THE DON JONES INDEX
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Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Joe? Ex-President Djonald
(Unchained!) Trump… and his gang from InfoWars and
Goldman Sachs? His predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama or faces out of time. Warren Harding? Or the failed candidates - Hillary Clinton
and her weary basket of narcoleptics?
Bernie and his big mittens?
Congress? Vladimir Putin, the
Cubans, the Tea Partiers, the Bush boys and the rest of that bipartisan rat
pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls
of 2016 morphed into last year’s clown riots?
More others… the Courts? Wall
Street? Main Street? The military and police, their drones and
bomb-slinging robots? The fake
media? Foreigners? Plague spreaders and plague doctors? Foundations and unions, dark money donors…
science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized
by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe a little bit below-average Americans known as
Don Jones?
We do!
LESSON for August 13, 2022 – “GORILLA in TROUBLE!”
LESSON for August 6, 2022 – “PRIMARY ODORS!”
LESSON for July 30, 2022 – “CONTEMPLATING the CONTEMPTIBLE!”
LESSON for July 23, 2022 – “THE ONE EIGHTY SEVEN!”
LESSON
for February 5, 2022 – “BIG MACS on the FLOOR (Two: Let The Lap Dawg Eat)!”
LESSON for January 29, 2022 – “BIG MACS on the FLOOR (One: Let The House Dawg Eat)!”
LESSON for January 15, 2022 – “AMERICA’S PAPER ANNIVERSARY (Part Two: Let The Li’l
Dawgs Eat)”
LESSON for January 8, 2022 – “AMERICA’S PAPER ANNIVERSARY (Part One: Let The Big
Dawgs Eat)”
LESSON for December 24, 2021 – viral virtue: “LET US PREY!”
LESSON for December 17, 2021 – sentience: “THEY LIVE!”
LESSON for December 10, 2021 – life: “WHY THE BIG “O” might be THE BIG Uh-Oh!”
2020 in Review (for those whom
quarantine {still} leaves nothing else to do…)
LESSON for December 30, 2020/Jan. 1, 2021 – A WHISPER of HOPE?
LESSON
for December 23, 2020 – A YEAR to
DISMEMBER!
2019
in Review (for those whom quarantine leaves nothing else to do…)
LESSON
for January 1, 2020 – SING IN
the NEW!
LESSON
for December 24, 2019 – RING OUT
the OLD!
The
Best (and worst) Countries in the World – October
9, 2017 featuring…
LESSON
for October 2, 2017 – (HOT) PURSUIT of HAPPINESS
LESSON
for September 11, 2017 – GIVE ME LIBERTY (or at least give me an i-Phone 10)!
LESSON for August 28, 2017 – LOVING LIFE MORE THAN DEATH!
LESSON for August 14, 2017 – CAN’T FIX STUPID!
LESSON for August 7, 2017 – POOR RICHARD’S (and a few of
his wealthy cronies’) ALMANACK!
LESSON for July 24, 2017 – UNCLE SAM, HE AIN’T FEELIN’ SO
WELL!
The
DON JONES INDEX, not
unsurprisingly, recommends…
The Don Jones Index is a research
project maintained by the Coalition for a New
Consensus, operating under the provisions of the Supreme Court’s SUPERPAC
ruling; its officers and funding duly confidential under said decision. The CNC… a membership organization open to
American citizens without regard to race, creed or political affiliation…
disseminates these following articles by retired Congressman, syndicated columnist and independent
Presidential Candidate Jack “Catfish” Parnell for informational purposes only.