THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Djonald (Unchained!) Trump… and his gang from Goldman
Sachs? His predecessor, Barack Hussein
Obama? Hillary Clinton and her weary
basket of narcoleptics? Congress? Vladimir Putin, the Cubans, the Tea Partiers,
the Bush boys and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran…
squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 – more
others? The Courts? Wall Street?
Main Street? The military and
police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots?
The media? Foreigners? Foundations and unions, dark money donors…
science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized
by Entropy’s lapdogs)…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and below-average Americans known as Don Jones?
We do!
LESSON for September 18, 2017 –
OF the DEBT CEILING and KANGAROO STEAKS!
LESSON for September 11, 2017 –
GIVE ME LIBERTY (or at least give me an i-Phone
10)!
LESSON for September 4, 2017 – A
WEEK to REMEMBER (in foresight)!
LESSON for August 28, 2017 –
LOVING LIFE MORE THAN DEATH!
The Franklin Files:
LESSON for August 21, 2017 – PUTTING
(half of) IT ALL TOGETHER!
LESSON for August 14, 2017 –
CAN’T FIX STUPID!
LESSON for August 7, 2017 – POOR
RICHARD’S (and a few of his wealthy cronies’) ALMANACK!
LESSON for July 24, 2017 – UNCLE
SAM, HE AIN’T FEELIN’ SO WELL!
The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly,
recommends…
PARNELL for PRESIDENT
The Don Jones Index is a research project maintained by the
Coalition for a New Consensus, operating under the provisions of the Supreme
Court’s SUPERPAC ruling; its officers and funding duly confidential under said
decision. The CNC… a membership organization
open to American citizens without regard to race, creed or political
affiliation… disseminates these following articles by retired Congressman and
independent Presidential Candidate Jack “Catfish” Parnell1 for
informational purposes only.
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1 The CNC denies, emphatically,
allegations that the organization, as well as its officers and former Congressman
Parnell are fictitious – mere pawns in the e-serial “Black Helicopters” - and
promise swift, effective legal action against all parties promulgating this and
other such slanders.
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