the DON JONES INDEX… 

GAINS POSTED in GREEN

LOSSES POSTED in RED

 

    5/8/26…   15,609.03

 5/1/26…   15,601.90

6/27/13...   15,000.00

 

(THE DOW JONES INDEX: 5/8/26... 49,596.97; 5/1/26... 49,652.14; 6/27/13… 15,000.00)

 

LESSON for FRIDAY, MAY 8, 2026 – “HE SMELLS SEA SHELLS; SPELLING DEATH FOREVERMORE!”

 

Amidst the grim and grievous circumstances for most of the world... mixed blessings/curses for the Russians (bad political, good economic) and Chinese (good political, bad economic), curses for everybody else, whether being bombed to death like Ukrainians or squeezed in the wallet, like Americans... the doughy, doughty Donald J. Trump, President of the U.S.A. and henchmen Pete Hegseth (Secretary of Defense/War), Kash Patel of the FBI, Mister Nobody (a Warsh awaiting confirmation at DHS or maybe someone else) and designated hitter, Todd Blanche – desperate to prove that he can deliver for the Man Upstairs – have conjoined and compounded a Hail Mary indictment of former Trump 1.0 Febbie James Comey as has MAGAprincipalists hootin’ and hollerin’, other pundits and politicos scratching their heads in wonder and astonishment and the much assailed print, mass and social media comedians thanking Jesus (or the ghost of Jack Benny) for a welcome (if not unexpected) windfall.

The gist, grist and gristle of the gift: after a pro-MAGA judiciary decided not to prosecute the former Febbie for malfeasance and disloyalty, Blanche has endeavored to triump where Pam Bondi failed... indicting and convicted Comey 2.0 on a witches’ cauldron of charges including attempted murder and terroristic threats.

And the cause... as we all know by now... Jimmy either designed or happened by a beachly arrangement of seashells as spelled out the numbers 8647 (destined to recline in history for at least a while, along with dates like 420... for stoners... or 54... for the Star Wars fanatics).

 

His Wikibio (ATTACHMENT “A”) informs us that James Brien Comey Jr. (/ˈkoʊmi/; born December 14, 1960) in Yonkers, New York, is an American lawyer who was the seventh director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from 2013 until his termination in May 2017.

Graduating from the College of William and Mary in 1982, majoring in chemistry and religion and the University of Chicago Law School in 1985, joined the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York in 1987 and was promoted to Deputy Chief of the Criminal Division, where he helped prosecute the Gambino crime family.

In 1996, Comey acted as deputy special counsel to the Senate Whitewater Committee and, under George H. W. Bush, prosecuted bank and identity fraudsters (including Martha Stewart), but concluded that Clinton's controversial pardon of Marc Rich involved no illegality.

Appointed Director by Barack Obama after private sector gigs at Lockheed Martin, Bridgewater investing (which made him a millionaire), and Columbia University, Comey oversaw the FBI's investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server for official communications while serving as Secretary of State, some of which contained information later determined to be classified. “His handling of the investigation, particularly his public statements and decision to reopen the investigation shortly before the 2016 U.S. presidential election, became a major source of controversy.

With Obama replaced by Trump 1.0, Comey was duly fired “fewer than 4 years into his 10-year term” after prosecuting Russiagate and not prosecuting Obama – after which his own version of revenge and retaliation included leaking various memos “detailing meetings with Trump,” interpreted by some commentators as evidence of obstruction of justice on Trump's part, becoming part of the Mueller investigation.

An angry Trump called for prosecution, conviction and incarceration of the former Febbie, but, while Inspector General Michael Horowitz called Comey "insubordinate" and found that Comey “violated FBI policy” with the leaked memos, he saw no evidence Comey or his lawyers shared classified information, “so the Department of Justice declined to prosecute him.”

Back in the private sector, Comey... like J. D. Vance... eschewed working for the Biden administration and turned to writing fiction and nonfiction books, garnering praise from thriller writers for his debut novel: “Central Park West”.  He gave speeches, taught classes and became a Fellow at think tanks, switched political party registration from Republican to Democrat and supported Kamala Harris in 2024, switched religious affiliation from Catholic to Methodist, beat colon cancer and fathered five children – his oldest graduating from Harvard Law and hiring on at his old New York U.S. Attorney’s Office.

On September 25, 2025, Comey was indicted by a federal grand jury in Virginia on two counts: one charge of making a false statement to Congress, and one charge of obstructing a congressional proceeding in the Russiagate controversy, but the case was dismissed on November 24, because prosecuting attorney Lindsey Halligan, “a political loyalist with no prosecutorial experience,” had been illegally appointed.

“On April 28, 2026, Comey was indicted again on two counts, knowingly and willfully making a threat to take the life of and to inflict bodily harm on the President of the United States, and knowingly and willfully transmitting in interstate commerce a threat to kill the President of the United States.  The charges stemmed from a picture he posted on Instagram in May 2025,” depicting seashells spelling "86 47", and his captioning the post: "Cool shell formation on my beach walk."

 

THE CHARGES

Expounding and expostulating on Sunday’s “Meet the Press”, Acting AyGee Todd Blanche... replacing Pam Bondi...  insisted that the indictment of Comey goes beyond the Instagram post central to his case.

“This is not just about a single Instagram post,” Blanche said. “This is about a body of evidence that [prosecutors] collected over the series of about 11 months.  (NBC, May 3, ATTACHMENT ONE)

Comey was indicted on charges alleging he threatened the life of the president after he posted a photo on Instagram of seashells forming the numbers “86 47.”

