THE DON JONES INDEX

 

Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow Jones Index?  President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0 and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s father-in-law), bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy G, and li’l DOGEies Viv and... down some, but still world’s richest Elon)?  President Goneaway Joe?   Faces out of time – Obama, the Clintons, two generations of Bushes or the ghosts of Warren Harding, Tricky Dick or Mos Def Jeffy?  Or the failed candidates – Kamalala, Walz and all their tarnished joy or perhaps half of Trump’s cabinet of curiosities?  Speaker Mike and/or Veep Vance?  Bad Vlad Putin, Venezuelans, Panamanians, MAGAmaniacs and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots and 2024’s Soviet-ish gerontocratic garble? Congress, still over-budgeted and under-acclimated?  More others… the Courts?  Wall Street?  Main Street?  Criminal gerrymander Governors in Texas or California; military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots?  The fake media?  Foreigners (and their ICE-y predators preying)?  Vaxxing denialists praying for a return for polio?  Foundations and unions, dark money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…

Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of average, above-average and maybe just a little bit below-average Americans known as Don Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?

We do!

 

LESSON for January 8, 2026 –  “2026: and I SAY HELLO...!”

LESSON for January 1, 2026 –  “2025: YOU SAY GOODBYE…!”

LESSON for December 24/5, 2025 –  “$CROOGE McBUCKS!”

LESSON for December 18, 2025 –  “HERE on JEFFERY’S ISLAND!”

 

The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…

PARNELL for PRESIDENT

The Don Jones Index is a research project maintained by the Coalition for a New Consensus, operating under the provisions of the Supreme Court’s SUPERPAC ruling; its officers and funding duly confidential under said decision.  The CNC… a membership organization open to American citizens without regard to race, creed or political affiliation… disseminates these following articles by retired Congressman, syndicated columnist, author of “Entropy and Renaissance” and “The Coming Kill-Off” and independent Presidential Candidate Jack “Catfish” Parnell for informational purposes only.

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