THE DON JONES INDEX

Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow Jones Index? President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0 and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s father-in-law), bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy G, and li’l DOGEies Viv and... down some, but still world’s richest Elon)? President Goneaway Joe? Faces out of time – Obama, the Clintons, two generations of Bushes or the ghosts of Warren Harding, Tricky Dick or Mos Def Jeffy? Or the failed candidates – Kamalala, Walz and all their tarnished joy or perhaps novelties from Trump’s cabinet of curiosities (for example: Kash Patel and HIS EYES or all the purged females)? Speaker Mike and/or Veep Vance? Bad Vlad Putin, those Venezuelans, Panamanians, Iranians, MAGAmaniacs and the rest of that bipartisan rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots, 2024’s Soviet-ish gerontocratic garble and onwards into the present chaosphere of riots, wildfires and measles? Congress, still over-budgeted and under-acclimated? More others… the Courts? Wall Street? Main Street? Stephen Miller? Criminal gerrymander Governors in Texas or California; military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots? The fake media? Foreigners (and their ICE-y predators: ever–preying)? Vaxxing denialists praying for return to the good ole’ days of polio? Foundations and unions, dark money donors… science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…

Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of average, above-average and maybe just a little bit below-average Americans known as Don Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?

We do!

LESSON for May 29, 2026 – “GRAB-U-NATION DAZE!”

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The DON JONES INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…

PARNELL for PRESIDENT

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