When asked Wednesday whether he actually felt that his life was threatened by Comey’s post, President Donald Trump said, “Probably.”

“Well, if anybody knows anything about crime, they know 86 — you know what 86 — it’s a mob term for kill him,” Trump added.

Blanche on Sunday said the Justice Department has “evidence of all sorts” against Comey and that the indictment goes beyond just the number “86 47,” which appears frequently on social media and online shops.

“That’s posted constantly. That phrase is used constantly. There are constantly men and women who choose to make threatening statements against President Trump,” Blanche told “Meet the Press” moderator Kristen Welker. “Every one of those statements do not result in indictments. Of course there are facts, there are circumstances, there are investigations that have to take place, and we have charged dozens and dozens of men and women this this year with threatening President Trump and others.”

Appearing later on “Meet the Press,” Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., criticized Blanche’s defense of the indictment, citing the widespread presence of “86 47” merchandise online.

“The only facts that distinguish this case from those people buying things on Amazon or posting things on Amazon is not any particular facts that are not visible to public,” the senator said. “It’s the fact that James Comey is a political opponent of the president’s. It’s the fact the president has called upon him for prosecution. It’s the fact that Todd Blanche wants to keep this job.”

The seashell squabble, which actually began almost a year ago (Newsweek, May 16, 2025: ATTACHMENT TWO) has united most, but not all, MAGAheads – who claim that the post is a call for his "assassination." This follows two previous attempts to harm the president ahead of the November presidential election.

Trump faced an assassination attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, during a July rally, and a second attempt in South Florida just two months later.  (Subsequently, a gunman was intercepted at the Press Correspondents’ Dinner last week, which has also engendered other strange developments (below).

The President then stated that he didn’t want to take a position on it because "that's going to be up to Pam [Bondi] and all of the great people. But I will say this, I think it's a terrible thing," the president added.

“Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem also reacted to the X post on Thursday,” calling out Comey: "Disgraced former FBI Director James Comey just called for the assassination of (Trump); DHS and Secret Service is investigating this threat and will respond appropriately."

The article concluded with the question: “What Happens Next?”, an answer: “The next steps in the investigation were unclear at the time of publication,” and, while the investigation and prosecution continue a year later, Noem and Bondi are no longer involved.

As to the origins of “86”, another NBC squibblet (April 29, ATTACHMENT THREE) opted for the culinary connotations, seeking out “hospitality” sources who claimed responsibility for the term.

"Any time you're out of anything, it's 86-ed" — meaning it's unavailable and needs to be replenished or replaced — said Mike Reyes, 45, who has worked in the hospitality industry for years, adding that he first heard the term when he started his first restaurant job at age 14.

“Nicole Holliday, a professor of linguistics at the University of California-Berkeley, said it has been around since at least the 1930s, when it was used to note when an item was sold out at a soda fountain.”

And another origin story “credited the term to a restaurant called Delmonico's, where a popular steak that was the 86th item on the menu would quickly sell out. Yet another claims it originated at a speakeasy called Chumley's, which had multiple entrances, including one at 86 Bedford St. When police would raid it during Prohibition, customers were told to “86” it — leave through the Bedford Street side. Chumley's closed in 2007, and the space later reopened as a steakhouse called The Eighty Six.

“Holliday said the term was also used in the 1930s and the ’50s to describe bar customers who’d been cut off from drinking more or kicked out of an establishment, and it is still used that way, as well. Merriam-Webster defines the term as slang meaning “to throw out,” “to get rid of” or “to refuse service to.”

Trump offered reporters in the Oval Office another definition.  "Well, if anybody knows anything about crime, they know 86 — you know what 86 — it’s a mob term for kill him. You know? You ever see the movies? ‘86 him,’ the mobster says to one of his wonderful associates, ‘86 him.’ That means 'kill him.' It’s, I think of it as a mob term," he said.

Zach Jensen, content development manager for the Mob Museum in Las Vegas, said he's not aware of the term's being used in mob movies, but there's a line in the film "Casino" in which Joe Pesci's character talks about bodies being buried in the desert on the outskirts of the city.

"There's this rumor that 86 means driving 80 miles out and burying a body 6 feet under. Another is 8 miles out and 6 feet under," he said, but "it's, like, a modern urban legend."

The Mob... as is to say, Old Time Mafia like depicted in Comey’s “Central Park West” novel, often prefers intimidation to execution, especially where civilians (witnesses, jurors, debtors) are concerned.  After all, dead men may tell no tales but, unless 86’s in the course of another crime, provide no income – or, in the present case, no political benefit.

It’s likely that Tony Soprano or Don Corleone would not prefer to be associated with Don Trump, due to his wayward ways, loose tongue and appetite for revenge, so perhaps some of the more sober MAGA wiseguys are hoping that

 

The liberal Slate ventured that the President… not only regarding Comey, but as in other cases against the Southern Christian Leadership folks or astronaut Mark Kelly… may not himself believe that he can convict, incarcerate (or, in the case of the treason cases against six Democratic officials) execute his enemies but, rather, is seeking to use intimidation to clear the path for his agenda.

The fault, as they see it, is in the federal grand jury process itself – which needs broader reform. “Grand juries are controlled by prosecutors. They can demand documents and can compel witnesses to testify under oath without counsel present while offering a one-sided version of the case to jurors. Without oversight, the grand jury becomes less a shield for citizens and more a tool of intimidation for a partisan prosecutor.”

