THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0
and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s father-in-law),
bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy G, and li’l DOGEies Viv and... down some, but still world’s richest
Elon)? President Goneaway
Joe? Faces out of time – Obama, the
Clintons, two generations of Bushes or the ghosts of Warren Harding, Tricky Dick
or Mos Def Jeffy?
Or the failed candidates – Kamalala, Walz and
all their tarnished joy or perhaps novelties from Trump’s cabinet of
curiosities (for example: Kash Patel and HIS EYES or
all the purged females)? Speaker Mike
and/or Veep Vance? Bad Vlad Putin, those
Venezuelans, Panamanians, Iranians, MAGAmaniacs and
the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and
squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots,
2024’s Soviet-ish gerontocratic garble and onwards
into the present chaosphere of riots, wildfires and
measles? Congress, still over-budgeted and under-acclimated? More others… the Courts? Wall Street?
Main Street? Stephen Miller?
Criminal gerrymander Governors in Texas or California; military and police,
their drones and bomb-slinging robots?
The fake media? Foreigners (and
their ICE-y predators: ever–preying)? Vaxxing denialists praying for return to the good ole’ days
of polio? Foundations and unions, dark
money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised
and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe just a little bit below-average Americans
known as Don Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?
We do!
LESSON for May 22, 2026 – “INFLATION DESTINATION!”
LESSON for May 15, 2026 – “IRANIANS, UKRAINIANS, COMEDIANS!”
LESSON for May 8, 2026 – “SHE SMELLS SEA SHELLS; HE SELLS WAR
SPELLS SPILLING O’ER THE GOLDEN FLOOR!”
LESSON for May 1, 2026 – “RHYTHMS of REVOLUTION!”
The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…
PARNELL for PRESIDENT
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