THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Joe? Ex-President Djonald
(Unchained!) Trump… and his gang from InfoWars and
Goldman Sachs and the seven dwarfs scrumbling to
usurp him? His predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama or faces out of time. Warren Harding? Or the failed candidates - Hillary Clinton
and her weary basket of narcoleptics?
Bernie and his big mittens?
Congress? Vladimir Putin, the
Cubans, the Tea Partiers, the Bush boys and the rest of that bipartisan rat
pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls
of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots? and Congress nuked the budget, then
itself? More others… the Courts? Wall Street?
Main Street? The military and
police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots?
The fake media? Foreigners? Plague spreaders and plague doctors? Foundations and unions, dark money donors…
science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized
by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe a little bit below-average Americans known as
Don Jones?
We
do!
LESSON for March 25, 2024 – “MAD VLAD’S HATEFUL INCANTATIONS to and GRATEFUL ELECTORAL ADULATION for the STATE of HIS NATION!”
LESSON for March 18,
2024 – “DON’S DEMONIC,
DYNAMIC DAYS: PART TWO… PRESIDENT JOE’S STATE of DIS’ n’ DAT UNION!”
LESSON for March 11, 2024 – “DON’S DEMONIC,
DYNAMIC DAYS: PART ONE… GRAMMYS, SUPER TUESDAY, DAYLIGHT SAVINGS, OSCARS,
RAMADAN!”
The DON JONES INDEX,
not unsurprisingly, recommends…
PARNELL for PRESIDENT
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