Davidson said.
Rumors of turkey pardons go back
in presidential history as far as Abraham Lincoln’s administration. Folklore
has it that Lincoln’s young son asked his father to spare a pet turkey that was
supposed to be part of their Thanksgiving dinner.
A competitive version of the
ceremony became national news in 1920, when a turkey from Texas sent to Woodrow
Wilson in a White House-shaped crate battled outside the White House with a
turkey from Kentucky. The Kentucky bird emerged victorious, according to the White House Historical Association.
ATTACHMENT FIVE – FROM READER’S DIGEST
70 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL THIS THANKSGIVING
By Charlotte
Hilton Andersen
Updated on Sep. 26, 2024
Gratitude
is good for you. There are so many things to be thankful for that this list is
only the beginning!
From
seasonal lattes to colorful leaves, there’s nothing quite like fall. Although
we may miss the warmer weather, this season of harvest and plenty reminds us
that there are so many things to be grateful for! An attitude of gratitude is a
powerful mental tool to practice positivity and increase our feelings of well
being, even with the daylight waning. With Thanksgiving right around the corner, it’s the perfect time
to remember things to be grateful for every day.
Whether those
things are big or small—and whether they involve family or just a simple
seasonal pleasure—they can give you a much-needed boost. Start with our
suggestions and then think about your own blessings to create a personalized
gratitude list. For more inspiration, check out these Thanksgiving quotes and Thanksgiving
prayers, and try incorporating these meaningful Thanksgiving traditions (and even some fun ones,
like breaking the turkey wishbone) into your
own get-together this year.
1. Family
During the holidays, spending time with family can be a lot of extra work
and stress. But this is also the perfect time to remember just how much of a
blessing your relatives are. So even when they’re annoying, try to focus on all
the things you love about your beautiful, wacky, funny,
a-little-bit-crazy-but-always-loving clan.
2. Carbs
Thanks to bread, stuffing, mashed potatoes, yams and pie, Thanksgiving is
basically the High Carb Holiday. Carbs get a bad rap sometimes, but they
certainly have a place in your diet, and Thanksgiving is the day to enjoy
them—guilt free.
3. A sense of humor
“Thank goodness we have a holiday set aside for being grateful—we’d sure
hate to have to do that every day!” Jim Gaffigan’s take on Thanksgiving will
have you rolling, and there’s more where that came from in YouTube’s massive
holiday-comedy library.
4. Crunchy, colorful, fragrant piles of leaves
Is there anything that says “fall” more than changing foliage? The
vibrant colors, satisfying crunch underfoot and woodsy smell combine to delight
all the senses.
5. Pets
Whether it’s the soulful eyes of your pup (begging for turkey) or the
tiny pink nose of your kitty (also begging for turkey, but in a much more
sophisticated way), Thanksgiving is the perfect time to shower a little extra
love on the critters that love you the most. Don’t miss this guide to celebrating
the holidays with your pets.
6. Crisp apples
Apples may be available in stores all year long, but there’s something
special about fall apples, with their fresh, crisp bite and tangy-sweet
juice—especially if you got them while apple picking. No wonder so many
favorite Thanksgiving recipes rely on apples!
7. That holiday helping spirit
The “holiday spirit” is a real thing, and we promise you, nothing will
make you more grateful for what you have than sharing some of it with someone
who has less.
8. New pumpkin recipes
Pumpkins are a remarkably versatile fruit, adding rich autumnal flavor to
sweet treats, savory soups and everything in between. This is the best time to
experiment with pumpkin recipes, whipping up all your orange-hued favorites. Or
just buy premade pumpkin treats—we love Costco’s
pumpkin pie, and it’s just $5.99!
9. Mums
Mums are a perennial (get it?) Thanksgiving favorite. Buy a pot for
yourself, or bring one as a hostess gift.
10. Pumpkin patches
Admit it: Whoever decided that walking through a muddy field to pick an
oddly shaped squash would be fun (and something people would pay money to do)
was kind of a genius. And it is fun!
11. Turkey
This classic Thanksgiving totem and food doesn’t get a lot of love the
rest of the year, but the humble turkey is a tasty source of filling
protein—not to mention high levels of tryptophan, the chemical known for making
you feel relaxed and sleepy after the big meal.