Slate recommended several straightforward reforms that might… admittedly they are not silver bullets… curb these abuses. “Among them, we should require prosecutors to present exculpatory evidence in a case and to exclude evidence already ruled unconstitutional, which they currently do not have to. We should also give any person whom prosecutors intend to seek an indictment against, to the extent possible given any dangers to public safety, advance written notice of that status, Miranda‑style warnings, and a genuine opportunity to testify beforehand if they choose.”

THE INDICTMENT

          A5 X01 NY TIMES

The New York Times (April 28, ATTACHMENT FIVE) reported that the Justice Department has secured a new indictment of James Comey, the former F.B.I. director, over a photograph of seashells on a North Carolina beach. It comes after a past indictment effort spurred by President Trump last year ended in failure.

The Indictment includes two counts, first in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 871, alleging that James Comey, 65, knowingly and willfully made a threat to take the life of, and to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States. This charge alleges that on May 15, 2025, by publicly posting an image over the internet via Instagram depicting “86 47”, which a reasonable recipient who is familiar with the circumstances would interpret as a serious expression of an intent to do harm to the President of the United States.  (Department of Justice Press Release, ATTACHMENT SIX)  The Indictment also charges Comey in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 875(c), that James Comey consciously disregarded a substantial risk that his communication would be viewed as threatening violence.

Team Trump piled the rhetoric on.  “Threatening the life of the President of the United States is a grave violation of our nation’s laws,” said Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. “The grand jury returned an indictment alleging James Comey did just that, at a time when this country has witnessed violent incitement followed by deadly actions against President Trump and other elected officials. The temperature needs to be turned down, and anyone who dials it up and threatens the life of the President will be held accountable.”

“James Comey disgracefully encouraged a threat on President Trump’s life and posted it on Instagram for the world to see,” said FBI Director Kash Patel. “As the former Director of the FBI, he knew full well the attention and consequences of making such a post.”

If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison.

Newsweek’s Anna Commander (Attachment Three, above) found Team Trump in unusually high spirits, cracking jokes and fracking on social media.  Donald Trump Jrposted a meme on X, formerly Twitter, on Friday that said "Trump Won B****" in shells. The caption of the post said, "I was walking along the beach and these rocks and shells suddenly appeared. I assumed it was a political message."

Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado also posted one to X on Thursday after the incident that read, "FAFO" spelled out in shells. This abbreviation is commonly used to mean "F*** Around and Find Out."

And Mike Collins, Georgia Republican congressman, on Friday posted a meme to X depicting "86 MS-13" with the caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk." MS-13 is an El Salvadoran gang that has been labeled a foreign terrorist organization by the Trump administration.

Trump, in a preview clip from an interview with Fox News on Friday, stated: "He knew exactly what that meant, a child knows what that meant. If you're the FBI director and you don't know what that meant? That meant assassination. And it says it loud and clear," Trump said.

Before his firing, during his days as a Republican, “Comey  maxxed out his contributions to Mitt Romney in 2012 in an effort to unseat his new boss, and also gave to Obama's 2008 opponent, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)” (CBS, ATTACHMENT EIGHT), but pivoted to support Kamala Harris in ’24.

 

The case has drawn attention beyond the American borders.  Last week, the BBC reported (ATTACHMENT NINE) that Comey surrendered to authorities, refusing to enter a plea or speak during his brief appearance at a Virginia court on Wednesday afternoon.

His attorney, Patrick Fitzgerald, said the former director would seek dismissal on grounds of selective and vindictive prosecution - arguing he was targeted for speaking out against Trump.

Judge William Fitzpatrick read the charges against Comey. He nodded as he was read his rights and later smiled back at his family when he was leaving, the BBC's US partner CBS News reported.

Fitzpatrick denied the justice department's efforts to set conditions of release for Comey, saying they were not necessary, according to CBS.”

In a video statement the night before his arrest, Comey said he was determined to fight the charges.

"This won't be the end of it - but I'm still innocent, I'm still not afraid and I still believe in the independent federal judiciary."

And Al Jazeera of Qatar took notice even as the bombs were flying over the MidEast – explaining that, while the number 47 is commonly understood to refer to Trump, who became the 47th US president after returning to office in January 2025, the dispute focuses on the meaning of “86”.

In US slang, “86” can mean to remove, reject or throw something out. It has long been used in restaurants when an item is unavailable or taken off the menu.

Some critics of Comey’s post claim the number can also imply getting rid of something or someone violently, though that interpretation is disputed. Comey said at the time that he did not intend the post as a threat.

He later deleted it, writing that he had not realised some people associated the numbers with violence and that he opposed violence “of any kind”.

 

WHY IS THIS CASE POLITICALLY SIGNIFICANT?

“Comey has been one of Trump’s most prominent adversaries for years,” the Jazzies contend (ATTACHMENT TEN)

“As director of the US Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from 2013 to 2017, Comey oversaw investigations that angered both Democrats and Republicans during the 2016 election cycle. Trump later fired him in 2017, a move that triggered major political fallout and scrutiny over whether the dismissal was linked to the FBI’s investigation into whether Russia had interfered with the 2016 presidential election, which Comey was overseeing.

After Comey was dismissed, Special Counsel Robert Mueller took over the Russia investigation.

The investigation lasted nearly two years and found that Russia had made major efforts to sway the 2016 election. Ultimately, it did not prove there was any criminal conspiracy involving Trump or his team, but the case hung over Trump for years, and he condemned it as a “witch-hunt”.

