THE DON JONES INDEX
Who
protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow Jones Index? President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0 and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro,
Lara’s father-in-law), bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy G, and li’l
DOGEies Viv and... down
some, but still world’s richest Elon)? President Goneaway
Joe? Faces out of time – Obama, the
Clintons, two generations of Bushes or the ghosts of
Warren Harding, Tricky Dick or Mos Def Jeffy? Or the failed
candidates – Kamalala, Walz
and all their tarnished joy or perhaps novelties from Trump’s cabinet of
curiosities (for example: Kash Patel and HIS EYES or
all the purged females)? Speaker Mike and/or Veep Vance? Bad Vlad Putin,
those Venezuelans, Panamanians, Iranians, MAGAmaniacs
and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling
and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots,
2024’s Soviet-ish gerontocratic
garble and onwards into the present chaosphere of
riots, wildfires and measles? Congress, still over-budgeted
and under-acclimated? More others… the Courts?
Wall Street?
Main Street? Stephen Miller? Criminal gerrymander Governors in Texas or California; military and
police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots? The fake media? Foreigners (and their ICE-y predators:
ever–preying)? Vaxxing denialists
praying for return to the good ole’ days of polio? Foundations and unions, dark money donors…
science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized
by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything...
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe just a little bit below-average Americans
known as Don Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?
We do!
LESSON for September 25, 2026 – “THE ROAD AWAY FROM NINE ELEVEN!”
LESSON for September 18, 2026 – “LOOKING AROUND and ABOUT amidst the NINE ELEVEN!”
LESSON for September 11, 2026 – “THE ROADTO NINE ELEVEN!”
The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…
PARNELL for PRESIDENT
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