12. Tiny hand turkeys
These sweet paper cutouts will remind you how little and innocent
children are. They might even conjure memories of the days when your own world
was full of magic: Santa was real, and your little hands could create birds.
13. Your best friends
Friends are like family. And sometimes they’re even better than family,
especially when they’re saving the day by bringing over a non-burned turkey or
smuggling you a much-needed drink. Make sure to tell your friends how grateful
you are for their friendship and how much better your life is because you have
them. Better yet, host a Friendsgiving celebration this year and thank them in
person.
14. Candy corn
The vegetable corn is great and all, but controversial opinion: Candy
corn is way tastier. Mix it with peanuts for a salty-sweet Thanksgiving table
decoration that everyone can pick at while waiting for the bird to be done.
15. Delicious warm drinks
Fall means cooler temps, which of course means steamy mugs of
deliciousness. See you later, smoothies! It’s time for pumpkin spice lattes,
hot toddies, spiced ciders, mulled wines and even hot chocolate bombs.
16. Children’s gratitude lists
Ask an adult what they’re thankful for and they’ll say something sensible
like “a warm house” or “family.” Ask a kid, and you never know what answer
you’ll get! For instance, the
response one student gave his teacher will warm your heart.
17. Marching bands
Band geeks (aka musical geniuses) have been training for the big
Thanksgiving parade all year. Appreciate the pomp and artistry of a full band
by watching a parade on TV or lining up to cheer for your local high school
kids.
18. Early evenings
Summer nights, with their barbecues and night games, may get all the
glory, but fall nights can be just as fun. Pop some popcorn, pull out a board
game or puzzle, turn on a favorite movie and enjoy the
feeling of snuggling up together.
19. Football
Thanksgiving is prime time for football. Whether you’re watching a game
on TV or playing a little touch football at the park with friends, you can come
together over a sport that’s as much America as Thanksgiving itself.
20. A cozy kitchen
For many people, spending a day puttering around the kitchen, chatting
with family and making favorite recipes is a wonderful way to enjoy
Thanksgiving.
21. Scarves and mittens
With dropping temps, you need to bundle up. But nothing says you can’t do
it in style! Thanksgiving is the perfect time to debut your sleek gloves, warm
scarves, cute hats, tall boots and smart coats—and to be grateful for warm
fingers and toes.
22. The first snow
For much of the country, the first dusting of snow comes around
Thanksgiving, reminding you that winter is right around the corner. That first
chill and snowfall hints at sledding, snowmen, hot chocolate and holiday
parties.
23. Holiday songs
Listening to Christmas songs before Thanksgiving is a
contentious topic. But once Thanksgiving hits, feel free to play all your
favorite holiday tunes.
24. Peace and safety
The world can be a tumultuous place. But if you’re reading this, you’re
likely in a place of relative safety and peace. Be grateful, and do your part
to help make the world a better place in the coming year.
25. Pie
Pumpkin pie is
really only the beginning when it comes to delicious Thanksgiving pies. Apple
rhubarb, Dutch apple, French silk, coconut cream, and caramel pies are all
excellent variations on the seasonal dessert.
26. Electricity and plumbing
Remembering what our ancestors had to endure just to stay alive is apt to
make anyone grateful for modern conveniences. Just try to imagine what life
would be like without tap water, indoor toilets, electric lights and the
internet.
27. Comforters
Nothing caps off a wonderful Thanksgiving meal like falling into a deep
sleep under a fluffy, warm comforter in a soft bed. Add a nice throw blanket on
top for extra coziness.
28. Your health
If ever there was a time to be grateful for your health, it is now. And
if you’ve been able to avoid contracting COVID-19, you’ve been lucky.
29. Advice columns
Thanksgiving can be a depressing time, especially if your life isn’t
going quite the way you’d hoped. Reading about other people’s problems in an
advice column just might make you more grateful for your own situation.
30. Baby giggles
Thanksgiving is a time for families, and while having so many different
personalities in one place can be challenging, there’s always an upside: the
laughter of babies and toddlers. It’s genuine, it comes straight from the gut
and it happens at the best times (like when Grandpa accidentally burps).