 

SURPRISE and WONDER

Beyond the reef of MAGAnitude, Joes and Moes (and a David – former DOJ Counterintelligence prosecutor David Laufman), told CNN’s Anderson Cooper that the case had “zero merit” and added that it “makes no sense,” being something “that brings stain and dishonor on the department, on its leadership, on the line prosecutors and their supervisory officials.”  (The Hill, 4/30, ATTACHMENT ELEVEN)

Several media orifices, including ABC and the HuffPost added that the legal experts they’d interviewed on the matter said they were “shellshocked” (nyuk, nyuk) over the indictment.

“President Donald Trump posted yet another late-night rant on Wednesday about the criminal case against Comey, claiming his “86 47” post had violent implications.”  (Huffington Post, ATTACHMENT TWELVE)

″’86′ is a mob term for ‘kill him.’ They say 86 him! 86 47 means ’kill President Trump.’James Comey, who is a Dirty Cop, one of the worst, knows this full well! EIGHT MILES OUT, SIX FEET DOWN! Didn’t he also lie to the FBI about this??? I think so! President DJT,” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

Comey’s defense attorney, Patrick Fitzgerald, said during the hearing that attorneys would argue the prosecution is vindictive and selective and Comey responded to Tuesday’s indictment in a video posted to his Substack account.

“Well, they’re back. This time, about a picture of seashells on a North Carolina Beach a year ago, and this won’t be the end of it. But nothing has changed with me. I’m still innocent, I’m still not afraid, and I still believe in the independent federal judiciary. So let’s go,” Comey said in the video.

         

But, amidst media reports, most of the usual suspects voiced, wrote or posted their usual echolabia – although with a few caveats that the North Carolina indictment “could go South.”  (Fox News, May 4th, ATTACHMENT THIRTEEN)

The latest indictment against Comey has faced widespread criticism as Democrats and some Republicans argue the charges present a free speech problem and do not rise to the "true threat" standard established by the Supreme Court. Comey's attorney said in court that he plans to ask the judge to toss out the charges because they were selective and vindictive. Still, the DOJ and Trump allies are standing firmly behind the charges as they warn critics to wait to hear evidence before jumping to conclusions.

Comey's arraignment is slated for May 11 in Greenville.

But, after the May Day protests three days earlier, Foxy Greg Norman-Diamond grilled 'Saturday in America' host Kayleigh McEnany about her contention that the May Day protests proved that left-wing activists (now including Comey) were pushing “a pro-socialist agenda.”

Both charges against the former Febbie carry “up to 10 years in prison.”  The (indictments) follow “a wave of criticism from Republicans and Trump administration officials who viewed Comey's post as a “veiled threat”. 

Fox described May Day Strong, which was the main organizer of Friday's demonstrations, described them as "workers, students, and families" rallying, marching and taking action "across the country to demand a nation that puts workers over billionaires, with many refusing business as usual through No School. No Work. No Shopping." (May 2nd, ATTACHMENT FOURTEEN)

May Day’s roots “trace back to the 19th century, when Marxists, socialists and labor unions called for a day of strikes in Paris and later became a national holiday in the Soviet Union after the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution. 

“While May Day began as an effort to protect worker rights, the big-money political operations of labor unions today give the protest a partisan bias that is focused very much today on anti-Trump rhetoric, critics say.”

Without specifically specifying 86-47 as Bolshevik rhetoric, Fox reminded its readers and believers that Comey’s May 2025 Instagram post showed the numbers "86 47" arranged in shells on a beach.

"Cool shell formation on my beach walk…," Comey captioned the post - which was later deleted. 

 

The President, himself, held a press conference in the Oval Office where he told that "86" is a "mob term" that means "kill him."

"When they want to kill somebody, they say '86' the son of a gun," Trump said. 

Past and present prosecutions came “amid a broad pressure campaign on law enforcement pushed by Trump to target his political enemies, including through criminal prosecution,” wrote USA Today (ATTACHMENT FIFTEEN)

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, however, denied Trump directed the DOJ to bring the charges against Comey.

"Of course not, absolutely, positively not," Blanche said on "CBS Mornings" on April 29.

"EIGHT MILES OUT, SIX FEET DOWN! Didn’t he also lie to the FBI about this??? I think so!" Trump said a week ago, Wednesday night, describing his apparent interpretation of what the eight and six represent.  (ABC, April 30, ATTACHMENT SIXTEEN)

"You ever see the movies? '86 ’em' -- the mobster says to one of his wonderful associates, '86 'em.' That means kill 'em. It’s -- I think of it as a mob term," the President added.

But Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said he’d done some of his own research on the term.

"I searched to the end of the internet last night; I can't find one example where the number 86 had anything to do with any violent threat. So hopefully there's more to it than just the picture in the sand," Tillis told reporters on Wednesday. "Otherwise, I just think it's another example of where we're going to regret this because we're setting a fairly low bar and political physics, like I've said around here for years, is what it is. For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction."

Tillis later added, "maybe there's deep history in the use of this word and communicating threats. I just can't find it anywhere."

And while the president has repeated his claim that Comey's post was a call for him to be killed, “Trump appeared to hedge when asked directly Wednesday whether he believed his life was in danger.”

"Probably, I don’t know," he said. "You know, based on -- based on what I’m seeing out there, yeah."

