THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0
and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s
father-in-law), bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy G, and li’l
DOGEies Viv and... down
some, but still world’s richest Elon)?
President Goneaway Joe? Faces out of time – Obama, the Clintons, two
generations of Bushes or the ghosts of Warren Harding, Tricky Dick or Mos Def Jeffy? Or the failed
candidates – Kamalala, Walz
and all their tarnished joy or perhaps half of Trump’s cabinet of
curiosities? Speaker Mike and/or Veep
Vance? Bad Vlad Putin, Venezuelans,
Panamanians, MAGAmaniacs and the rest of that
bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after
the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots, 2024’s Soviet-ish gerontocratic garble and the
present riots, wildfires and measles? Congress, still over-budgeted and
under-acclimated? More others… the
Courts? Wall Street? Main Street?
Stephen Miller? Criminal gerrymander Governors in Texas or California;
military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots? The fake media? Foreigners (and their ICE-y predators
preying)? Vaxxing
denialists praying for a return for polio? Foundations and unions, dark money donors…
science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized
by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of average,
above-average and maybe just a little bit below-average Americans known as Don
Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?
We do!
LESSON for February 13, 2026 – “ABU DHABI, ABU DABI, ABBA DABBA WHOODO?
say the MONKEYS at the ZOO!”
LESSON for February 6, 2026 – “D.A.C.O.?... or D.A.C.K.O.?”
LESSON for January 30, 2026 – “FREE(ze) DA’ PEOPLE!”
The DON JONES
INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…
PARNELL for PRESIDENT
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