31. Smiles from strangers
A smile from a stranger is a small thing, but it can change the
trajectory of your entire day. Someone noticed you. Someone liked you enough to
smile at you. It’s pretty amazing when you think about it.
32. Waiters
Many restaurants are packed on Thanksgiving. Let’s all take a moment to
be grateful for the servers, hosts, managers, cooks, chefs, bussers and other
workers who make it all possible. These stores are open on Thanksgiving too.
33. Mom
Whether your mother is in the next room, the next town, the next country
or the next life, Thanksgiving traditions can be powerful reminders of the good
times you shared together and how very much she loves you, no matter how far
away.
34. Dad
Don’t forget your papa! From organizing the neighborhood football game to
re-raking the leaf pile so you can jump in over and over again, dads hold a
special place on Thanksgiving.
35. Corn mazes
Get in your exercise before the big meal by walking (and getting lost) in
one of these clever life-size mazes.
36. Leftovers
Are there any leftovers better than Thanksgiving leftovers? No, no there
are not.
37. Potpourri
Bring the spicy, earthy smell of fall indoors with an easy stovetop
potpourri recipe: Put orange peels, cinnamon sticks, cloves, vanilla and nutmeg
in a small pot. Cover with water and heat on low, adding water as necessary.
You’ll enjoy the fragrance all day.
38. Books
What better way to spend those sleepy post-feast hours than curled up in
your favorite chair with a gripping mystery or a romance novel featuring pie. (Yes, that’s
a thing!) Or make it a family affair with children’s books about Thanksgiving.
39. Naps
Napping is as much a Thanksgiving tradition as football and turkey. And
indulging in this custom is just as good for you as it feels.
40. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
This year will be the 95th Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, making it a
holiday tradition that stretches back for generations. If you can’t attend
live, you can still watch it from the comfort of your home on TV or online—no
crowds required.
41. Pumpkin spice everything
Pumpkin spice lattes are just the beginning of the fun you can have with
this blend of allspice, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg and cloves. Pumpkin spice is
everywhere—from lattes, doughnuts and ravioli to body wash, hand soap, candles
and air freshener.
42. Nature walks in the forest
Nature is quite the artist, and there’s no better way to admire her
handiwork than by watching the colors change on the trees. A walk or drive to
see changing fall foliage is the perfect complement to
Thanksgiving dinner.
43. Black Friday
If shopping were a sport, it might overtake football as the premier
Thanksgiving event, thanks to Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals. The craziest
shopping day of the year isn’t for everyone, though, so feel free to enjoy the
sales from the comfort of your computer screen.
44. FaceTime, Skype and Zoom
Technology brings us so many gifts, but perhaps none are as meaningful as
the ability to see our loved ones even when they can’t physically be with us.
Thankfully, we have FaceTime, Skype, Zoom and other apps to bring in far-off
grandparents, cousins, children and friends. Make sure your online and
in-person gatherings are as pleasant as possible by avoiding these topics on Thanksgiving.
45. The roof over your head
This is one of the best things to be grateful for. Shelter is one of humankind’s
primary needs, but it’s so basic that unless you don’t have it, you may take it
for granted. This year, look up and be grateful for the roof that offers you
warmth and protection. And support organizations that help the unhoused find
roofs of their own.
46. Lip balm
Cold, dry weather means dry, cracked lips and skin. Lip balm and lotion
can be lifesavers this time of year. A
small thing to be grateful for, perhaps, but an important one.
47. Streaming television
Whether you’re in the kitchen, on the couch or doing chores around the
house, Thanksgiving is the perfect day to binge-watch a favorite show or get
caught up on shows you might have missed.
48. Emergency service personnel
You know who never gets a day off, even on Thanksgiving? Firefighters,
first responders, EMTs, doctors, nurses and many other emergency
service workers. Show them your gratitude for their service 365 days a year by
dropping off a little treat or making a donation to their local cause.
49. Tears
Thanksgiving tears are often of the poignant variety—saying goodbye to
loved ones and remembering past holidays. And those tears serve an important
purpose: We only cry when something is important to us, so those tears are a
reminder of how much we love and are loved.