 

The left wing New Republic added that NBC’s Meet the Press host Kristen Welker had asked Blanche what he made of the dozens of products now being sold on Amazon that use the slogan “86 47,” the same slogan that landed former FBI Director James Comey with his second indictment for allegedly threatening the president. 

“Should individuals selling or buying ‘86 47’ merchandise be concerned that they’re going to be prosecuted by the DOJ?” Welker asked the day after Trump’s appearance.  (ATTACHMENT SEVENTEEN)

“This isn’t about a single incident,” Blanche said.

“That’s posted constantly, that phrase is used constantly, there are constantly men and women who choose to make threatening statements against President Trump. Every one of those statements do not result in indictments, of course,” he added – explaining what usually happens whern the public sees sea shells.

“Just to be very clear, you are suggesting the seashells themselves are not at the root of this indictment?” Welker pressed.

“No, I am suggesting that every single case depends on the investigation that’s done. And of course, the seashells are part of that case, I mean, that’s what the public sees,” Blanche said.

The New Republic’s take on the actual indictment suggests that it really is just about the seashells. The indictment alleges that the shells were a “serious expression of intent to do harm” against the president. The document makes no mention of additional materials that supposedly contributed to the legitimacy of that threat. And as Blanche readily admitted Sunday, “86 47” is widely used by Trump’s critics and is not considered to be a serious threat in every case.

“So, what made this case different?” asked the NR?  “Blanche didn’t bother to explain, simply pointing to the 11 months it took the DOJ to investigate a highly publicized Instagram post. It seems the only difference is who posted it: someone who Trump has decided is his enemy.”

The New York Times agreed with this interpretation, holding off on the frivolity – calling the President’s jihad against Comey and some comedians “as ludicrous as it is bone-chillingly dangerous,” (ATTACHMENT EIGHTEEN) reiterating the dining room argument that anyone who’s worked in an American restaurant or bar “knows that when a chef or headwaiter uses the term 86’d, it means that the item is no longer available.  Discussion might ensue had Comey actually used the term in reference to the President, but he didn’t – he just posted the picture of seashells on a seashore.

And even some of Trump’s usual suspects experience befuddlement... or worse.  “That is Nuts” said one of the most faithful fans in Trump’s gallery, podcaster Joe Rogan.  (Forbes, May 2nd, ATTACHMENT NINETEEN)

Rogan, whom Forbes called “the country’s most popular podcaster and a one-time strong supporter of Trump”, said prosecuting someone for a social media post could errode First Amendment protections and said it's "just silly."

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                   A19 X15 Forbes – rogan

                   A20 X18 Cato

                   A21 X25 Hill

          @a22 The aforementioned comedians

                   X22a USA TODAY – dupe from a3 or url

          a23 USA Today

Comey indictment an attack on my right to arrange seashells! | Opinion

 

 

          @ Foreign reaction

                   A24 X09 BBC

          A25 Other (Al Jazz, dw or ???

 

IMPLICATIONS

          @ Vengefulness

                   A26 X21 maureen comey

          @  The law

                   A27 X10 legal takeaways

                   A28 X05 Fox

                   A29 X35 Reason on “true threats”

                   A30 X36 Hill on state v. fed law

          @ midterms

                   A31 X34 hurts repubs

@ PROSPECTS

 

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IN the NEWS: MAY 1st, 2026 to MAY 7th, 2026

 

Friday, May 1, 2026

Dow:  49,499.27

It’s May Day, the beginning of Asian-American month and there’s the first of May’s two full moons.

    Prada’s Devil Two opens with devils in labor, politics and business seething.  The lates polls show a 62-37 negative on POTUS, but voters don’t like asses either. The Met Gala tonight is called a “cultural phenomenon” and gas is up another 12¢/gallon... 40¢ for the week as the per-gallon average reaches $4.45.  Upper Midwest joins California for worst states.  “Gas prices will come crashing down,” President Trump says, “once the war is over.”  Oily experts, however, disagree.

   The Senate reject Democrats’ 60 day Iran War Powers regulations; DefSec Pete says the deadline doesn’t apply during cease-fires, even when the firing hasn’t ceased.  “Any further decisions must be made by Me,” says President Trump – who also says he’ll sanction ships that pay tolls to Iran, perhaps invade Cuba and put 94 year old Commie Raul Castro out of his misety and lifts tariffs on Scotch whiskey at the behest of King Charles while raising tariffs on the unhelpful EU from 15% to 25% and swapping out Surgeon Generals while Charles and Cam leave for Bermuda before heading back home – where Prince Billy and Princess Kate have a new dog.

   Jimmy Kimmel says Trump has three wars going on – against Iranians, Ukrainians and comedians.

 

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Dow:  Closed

Spirit closes immediately, even ordering planes in flight to turn around (risking crashes) and land at miscellaneous airports – stranding fliers, ticketholders and 1,700 employees with no money and no way to get home.  Ticketholders stiffed for advance pay with only promises of restitution, other airlines say they will cut prices for the stranded... maybe.  TranSec Duffy blames the war... waffling on Trump, plus the Plague but, especially, Goneaway Joe Biden for bungling the Spirit/Jet Blue merger.

   Djonald InConsistant says a deal with Iran is about to happen but, if it doesn’t, civilians will be obliterated because “I’m not happy,” also because “we can’t let lunatics have nuclear weapons”.  What does make him happy is SCOTUS banning mifeprestone (the abortion pill) and overturning the 1984 voting rights act.  Gas prices further escalating, impacting grocery deliveries and, now, garbage pickups. 

