THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow Jones Index? President Joe? Ex-President Djonald (Unchained!) Trump… and his gang from InfoWars and Goldman Sachs? His predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama or faces out of time. Warren Harding? Or the failed candidates - Hillary Clinton and her weary basket of narcoleptics? Bernie and his big mittens? Congress? Vladimir Putin, the Cubans, the Tea Partiers, the Bush boys and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into last year’s clown riots? More others… the Courts? Wall Street? Main Street? The military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots? The fake media? Foreigners? Plague spreaders and plague doctors? Foundations and unions, dark money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of average, above-average and maybe a little bit below-average Americans known as Don Jones?
LESSON for March 27, 2023 – “STORMY of the CENTURY (Monday and Tuesday)!”
LESSON for March 20, 2023 – “BANKS on the RUN!”
LESSON for March 13, 2023 – “THE IVORY POACHERS!”
LESSON for February 5, 2022 – “BIG MACS on the FLOOR (Two: Let The Lap Dawg Eat)!”
LESSON for January 29, 2022 – “BIG MACS on the FLOOR (One: Let The House Dawg Eat)!”
LESSON for January 15, 2022 – “AMERICA’S PAPER ANNIVERSARY (Part Two: Let The Li’l Dawgs Eat)”
LESSON for January 8, 2022 – “AMERICA’S PAPER ANNIVERSARY (Part One: Let The Big Dawgs Eat)”
The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…
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