50. Slipper socks
Slipper socks will keep your toes toasty through the holiday festivities.
They come in all kinds of styles, fun patterns and soft fabrics. Plus, they’re
the perfect cover-up for imperfect toenails.
51. Cell phones
Ponder for just a second what a miracle it is to have a TV, radio, camera
and computer all rolled into a single device that fits in your pocket. How else
would we capture all those precious Thanksgiving moments?
52. Freedom of speech
The historical roots of Thanksgiving often
get lost in the food and fun, but at its core, the holiday is about the
founding of our country. One of the benefits of being American: freedom of
speech.
53. Fresh air to breathe
Between the coronavirus pandemic, wildfires, storms and air pollution, we
can’t take clean air for granted. Every breath in—particularly when you can see
blue skies—is something to be thankful for.
54. Whipped cream
This classic pie topping is a must-have at Thanksgiving. Whoever figured
out how to whip cream long enough for it to be fluffy (but not so long that it
turns into butter) was brilliant. As was the person who decided to dump sugar
into the mix.
55. Frosted windows
As the days get colder, you will see some of nature’s most beautiful
artwork decorating your windows. Snowflakes and ice glitter more brightly than
any diamond.
56. Pizza and pad thai
Not everyone likes turkey and potatoes. Thankfully, these days you have
plenty of options for your feast. Get creative, go gourmet or just simplify.
FYI, these chain restaurants will be open on Thanksgiving.
57. Black olives
What’s a Thanksgiving meal without a bowl of olives for kids (and
adults!) to put on their fingers? Fingertip olives make a fun and tasty, albeit
less than sanitary, appetizer.
58. Challenges
Counting your blessings requires you to also look at all the challenges
you’ve faced lately—and how the two are connected. There is no triumph without
defeat, no joy without pain.
59. Vaccines and the scientists who invented them
Thanks to the COVID-19 vaccines and boosters, the flu vaccine and the
newest RSV vaccine, many people continue to be able to enjoy a holiday meal
with their loved ones. But don’t forget all the other vaccines that keep us
safe and healthy.
60. Streaming playlists
Classical background music during dinner? Bon Jovi while playing
football? Any type of music you could ever want is available at a touch. And
better yet, the chances are high that someone has already made you the perfect
playlist. That includes these Thanksgiving
songs that help create the perfect ambiance.
61. Old pictures
Thanksgiving is the perfect time to break out the old photo albums and
stroll down memory lane with loved ones. How great is it that treasured moments
of our lives are captured forever?
62. Growth
Everyone changes. Let’s be grateful that we’ve had the time to reflect on
who we are and the ability to grow into the people we want to be.
63. Sweaters
One perk of cooler weather is that you can rock your favorite sweaters.
Who doesn’t love looking cute and feeling cozy?
64. Holiday gifts
There’s nothing like giving and receiving holiday
gifts this time of year.
65. Work
Being able to enjoy what you do while providing for yourself and your
family is a blessing.
66. Chocolate
Is there anything more to be said? From the smallest of chips to the
largest of bars, milk or dark or even white, always be grateful that we have
chocolate.
67. Sparkling apple juice
This kids-table favorite is always a hit with adults too. Whether you
want a nonalcoholic option at Thanksgiving or just like sweet drinks, nothing
says fall festivities like a crisp glass of sparkling apple juice.
68. Stars
We don’t mean the kind on the red carpet, although you can be grateful
for those too! With daylight fading and nights getting longer, it’s comforting
to see bright stars or a full moon in the darkness. How many constellations can
you name? If none come to mind, try going outside after your meal to see
some—if the turkey hasn’t put you to sleep already!
69. Farmers
Our food doesn’t come from nowhere! When you’re looking at your delicious
Thanksgiving spread and trying to think about what to eat first, take a moment
to remember and be thankful for all the agricultural workers who made your
green bean casserole possible. Then stuff as much of it in your mouth as
possible. Thanks, farmers!
70. Gratitude
That’s right: We just told you to be thankful for being thankful. Practicing
gratitude can ward off depression, lower blood pressure, ameliorate anxiety and
even increase your life span. You’re welcome!