Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow Jones Index?  President Djonald (Unchained!) Trump… and his gang from Goldman Sachs?  His predecessor, Barack Hussein Obama?  Hillary Clinton and her weary basket of narcoleptics?  Congress?  Vladimir Putin, the Cubans, the Tea Partiers, the Bush boys and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 – more others?  The Courts?  Wall Street?  Main Street?  The military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots?  The media?  Foreigners?  Foundations and unions, dark money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs)…

Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of average, above-average and below-average Americans known as Don Jones?

We do!


LESSON for June 19, 2017 – DON’T WORRY – BE HAPPY… or WE’LL LOCK YOU UP!

LESSON for June 12, 2017 – ZERO STARS for the ENVIRONMENT!

LESSON for June 5, 2017 – ONE HALF STAR for NATO!





The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…


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    1      The CNC denies, emphatically, allegations that the organization, as well as its officers and former Congressman Parnell are fictitious – mere pawns in the e-serial “Black Helicopters” - and promise swift, effective legal action against all parties promulgating this and other such slanders.


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