THE DON JONES INDEX
Who
protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow Jones Index? President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0 and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s father-in-law), bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy
G, and li’l DOGEies Viv and... down some, but still world’s richest Elon)? President Goneaway
Joe? Faces out of time – Obama, the
Clintons, two generations of Bushes or the ghosts of Warren Harding, Tricky
Dick or Mos Def Jeffy? Or the failed candidates – Kamalala, Walz and all their
tarnished joy or perhaps novelties from Trump’s cabinet of curiosities (for
example: Kash Patel and HIS EYES or all the purged
females)? Speaker Mike and/or Veep
Vance? Bad Vlad Putin, those
Venezuelans, Panamanians, Iranians, MAGAmaniacs and
the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and
squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots,
2024’s Soviet-ish gerontocratic
garble and onwards into the present chaosphere of
riots, wildfires and measles? Congress, still over-budgeted and
under-acclimated? More others… the
Courts? Wall Street? Main Street?
Stephen Miller? Criminal gerrymander Governors in Texas or California;
military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots? The fake media? Foreigners (and their ICE-y predators:
ever–preying)? Vaxxing
denialists praying for return to the good ole’ days
of polio? Foundations and unions, dark
money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised
and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything...
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe just a little bit below-average Americans
known as Don Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?
We do!
LESSON for July
3, 2026 – “WILDFIREWORKS for AMERICA’S 250th!”
LESSON for June
26/July 1, 2026 – “LUCKY THIRTEEN!” (Reconfigured)
LESSON for June 19, 2026 – “STARVE THOSE (AMERICAN) BASTARDS!”
LESSON for June 12, 2026 – “PATRIOTS, PARADES and POLITICS!”
The DON JONES
INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…
PARNELL for PRESIDENT
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