THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Joe? President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0 and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s father-in-law), bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy
G, and li’l DOGEies Viv
and... down some, but still world’s richest Elon)? Faces out of time – Obama, the Clintons, two
generations of Bushes or the ghosts of Warren Harding, Tricky Dick or Mos Def Jeffy? Or the failed
candidates – Kamalala, Walz and all their tarnished
joy or perhaps half of Trump’s cabinet of curiosities? Speaker Mike and/or Veep Vance? Vladimir Putin, the Panamanians, MAGAmaniacs and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family
as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016
morphed into 2021’s clown riots and 2024’s Soviet-ish
gerontocratic garble? Congress, still over-budgeted and under-acclimated? More others… the Courts? Wall Street?
Main Street? Those criminal
gerrymander Governors in Texas or California?
The military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots? The fake media? Foreigners (and their ICE-y predators)? Vaxxing denialists
praying for a return for polio?
Foundations and unions, dark money donors… science, technology and
religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or
alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe a little bit below-average Americans known as
Don Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?
We do!
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The DON JONES INDEX, not
unsurprisingly, recommends…
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