   Golden Tempo wins Kentucky Derby for pioneer female trainer @ as NBA and NHL playoffs thin the field.  Devil Two defeats Jackson Biopic in US opening: 77 to 54M with projected 200M worldwide.  Also taking off is the merching: Starbucks introduces four new flavors of coffee, each names for one of the stars.

 

Sunday, May 3, 2026

Dow:  Closed

Pope Leo gives his first Papal sermon, praising the free press on Talkshow Sunday.

   ABC’s “The Week” features EnSec Duffy, who says that prices will drop because we have already won the war and President Trump says that Iran “has not yet paid a high enough price.”  Penelists Karen Young from Columbia U and Dinana Swank of R@ reply that oil prices “go up like a rocket and come down like a feather,” while other oilies predict high prices will last for a year after the war ends, if and when.

   Sen. Jack Reed (D-RI) says that the world is “shuddering” under economic blows, Iran’s present regime is even more hostile than the former because it considers the war “existential”.  On the 60 day sundown, he says there are no “time outs” and, while the law says a 30 day extension can be approved by Congress, Trump ignores the law and is driving off all our (European) allies.

   On the Roundtable, Sara Isgur of “Scotus blog” says the Voting Rights repeal will gut black political representation, Donna Brazile calls it a betrayal and the resultant gerrymandering rush is immoral and unjustified.  Chris Christie says that the matter can be fixed by Congress – not this Congress, but maybe the one in 2028 or 2030.  Former Congessman Patrick McHenry (R-NC) says that the VRA was exploited by black racists.    Isgur, again, says the Comey prosecution “is not a real case” and Christie calls him “one of the stupidest smart guys” in Washington.

   On “Face the Nation” David Sedaris discourses on the legality of dog abortions, Ken Hardfelt@ of the Natl. Economic Council says America “is on the precipice of extreme calamity” while Minnesota’s Fed Chair # says no rate cuts “are in the cards” and a raise is possible.  “Sixty Minutes” exposes neo-Nazi plot to show up at national disasters and recruit victims. 

   “Hill” host Chris Stirewalt says that while Trump “is waving his shillelagh around”, the National Dabt now exceeds the yearly GDP due to Democratic spending and Republican tax cuts because “everybody loves free stuff” with interest being the economy’s greatest liability and profiles an intellectual... Thomas Chatterton Williams who calls the glorification of political violence (Mangione, Correspondents’ Dinner) a descent into “nihilism and anarchy” and cites Camus and Kant... gumments must be the only dealer of political violence.

 

Monday, May 4, 2026

Dow:  49,349.39

It’s “Star Wars” day.  “May the Fourth be with you!”

   President Trump creates “Project Freedom” to escort tankers through the Straits of Hormuz and combat Iranian drones, missiles, combat watercraft and minelayers, blowing up seven speedboats – but also says negotiations are going “very well”.  Oil prices fall with the hope of war’s end.  Few tankers accept, however, due to the warnings of insurance agents and IPSOS poll says 62% oppose his administration.

   Part of the problem has to be inflation, which is rising slowly and steadily as more supply chain issues appear out of the oil shortage.  Particularly impacted are transport and packaging – farmers hit not only with transport costs but a shortage of fertilizer for spring planting.

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   Hot on the heels of the opening weekend for “The Devil Wears Prada Two” (which outsells the Michael Jackson biopic 72 – 54M domestically, with over 233M worldwide), Jeff Bezos sponsors a celebrity party to kick off the Met Gala.  Fashionistas go with the theme “Fashion is Art” to dressup like people in famous paintings.  Next up for moviegoers: Star Wars What – 83? – with Grogu and the Mandalorian (another Yoda) but not, yet, Darth Vader in Prada.

 

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Dow:  49,288.25

Trump says the cease fire is holding as the war continues... SecState Marco say any contradiction is a Dem. plot because Project Freedom is a defensive operation.  Epic Fury declared over because, Trump says, we won the war.  “I always win.”  Iran disagrees and bombs the United Arab Emirates as gas buddies say prices at the hump will hit $5/gal. by Memorial Day, more by July 4th...  but Wall Street swallows it whole.

   More Met Gala musings: New Yorkers divided between those who follow fashion and those who go to the Knicks’ game.  There are protess and boycotts... Zorro and Zendaya... and Meryl Streep says the Met is “not my thing” but woke fashionistas approve of the inclusion of catwalk amputees, wheelchair user and trannies, with $42M raised for charity.

   A zillion miles away, unemployed Americans search for work while workers struggle to balance rent, food and rising utility bills.  Things are still worse for migrants – now fake attorneys are scamming undocumented seekers of legitimach while eighteen have died in ICE custody in four months, which administrators blame on the Democratic budget cuts, with the help of treacherous Republicans.

   As Darkness Falls over America, President Trump pivots and says that, even although we won the war, Operation Freedom will be cancelled.  He says the prospect of longer and higher gas prices are the price we have to pay for preventing nuclear bombs from “falling ino the hands of people who are deranged.”

 

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Dow:  49,910.59

True believers on Wall Street refuse to recognize the TACO and the markets keep soaring, almost passing the Dow 50,000 ceiling last reached @date while the Administration say it had a “symbolic effect.”

   Joneses of a certain age, including veterans, recall the last shootouts in Hormuz during President Reagan’s 1987 where a deal took a year and a half to conclude.  Iran says now that America has surrendered, ships will be allowed to pass, but insurance men say no way.  As both sides lobby China for support, the diplomats produce a one page treaty... stop the blockade in Hormuz and no nukes for Iran who, surprise!, rejects it.

