THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Joe? President Elect/President Djonald (PPE -
Unchained!) Trump… and his gang of felons (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s
father-in-law), bankrupts Alex Jones, Rudy G, and li’l DOGEies Viv and
Elon? Faces out of time – Obama, the
Clintons, W2 or Warren Harding? Or the
failed candidates – Kamalala, Walz and all their tarnished joy? Congress?
Vladimir Putin, the Panamanians, MAGAmaniacs and the rest of that
bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after
the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots and 2024’s Soviet-ish
gerontocratic garble? Congress, still over-budgeted and under-acclimated? More others… the Courts? Wall Street?
Main Street? The military and
police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots?
The fake media? Foreigners? Vaxxing denialists praying for a return for
polio? Foundations and unions, dark
money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised
and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of average,
above-average and maybe a little bit below-average Americans known as Don Jones
in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?
We do!
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The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…
PARNELL
for PRESIDENT
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Coming Kill-Off” and independent Presidential Candidate Jack “Catfish” Parnell
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