THE DON JONES INDEX
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also will be experiencing
difficulties – not excluding delays or,
even, termination.
Such possibilities… hell!... likelihoods will be
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Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Djonald (Unchained!) Trump… and his gang from InfoWars and Goldman Sachs?
His predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama or putative successor, Sleepy Joe
Biden? Hillary Clinton and her weary
basket of narcoleptics? Congress? Vladimir Putin, the Cubans, the Tea Partiers,
the Bush boys and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran…
squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 – more
others? The Courts? Wall Street?
Main Street? The military and
police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots?
The fake media? Foreigners? Foundations and unions, dark money donors…
science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized
by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe a little bit below-average Americans known as
Don Jones?
We do!
LESSON for June 24, 2020 – MISTER TRUMP’S WILD RIDE!
LESSON for June 17, 2020 – BAD COP, NO DONUT!
LESSON for June 9, 2020 – INSURRECTION ERECTION!
ARCHIVES:
2019 in Review (for
those whom quarantine leaves nothing else to do…
LESSON for January 1, 2020 – SING IN the NEW!
LESSON for December 24, 2019 – RING OUT the OLD!
The
Best (and worst) Countries in the World – October
9, 2017 featuring…
LESSON
for October 2, 2017 – (HOT) PURSUIT of HAPPINESS
LESSON
for September 11, 2017 – GIVE ME LIBERTY (or at least give me an i-Phone 10)!
LESSON for August 28, 2017 – LOVING LIFE MORE THAN DEATH!
LESSON for August 14, 2017 – CAN’T FIX STUPID!
LESSON for August 7, 2017 – POOR RICHARD’S (and a few of
his wealthy cronies’) ALMANACK!
LESSON for July 24, 2017 – UNCLE SAM, HE AIN’T FEELIN’ SO
WELL!
The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly,
recommends…
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