   Couting down the days to unemployment, ABC latenighter Steven Colbert hosts Barack Obama, floats a Presidential run of his own and Hussein allows as how the bar to Presidencies has “changed”.  CBS says that he will be replaced by innocuous Byron Allen.

   Fortunately, the old folks will be waking up and making waves.  The Rolling Stones will release a new album “Foreign Tongues” featuring a busy Sir Paul, who also guests on Ringo’s new album.  More music from Mary J. Blige with a new album and Vegas residency, but Dolly Parton cancels her Vegas trip due to those awful solling kidney stones.

   And friends and foes alike pay tribute to sports and media mogul Ted Turner, who dies of dementia at 83.  Ex-wife Jane Fonda calls him a “swashbuckling pirate,” but in a good way.

 

Thursday, May 7, 2026

Dow:  49,652.14

It’s the first anniversary of Pope Leo’s promotion

 

 

 

 

 

THE DON JONES INDEX

 

CHART of CATEGORIES w/VALUE ADDED to EQUAL BASELINE of 15,000

(REFLECTING… approximately… DOW JONES INDEX of June 27, 2013)

 

Gains in indices as improved are noted in GREEN.  Negative/harmful indices in RED as are their designation.  (Note – some of the indices where the total went up created a realm where their value went down... and vice versa.) See a further explanation of categories HERE

 

ECONOMIC INDICES 

 

(60%)

 

CATEGORY

VALUE

BASE

RESULTS by PERCENTAGE

SCORE

OUR SOURCES and COMMENTS

INCOME

(24%)

6/17/13 revised 1/1/22

LAST

CHANGE

NEXT

LAST WEEK

THIS WEEK

THE WEEK’S CLOSING STATS...

Wages (hrly. Per cap)

9%

1350 points

4/17/26

+0.161%

5/26

1,896.65

1,896.65

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/average-hourly-earnings 37.38

Median Inc. (yearly)

4%

600

4/17/26

+0.058%

5/8/26

1,129.24

1,129.89

http://www.usdebtclock.org/   51,944 977 52,000 030

Unempl. (BLS – in mi)

4%

600

4/17/26

-2.33%

5/26

542.60

542.60

http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000000   4.3

Official (DC – in mi)

2%

300

4/24/26

+5.90%

5/8/26

204.13

216.17

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    7,670 680 687 259

Unofficl. (DC – in mi)

2%

300

4/24/26

+4.79%

5/8/26

238.57

250.01

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    14,331 350 363 3,706

Workforce Participation

   Number

   Percent

2%

300

4/24/26

 

+0.068%

+0.10%

5/8/26

295.65

295.95

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    In 162,716 706 670  781 Out 105,148 189 218 013 Total: 267,864  888 794

60.746 .723 .786

WP %  (ycharts)*

1%

150

4/24/26

+0.162%

5/26

150.22

150.22

https://ycharts.com/indicators/labor_force_participation_rate  61.90

OUTGO

(15%)

Total Inflation

7%

1050

4/24/26

+0.9%

4/26

911.77

911.77

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.9

Food

2%

300

4/24/26

+0.0%

4/26

259.19

259.19

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.0

Gasoline

2%

300

4/24/26

+21.2%

4/26

206.83

206.83

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +21.2

Medical Costs

2%

300

4/24/26

+0.3%

4/26

270.10

270.10

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.3

Shelter

2%

300

4/24/26

+0.0%

4/26

239.10

239.10

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm     +0.0

WEALTH

Dow Jones Index

2%

300

4/24/26

  -0.11%

5/8/26

382.57

382.15

https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/index/   48,578.92  49,652.14 596.97

Home (Sales)

(Valuation)

1%

1%

150

150

4/24/26

 -2.69%

+2.71%

5/8/26

129.54

267.74

129.54

267.74

https://www.nar.realtor/research-and-statistics

Sales (M):  3.98 Valuations (K):  408.8

Millionaires  (New Category)

1%

150

4/24/26

+0.058%

5/8/26

136.96

137.04

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    24,164 180 191 205

Paupers (New Category)

1%

150

4/24/26

+0.033%

5/8/26

135.11

135.07

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    36,829 842 851 863

GOVERNMENT

(10%)

Revenue (trilns.)

2%

300

4/24/26

+0.31%

5/8/26

474.22

475.70

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    5,432 440 445 462

Expenditures (tr.)

2%

300

4/24/26

+0.077%

5/8/26

291.81

291.65

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    7,111 115 118 122

National Debt tr.)

3%

450

4/24/26

+0.077%

5/8/26

346.49

346.22

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    39,128 161 185 215

Aggregate Debt (tr.)

3%

450

4/24/26

+0.091%

5/8/26

370.16

369.81

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    107,477 589 667 768

TRADE

(5%)

Foreign Debt (tr.)

2%

300

 4/24/26

 -1.17%

5/8/26

253.76

250.80

http://www.usdebtclock.org/    9,462 477 487 599

Exports (in billions)

1%

150

4/24/26

+1.94%

5/26

195.91

199.71

https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html  314.8 320.9

Imports (in billions))

1%

150

4/24/26

 -2.39%

5/26

138.64

135.33

https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html  372.1 381.2

Trade Surplus/Deficit (blns.)

