THE DON JONES INDEX
Who protects the multi-national corporations as comprise the Dow
Jones Index? President Djonald (UnChained!) Trump 2.0
and his gang of felons... (Bannon, Novarro, Lara’s father-in-law),
bankrupts (Alex Jones, Rudy G, and li’l DOGEies Viv and... down some, but still world’s richest
Elon)? President Goneaway
Joe? Faces out of time – Obama, the
Clintons, two generations of Bushes or the ghosts of Warren Harding, Tricky Dick
or Mos Def Jeffy?
Or the failed candidates – Kamalala, Walz and
all their tarnished joy or perhaps half of Trump’s cabinet of curiosities? Speaker Mike and/or Veep Vance? Bad Vlad Putin, Venezuelans, Panamanians,
Iranians, MAGAmaniacs and the rest of that bipartisan
rat pack family as ran… squeaking, scuttling and squealing… after the greasy
polls of 2016 morphed into 2021’s clown riots, 2024’s Soviet-ish gerontocratic garble and onwards into the present chaosphere of riots, wildfires and measles? Congress, still
over-budgeted and under-acclimated? More
others… the Courts? Wall Street? Main Street?
Stephen Miller? Criminal gerrymander Governors in Texas or California;
military and police, their drones and bomb-slinging robots? The fake media? Foreigners (and their ICE-y predators:
ever–preying)? Vaxxing
denialists praying for a return to the good ole’ days of polio? Foundations and unions, dark money donors…
science, technology and religion… academics… history (as revised and sanitized
by Entropy’s lapdogs) or alt-anything…
Who tracks the progress of and protects that aggregation of
average, above-average and maybe just a little bit below-average Americans
known as Don Jones in a gone world changed, only slightly, from the last?
We do!
LESSON for March 27, 2026 – “SPRING BROKEN!”
LESSON for March 20, 2026 – “CHASING the
LITTLE GOLDEN EUNUCHS!”
LESSON for March 13, 2026 – “ROYALLY
FLUSHED!”
LESSON for March 6, 2026 – “IRAN all the
way HOME!”
The DON JONES
INDEX, not unsurprisingly, recommends…
PARNELL for PRESIDENT
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