THE DON JONES INDEX

 

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be delayed, compromised or cancelled, meaning that we

also will be experiencing difficulties – not excluding delays or,

even, termination.  Such possibilities… hell!... likelihoods will be

factored into the Index as circumstances dictate.

 

Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow Jones Index?  President Biden?  Ex-President Djonald (Unchained!) Trump… and his gang from InfoWars and Goldman Sachs?  His predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama or faces out of time.  Warren Harding?  Or the failed candidates - Hillary Clinton and her weary basket of narcoleptics?  Bernie and his big mittens?  Congress?  Vladimir Putin, the Cubans, the Tea Partiers, the Bush boys and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into the post-2020 clown riots?  More others… the Courts?  Wall Street?  Main Street?  The military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots?  The fake media?  Foreigners?  Plague spreaders and plague doctors?  Foundations and unions, dark money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…

Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of average, above-average and maybe a little bit below-average Americans known as Don Jones?

We do!

 

LESSON for April 30, 2021 – JOE does DEATH!

LESSON for April 23, 2021 – JOE does GUNS!  

LESSON for April 16, 2021 – A CLOWN who should be KING!

(PART TWO: A VACANCY APPEARS)

 

ARCHIVES:

2020 in Review (for those quarantine {still} leaves nothing else to do…)

LESSON for December 30, 2020/Jan. 1, 2021 – A WHISPER of HOPE?

LESSON for December 23, 2020 – A YEAR to DISMEMBER!

2019 in Review (for those whom quarantine leaves nothing else to do…)

LESSON for January 1, 2020 – SING IN the NEW!

LESSON for December 24, 2019 – RING OUT the OLD!

The Best (and worst) Countries in the World – October 9, 2017 featuring…

The Jefferson Journals:

LESSON for October 2, 2017 – (HOT) PURSUIT of HAPPINESS

LESSON for September 11, 2017 – GIVE ME LIBERTY (or at least give me an i-Phone 10)!

LESSON for August 28, 2017 – LOVING LIFE MORE THAN DEATH!

and The Franklin Files:

LESSON for August 14, 2017 – CAN’T FIX STUPID!

LESSON for August 7, 2017 – POOR RICHARD’S (and a few of his wealthy cronies’) ALMANACK!

LESSON for July 24, 2017 – UNCLE SAM, HE AIN’T FEELIN’ SO WELL!

The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…

PARNELL for PRESIDENT

The Don Jones Index is a research project maintained by the Coalition for a New Consensus, operating under the provisions of the Supreme Court’s SUPERPAC ruling; its officers and funding duly confidential under said decision.  The CNC… a membership organization open to American citizens without regard to race, creed or political affiliation… disseminates these following articles by retired Congressman, syndicated columnist and independent Presidential Candidate Jack “Catfish” Parnell for informational purposes only.

          The CNC denies, emphatically, allegations that the organization, as well as its officers and former Congressman Parnell are fictitious – mere pawns in the e-serial “Black Helicopters” - and promise swift, effective legal action against all parties promulgating this and other such slanders.

 

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