1%

150

4/24/26

+4.98%

5/26

247.48

234.98

https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/current/index.html   57.3 60.3

ACTS of MAN

(12%)

 

World Affairs

3%

450

4/24/26

 -0.2%

5/8/26

470.55

469.61

Whether motivated by politics or economics, fewer foreign tourists are visiting the United States.  Hantavirus cruise ship passengers quarantined and then de-quarantined and allowed to disembark in the Canary Islands.

War and terrorism

2%

300

4/24/26

 -0.2%

5/8/26

283.45

282.88

Acting AyGee Todd Blanche calls James Comey a domestic terrorist for arranging seashells to threaten the President (above).  Hamas hostages from Israeli festival tell tales of rape, torture and sadism.  Catholic nun attacked in Jerusalem by @.

Politics

3%

450

4/24/26

   -0.2%

5/8/26

454.72

454.21

Primary season finds Indiana voting MAGA but @.  As Spirit fails, US flights to Venezuela resume.  Amazon preparing an “Apprentice” remake with Don Trump Junior.  Epstein suicide note allegedly found. 

Economics

3%

450

4/24/26

   nc

5/8/26

427.91

427.91

@ @The Murdochs make move to buy Vox and New York Magazine while Bed, Bath and Beyond reincarnated from beyond as a subsidiary of the The Container Store.  SAG settles labor dispute with producers. 

Crime

1%

150

4/24/26

-0.1%

5/8/26

203.56

203.36

Bank robber who kills two in Kentucky accused of “causing death with a firearm”, not murder.  Domino’s driver runs over pizza rat who stiffed him on tip.  Sixteen arrested in NYC car theft ring.  Eight stabbed at Tacoma school, ten shot at Oklahoma campground.  Chik-Fil-A worker arrested in $80K mac and cheese fraud.  Tabloid terror at Britney Spears’ drunk driving.

ACTS of GOD

(6%)

 

Environment/Weather

3%

450

4/24/26

   -0.1%

5/8/26

279.42

279.14

“Out of control” mussel endangers California water supply.  Weekend rain and heat records in Florida, Miami reaches 96°. Tornadoes strike Mississippi.

Disasters

3%

450

4/24/26

 -0.1%

5/8/26

464.92

464.46

Death and Texas finds fatal flash flooding in San Antonio, five killed in Austin plane crash, multiple drowning in Florida rip currents.  Insurance policy in the news for Hormuz – also State Farm accused of cheating wildfire victins but United liberalizes payouts (perhaps mindful of Mangione).

LIFESTYLE/JUSTICE INDEX

(15%)

 

Science, Tech, Education

4%

600

4/24/26

  -0.1%

5/8/26

621.69

621.07

Many schools transiting to four day weeks, but results are mixed and a few are going back to M – F.  DoEdu. Disagrees on degrees: saying college is not worth the cost for many.

Equality (econ/social)

     4%

600

4/24/26

+0.1%

5/8/26

669.69

670.36

Cherie Devane@ becomes first woman to train Derby winner Golden Tempo (but he’ll skip Preakness).  META will boycott New Mexico for imposing “impractical” child protections.

Health

4%

600

4/24/26

    -0.1%

5/8/26

414.63

414.22

Nebraska first state with work requirement for Medicaid.  TVdocs order Americans: replace meat with beans!  Plush Build A Bears recalled as kids eat and choke on zippers; faulty Sportsman Thermos lids pop up and blind three; salmonellic frozen pizza from Aldi’s and WalMart; potato chips from Utz; GLP-1 weight loss drugs like Ozempic can treat endrometriosis@.  FDA greenlights fruit flavored cigarettes for the kiddies but vetoes vaxxing research into Covid and Shingles.

Freedom and Justice

3%

450

4/24/26

    -0.1%

5/8/26

479.68

479.20

In the courts – Civil: “Info Wars” takeover by “Onion”, $800M settlement by NYC archdiocese for raping papists, Baldoni/Lively settle (then both go to the Met).  Criminal: mother arrested after son, 14, kills 81 year old pedestrian on his e-bike; “Superdry” CEO  James Holden convicted of drunken rape but NFL’s Stefon Diggs acquitted of same.  Texas Fed Ex driver sentenced to death for murder of seven year old.  Both: Open AI Sam Altman says he fears Elon Musk will beat him up. Cold: Kash Patel in feud with Arizona police on who bungled Nancy Guthrie kidnapping.

CULTURAL and MISCELLANEOUS INCIDENTS

(6%)

 

 

Cultural incidents

3%

450

4/24/26

   +0.1%

5/8/26

590.76

591.19

FIFA allows Iran to play in World Cup.  Many tennis stars boycott the Four Majors for cheap payots (players get 15% as opposed to 50% in other sports).  NBA and NHL playoffs down to Elite Eight.  Prada Two beats Jacko at B.O.  New music from Stones and Sir Paul (above), Oprah’s May book is “John of John” by gay Scotsman Douglas Stuart.

   RIP: Ted Turner (above); David Alan Coe (“Take This Job & Shove It”); Oklahoma Senate candidate @; Yankees broadcaster John Sterling;

Miscellaneous incidents

4%

450

4/24/26

    +0.1%

5/8/26

551.75

552.30

Children vote names for eagle chicks: @ and @.  1,500 beagles rescued from animal research lab now looking for their Charlie Browns.  Homeless man arrested for squatting in basement, but homeowners forgive him.  Epstein cellmate displays alleged suicide note where he calls prison “No Fun!” 

 

The Don Jones Index for the week of May 1st through May 8th, 2026 was UP 7.13  points

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